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Kill this thieving whore [Niran Krynn]

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Gallente Federation
#1 - 2017-06-17 23:10:48 UTC
Since I joined up recently and been given my own corporation to manage, with a little cash in it to do some business, I figure to go ratting in some of these nest sites to get my cash flow going. I managed to pop all the ships, then this thieving ***** comes floating in on a stratios like the queen of fecking shiva, then steals my overmind loot from a legit kill of mine, now I know this whole drone thing is nuts with everyone doing it but you got to be kidding me, and has the gall drag me out the sun. I wait a bit then the **** doesn't even bother respond so i got her in a target lock, timer is kicking then i figure "What the hell?" since I read that a Catalyst was a common gank ship so I decided to blast the little *****. CCP, I gotta ask, what the hell is wrong with when you made the stratios? Come on, it shouldn't be able tank whatsofuckingever, its damn explore cloaker frigate, not a damn Tier 2. anyway, long story short, Catalyst got blown up and the little whore ran off without even telling me what the hell was in my overmind drone loot.

So like any average CEO, Im gonna let my fellow pilots know that this ***** is out there flying a goddamn stratios going around like a slutty ninja, and stealing Rogue drone nest rewards. I recommend blasting Niran Krynn the moment she gets into your local system, adding her to your contact list as negative, because Karma is a ***** and we got an entire fleet of it here in New Eden. I last seen her poking around near jita, specifically New Caldari, so keep your guns loaded, and if anyone blasts her while she's in her Stratios, link the kill feed.

Fly Hot homies!
#2 - 2017-06-17 23:33:15 UTC
Why do I feel like I should of read this in Samuel L Jackson's voice.... Just saying

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#3 - 2017-06-17 23:34:21 UTC
Rai Hantzel wrote:
Since I joined up recently and been given my own corporation to manage, with a little cash in it to do some business, I figure to go ratting in some of these nest sites to get my cash flow going. I managed to pop all the ships, then this thieving ***** comes floating in on a stratios like the queen of fecking shiva, then steals my overmind loot from a legit kill of mine, now I know this whole drone thing is nuts with everyone doing it but you got to be kidding me, and has the gall drag me out the sun. I wait a bit then the **** doesn't even bother respond so i got her in a target lock, timer is kicking then i figure "What the hell?" since I read that a Catalyst was a common gank ship so I decided to blast the little *****. CCP, I gotta ask, what the hell is wrong with when you made the stratios? Come on, it shouldn't be able tank whatsofuckingever, its damn explore cloaker frigate, not a damn Tier 2. anyway, long story short, Catalyst got blown up and the little whore ran off without even telling me what the hell was in my overmind drone loot.

So like any average CEO, Im gonna let my fellow pilots know that this ***** is out there flying a goddamn stratios going around like a slutty ninja, and stealing Rogue drone nest rewards. I recommend blasting Niran Krynn the moment she gets into your local system, adding her to your contact list as negative, because Karma is a ***** and we got an entire fleet of it here in New Eden. I last seen her poking around near jita, specifically New Caldari, so keep your guns loaded, and if anyone blasts her while she's in her Stratios, link the kill feed.

Fly Hot homies!


A Stratios is a cruiser. Its pretty sexy too. Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

The-Culture
#4 - 2017-06-17 23:35:14 UTC
Rai Hantzel wrote:
So like any average CEO, Im gonna...


You may be surprised to find that it's the less-than-average CEO's who post this type of thing, sir.

Are you wishing to press charges? What evidence do you have for us that this event even took place? A killmail would help your case dramatically in this instance.

Otherwise you may need to be charged with defamation of character or something. Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.

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#5 - 2017-06-18 02:40:08 UTC
This OP has a bright future.

As a feature on the minerbumping blog. Roll

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#6 - 2017-06-18 04:07:40 UTC
Oh noes, I may have been trolled. I think OP is Starterrorprime's alt.


Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.

The-Culture
#7 - 2017-06-18 07:10:01 UTC
Bamboozled, are we?

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

#8 - 2017-06-18 09:50:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place


OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Vendetta Mercenary Group
#9 - 2017-06-18 10:30:48 UTC
Reading that post hurt my brain, please reframe from posting again.
Caldari State
#10 - 2017-06-18 11:06:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Gimme Sake
Since when being baited has anything to do with being a CEO?


Also... tying to 1v1 a stratios in a cat and wondering what went wrong bwahahaha.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

#11 - 2017-06-18 12:40:59 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
Reading that post hurt my brain, please reframe from posting again.

No he should post way more, like tons more, like metric tonnage more, like punching two babies in the face while stealing their momma more....

Just read with either an LL cool J voice or a Samuel L Jackson's voice.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#12 - 2017-06-18 13:34:26 UTC
Surprised the Stratios pilot didn't roflstomp this guy into oblivion.

Man, I dream of some idiot in a Catalyst shooting at my flashy Suspect Stratios in an event site.

*looks at OP*

Why hello there, fellow EVE player.

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Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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#13 - 2017-06-18 19:50:00 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Why hello there, fellow EVE player.
If you're going to steal a line, it may as well be one of Mr Kane's.

Here's my prediction for the OP, having gained the attention of a radioactive rodent.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Gallente Federation
#14 - 2017-06-19 06:35:47 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place


OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.


Oh **** yes it is mine, if anything I should get a kill right on her for it, still I just wanted to alert folks and hope someone blasts the little ****, cause those stratios are expensive even if ya are using them for intended use like exploring instead of wandering around hi-sec pissing off people new to the game. I'd still like to see a nice fat killfeed on her because from what I hear, bounties aren't worth **** in this game, and not really worth spending the money on.

Jagd Wilde wrote:
oh noes, I may have been trolled. I think OP is Starterrorprime's alt.


Nah the dude picked me up on his payroll when I first joined wandering around the noob system and told me he'd make the CEO of his corp until he got finished messing around with an alliance, so getting paid to be a seat filler isn't too bad while I kind of figure how everything works. So far, I've probably spent a good chunk of the ten mil he forgot about getting set up so I'm happy with my current setup. Anyway, Nice to meet and hope I can do business with you sometime soon, if I can find the money for it.
#15 - 2017-06-19 06:54:08 UTC
Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.

Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.

#16 - 2017-06-19 06:55:29 UTC
Rai Hantzel wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Read up on ganking you did it way wrong. Also on corp management. And Roles. And ship types. And weapon types. And Spies.

Fly sexy, Fly Stratios.
And crimewatch too; the OP's suggestion of blasting someone the moment they enter system is amusing, given the nature of the consequences for shooting at somebody in hisec without the appropriate flags in place


OP the loot isn't yours until it's in your hangar, in the station.


Oh **** yes it is mine, if anything I should get a kill right on her for it, still I just wanted to alert folks and hope someone blasts the little ****, cause those stratios are expensive even if ya are using them for intended use like exploring instead of wandering around hi-sec pissing off people new to the game. I'd still like to see a nice fat killfeed on her because from what I hear, bounties aren't worth **** in this game, and not really worth spending the money on.
Both salty and wrong about nearly everything.


In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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#17 - 2017-06-19 14:17:21 UTC
Jagd Wilde wrote:
Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.




SHHHHHHHHHH


Ahem.

*to OP*

Now tell us more about your eyes...:)

Smile

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Amarr Empire
#18 - 2017-06-19 15:26:38 UTC
Pretty sure I cleared a site with this guy running it, too.

In my Stratios.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.

#19 - 2017-06-19 17:27:58 UTC
Jagd Wilde wrote:
Do yourself a favor OP, put some distance between you and starterrorwhatever his name is. You don't want people thinking you are his alt.


I think I preferred Start Error's thesaurus soup to this vaguely misogynistic ranting.
#20 - 2017-06-19 23:04:51 UTC
Queen of sheba...not shiva

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."

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