Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Hello,

is your corp cool? We want to recruit you.


The Confederation of xXPIZZAXx does not offer any of the following:


*100% processing services
* Orca boosters
* Help with missions
* Free health care and dental
* PvP training to new members
* A safe environment for learning more (if you can't fly it, you're ******)
* Safe 0.0 botting and RMT haven
* Fitting advise (members point at failfits at ally channel and laugh, though)


The Alliance offers the following services for free:


* Horribly dying in a ball of fire
* Repeatedly asploding in a hero dictor
* Angry shouting on comms
* FCs who'll rip you a new hole if you don't pay attention
* Trolling and generic asshattery that Lacco extends to our own channels too
* Time after time getting ganked by CONCORD
* Waiting at Titan for hours, and 2 minutes after the bridge dying to an unscouted blob
* Continuous wardecs by everyone


Read more at http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Confederation_of_xXPIZZAXx and join our public channel "PIZZAHOUSE" ingame.