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Lyris Nairn 2012 : Space Friend to All

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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-02-01 02:47:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
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Hello, space friends!

I just wanted to make a thread for all of you—yes, even you!—to let you know that you are my very best space friend, and that I am so very happy to have met and known you. I know that a lot of times there are some very angry, bitter or contrary words that get spit out on these forums, and overall it can sometimes leave a negative impression. But that's okay, because then there comes a moment when you realize that Lyris has kittens, and that you have a space friend named Lyris, and that correspondingly everything is just fine in the world of tomorrow. Today in kitten news, Bojangles took a nap on my jumper which left it covered in shed hair for which I was thoroughly embarrassed to discover. What a silly cat! Mittens the kitten, whom is not to be confused for Mittens the CSM7 candidate, during a fit of energy toppled a floor lamp, became frightened by the crash, and hid inside my left boot. She is growing up swiftly, and recently we had her spayed at the veterinarian's office. My fiancée and I love our cats very much, and they are a great comfort whenever one of us is stressed about work or sad about people not knowing the good news that I am Lyris Nairn, space friend to all.

In closing, let's be friends! Oh, and vote for me for CSM7.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#2 - 2012-02-01 02:51:03 UTC
This thread is going to end in absolute disaster.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#3 - 2012-02-01 02:51:55 UTC
I read this as if elected you will lobby for kittens to be added to the CQ.

Yeeee! 

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-02-01 02:56:09 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
I read this as if elected you will lobby for kittens to be added to the CQ.

This is a fair and accurate assumption.

In my version of Walking in Closets, we will be able to interact with our kittens and individually customize them with regards to their breed, colouring, gender and size. Some people would like to have an American short hair of orange tabby colour, the same being a female specimen of small size, while others may like to have a Siamese of firepoint colour, the same being a male specimen of obese size. There exist more than enough virtual kittens for everyone, and I believe it unjust that they should not be shared with everyone whom may wish to have one. In my vision for the World of Tomorrow, we will be able to pet our virtual kittens, lift and lower them, pat them gently, throw toys at them, taunt them with toys, and many other innovative features which I feel will be an industry-leading iteration of the Carbon platform technology developed in house by CCP, hf for EVE Online the popular Internet spaceship-themed video game.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Degren
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-02-01 02:57:45 UTC
hahahahaha, I love it.

Best of luck!

Hello, hello again.

Shukuzen Kiraa
F4G Wild Weasel
#6 - 2012-02-01 03:12:16 UTC
Opened thread, saw you were a goon... decided what you had to say was not worth reading.
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#7 - 2012-02-01 03:13:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Famble
Lyris you take trolling to a new level, then you grab hold, spin and lob it up even higher. You are a credit to your craft. Always a fun read.

If anyone ever looks at you and says,_ "Hold my beer, watch this,"_  you're probably going to want to pay attention.

Ajita al Tchar
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-02-01 03:16:51 UTC
You continue sounding annoyingly attention whorelike. The flood of friendly~ posts with the "pick me for CSM even though I have almost no good ideas of my own (and must ask for them on the forums)" agenda is kind of meh.

Yes, it's time to stop posting.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#9 - 2012-02-01 03:18:52 UTC
Will you allow us to own mounts in stations, as well as push for two stations to be attached to the single stations we have now. That way there is more vrooom-vroooommming allowed.

p.s. promise not to ride over your cats if, you suceed in pushing this humble request to reality.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-02-01 03:20:37 UTC
Ajita al Tchar wrote:
You continue sounding annoyingly attention whorelike. The flood of friendly~ posts with the "pick me for CSM even though I have almost no good ideas of my own (and must ask for them on the forums)" agenda is kind of meh.

Yes, it's time to stop posting.

I like being friendly to everyone.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-02-01 03:21:33 UTC
rodyas wrote:
Will you allow us to own mounts in stations, as well as push for two stations to be attached to the single stations we have now. That way there is more vrooom-vroooommming allowed.

p.s. promise not to ride over your cats if, you suceed in pushing this humble request to reality.

Are you talking some sort of steampunk motorcycle or some sort of gothic-industrial pony strung out on tranquilizers?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Shazzam Vokanavom
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-02-01 03:26:17 UTC
I guess this is this new "daily" edition attention seeking thread for votes.

They seem to be everywhere, I'm suprised as to how she has the time to even play EvE when you consider she has to try and keep up with all this fractured repeat posting of repetition everywhere.

Personally I just find the carpet bombing approach as annoying. Or maybe she didnt get the outcome in one of her threads and thinks that a fresh approach will radically conspire to totally change people's opinions from yesterday?
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#13 - 2012-02-01 03:26:41 UTC
Any and all mounts, maybe some mini titans to power around in.

Also want masks of other avatars to be on sale as well.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Jacob Stiller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-02-01 03:26:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Jacob Stiller
Have I ever mentioned how much your avatar creeps me out? It looks like some sort of talking mannequin.

Edit: Directed toward Lyris Nairn, naturally.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#15 - 2012-02-01 03:27:55 UTC
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
I guess this is this new "daily" edition attention seeking thread for votes.

They seem to be everywhere, I'm suprised as to how she has the time to even play EvE when you consider she has to try and keep up with all this fractured repeat posting of repetition everywhere.

Personally I just find the carpet bombing approach as annoying. Or maybe she didnt get the outcome in one of her threads and thinks that a fresh approach will radically conspire to totally change people's opinions from yesterday?


Dont worry a moderator will show up shortly or a in a few days to close or move this thread, if too many are up.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#16 - 2012-02-01 03:27:59 UTC
Jacob Stiller wrote:
Have I ever mentioned how much your avatar creeps me out? It looks like some sort of talking mannequin.


The head... it's like 3 times too big. Shocked

Yeeee! 

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2012-02-01 03:29:55 UTC
Shazzam Vokanavom wrote:
I guess this is this new "daily" edition attention seeking thread for votes.

They seem to be everywhere, I'm suprised as to how she has the time to even play EvE when you consider she has to try and keep up with all this fractured repeat posting of repetition everywhere.

Personally I just find the carpet bombing approach as annoying. Or maybe she didnt get the outcome in one of her threads and thinks that a fresh approach will radically conspire to totally change people's opinions from yesterday?

Yes, I can see why you'd think something like that. But allow me to offer an alternative explanation: I love to post, and I frequently have a few seconds or a couple of minutes of free time to slang some words. That's really the long and short of it. If you find it to be distressing then I am genuinely sorry that I have offended you.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2012-02-01 03:30:45 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
Jacob Stiller wrote:
Have I ever mentioned how much your avatar creeps me out? It looks like some sort of talking mannequin.


The head... it's like 3 times too big. Shocked

A head that's three times too big on a character who's running for political office. "A talking head," as it were. Hmm.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#19 - 2012-02-01 03:32:48 UTC
Shukuzen Kiraa wrote:
Opened thread, saw you were a goon... decided what you had to say was not worth reading.


judging people based on which video-game community they chose to play with: the pinnacle of rational thought.
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#20 - 2012-02-01 03:33:50 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Shukuzen Kiraa wrote:
Opened thread, saw you were a goon... decided what you had to say was not worth reading.


judging people based on which video-game community they chose to play with: the pinnacle of rational thought.

In the course of a week I have pretty much given up trying to educate people on the logical fallacy associated with prejudice and all other thought processes derived from inductive inference.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

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