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join morons. - you know who you are!

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Large Collidable Object
morons.
#1 - 2011-09-06 14:49:04 UTC
•Want to run missions completely on your own and save 10% tax?

•Looking for a place to park your spamming/scamming alt?

•Noobcorp is too elite for your untrained scouting alt?

•You're annoyed with your current corps leadership showing signs of activity?






Look no further - morons. are recruiting.

No requirements, no rules, low tax, no benefits - but at least I'm not bull****ting you.

Do what you want - I don't care. Apply and you're in.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#2 - 2011-09-08 01:59:15 UTC
I think we have an alliance now - not sure - I was rather drunk when signing up...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#3 - 2011-09-08 22:36:51 UTC
Looking for a few more Supermodels!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#4 - 2011-09-10 01:20:28 UTC
You're dumb? Hey! So are we - join morons.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#5 - 2011-09-11 22:44:03 UTC
Mouthbreathers unite! Join morons!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#6 - 2011-09-14 03:04:22 UTC
Large Collidable Object wrote:
Mouthbreathers unite! Join morons!



Wat?
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#7 - 2011-09-15 03:31:54 UTC
Don't worry! I never log in either!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#8 - 2011-09-17 03:29:22 UTC
morons. - we're good at breeding!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Butane Vein
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-09-17 03:32:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Butane Vein
Sorry, I can't follow someone who looks like my mom Big smile Although still intriguing.
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#10 - 2011-09-20 01:14:39 UTC
Butane Vein wrote:
Sorry, I can't follow someone who looks like my mom Big smile Although still intriguing.



Please stop spamming my thread
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#11 - 2011-09-22 02:52:16 UTC
We specialize in CQ!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#12 - 2011-09-29 22:58:49 UTC
We'll also accept normal people for a 1 bill isk fee
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#13 - 2011-09-30 21:13:06 UTC
Just to clarify: With 'normal', I mean smart people. So if you're smart, send me a bill and I'll accept your application.
Genuine morons still don't have to pay.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#14 - 2011-10-02 22:23:25 UTC
We have two moons now!
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#15 - 2011-10-08 13:25:07 UTC
Join or don't - I don't give a ****...
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#16 - 2011-10-21 21:44:40 UTC
Recruitment closed
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#17 - 2011-10-29 09:54:07 UTC
Reopened for a limited amount of pilots
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Large Collidable Object
morons.
#18 - 2011-11-03 00:57:23 UTC
We'll soon™* release a video on how to join morons so illiterates can join too.
You know... [morons.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjOx65yD5A)
Justin Credulent
Luv You Long Time
#19 - 2011-11-13 02:58:20 UTC
I actually don't know what "CQ" is.

Nor am I particularly certain whether your character is male or female.

But this thread is f*cking WINF*CK.

INB4 CCP DELETES MY POST AGAIN.

Null-Sec needs to HTFU and stop crying to CCP. If null-sec wants PvP, they need to stop being carebears and start fighting eachother - after years of bot-mining, they have the ships!