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Smack Talk Free Zone

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The Marmite Collective
#1 - 2017-06-21 08:03:20 UTC
This post has been made in a smack talk free zone for people who have seen enough endless discussions on the C&P forum and want to stop wasting their time. Walls of text will be completely ignored and only happy thoughts are allowed. An occasional smiley will get you extra happy points. Cake recipes will even double them.

So Natural Clonekiller, how was your day? LolLolLol (smiley multiplier)

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

#2 - 2017-06-21 10:31:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
And how are the rules of this thread going to be enforced?

C&P isn't the Forum for free love.




A carebear should not have to explain these things to Ardened mercs.

A broken beer bottle hurled in your general direction should be enough love.

Tora, take a break, feed the pigeons, have a gud ni sleep. Then rtn with your war-face on tomorrow. We care.Bear
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Vendetta Mercenary Group
#3 - 2017-06-21 11:38:31 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
And how are the rules of this thread going to be enforced?

C&P isn't the Forum for free love.




A carebear should not have to explain these things to Ardened mercs.

A broken beer bottle hurled in your general direction should be enough love.

Tora, take a break, feed the pigeons, have a gud ni sleep. Then rtn with your war-face on tomorrow. We care.Bear


That lasted long.
The Marmite Collective
#4 - 2017-06-21 11:42:24 UTC
My war face is fine....

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

#5 - 2017-06-21 11:45:13 UTC
No no Bumfluffninjette you go show Tora some love. Or I'll glass ya.Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

#6 - 2017-06-21 13:20:13 UTC
*gets out stopwatch*

Hmmm.

2 hours, 28 minutes and 43 seconds.

A new record.

Straight

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Tactical Supremacy
#7 - 2017-06-21 15:09:43 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*gets out stopwatch*

Hmmm.

2 hours, 28 minutes and 43 seconds.

A new record.

Straight


Actually that was slightly funny, well done...

When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.

Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp

#8 - 2017-06-21 15:36:20 UTC
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude? Do you feel mort staring at you through the screen?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#9 - 2017-06-22 04:50:38 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude? Do you feel mort staring at you through the screen?



What do you think I'm typing with?

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

#10 - 2017-06-22 05:52:00 UTC
Dracvlad wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*gets out stopwatch*

Hmmm.

2 hours, 28 minutes and 43 seconds.

A new record.

Straight


Actually that was slightly funny, well done...



You'll find the lot of C&P are actually really witty when they want to be. =3
#DeleteTheWeak
#11 - 2017-06-22 06:04:55 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude?


Given the weather we've been having here, I certainly hope it's OK.
#12 - 2017-06-22 07:23:02 UTC
Areen Sassel wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude?


Given the weather we've been having here, I certainly hope it's OK.

Thank god for a/c - 39° today, 42° tomorrow.
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#13 - 2017-06-22 11:14:05 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude? Do you feel mort staring at you through the screen?


I don't mind, leather chair becomes an issue when you haven't moved for over an hour though
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2017-06-22 17:58:03 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude? Do you feel mort staring at you through the screen?


It wasn't the grass that tickled your arse it was Mort's little finger!
#15 - 2017-06-22 22:07:19 UTC
I play eve nude with my superman nightpants on.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

#16 - 2017-06-22 22:08:52 UTC
BTW before anybody makes the mistake: There is no such thing as assless chaps. Chaps are chaps because they are assless.

Carry on.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Circle-Of-Two
#17 - 2017-06-22 23:12:05 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
BTW before anybody makes the mistake: There is no such thing as assless chaps. Chaps are chaps because they are assless.

Carry on.

Somebody needs to inform Leto about this. And possibly Serendipity

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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Pandemic Legion
#18 - 2017-06-23 01:43:11 UTC
I've been in 2 fights this month in the past 2 days and both were very fruitful. 500 bill worth of damage after slaying over 100 dreads and carriers.

<3 content on demand.
#19 - 2017-06-23 02:28:25 UTC
jack1974 wrote:
I've been in 2 fights this month in the past 2 days and both were very fruitful. 500 bill worth of damage after slaying over 100 dreads and carriers.

<3 content on demand.

Lots of dead goons

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#20 - 2017-06-23 06:05:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
Sol epoch wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Smack free zone, so what do people think about playing the game in the nude? Do you feel mort staring at you through the screen?


It wasn't the grass that tickled your arse it was Mort's little finger!


All true. Having said that it may have been the horn from my latex giraffe playsuit. Please return it if you find it (use gloves).

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

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