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Tama/Nourvukaiken Anti-Gatecamp Op

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#1 - 2017-06-13 00:07:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Dabasir
Ok, I'm going to single handedly put the stopper on the frequent Snuffed Out/Project.Mayhem./Pen Is Out /mass KM whoring/Gate Camping of the Nourvukaiken/Tama gate. Evil

Plans are drawn up, ships have been pre-positioned, and I'm ready to go. All I need now is corporate sponsorship. Cool So:

If you are looking to get back at any of the above people, or are just a victim of evil gate campers and would like to hurt them where it counts (anywhere they are), then please contact me in game about paying me $950 million isk for a weeks worth of harassing the Tama/Nourvukaiken gate campers.

Trolls please do your thing. To be honest the only reason I posted here is so that we can all enjoy watching the trolls/haters proven wrong..... yet again. Roll So by all means PLEASE FEED THE TROLLS!
#2 - 2017-06-13 00:12:56 UTC
Why do you need 750 million ISK if you have the ships and pilots to break the camp?

Just do it.

Or run some l4 missions/station trade/scam like a boss.

Last resort, spend some RL cash, buy some PLEX and sell it on the market.

Bang, yer done.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

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#3 - 2017-06-13 00:28:29 UTC
Mike Adoulin because "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"- Gordon Gecko
#4 - 2017-06-13 02:33:36 UTC
I approve of this violent endeavor.
Pod them all...

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  • - "hub humping station gamey neutral logi warspam wankery" -Ralph King-Griffin-
Caldari State
#5 - 2017-06-13 05:52:28 UTC
So, what do you plan to do when they drop 100+ ships on you, including several caps?
Circle-Of-Two
#6 - 2017-06-13 06:02:23 UTC
I endorse this product and/or terrible scam...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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#7 - 2017-06-13 06:21:00 UTC
Dabasir wrote:
Mike Adoulin because "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money"- Gordon Gecko



But this is C&P.

No-one is going to give you money here. Fedo's and wardec's, probably, but no ISK.

You need to go scam over in General Discussion.

I give this a 2/10....nice try, needs a lot of work.

Straight

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

#8 - 2017-06-13 08:07:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
You should offer your services to Venbedwettas, they hate to cross LowSec to get to HiSec islands.Roll

Just ask the Cavemen who kicked their chocolate-starfish in. Bedwetta stragglers had a poor time of it returning to Jita. Some hailing taxi's, some retreating in ( please don't shoot i'm a non combatant now) shuttles.Lol



Edit: Did I mention the "Grand Merc Army" (and scammers from VMG) never returned to Yvlet to finish the Cave position.
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

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#9 - 2017-06-13 10:37:18 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Why do you need 750 million ISK if you have the ships and pilots to break the camp?

Just do it.

Or run some l4 missions/station trade/scam like a boss.

Last resort, spend some RL cash, buy some PLEX and sell it on the market.

Bang, yer done.

Pretty sure he is way ahead of you on the scamming bit.
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#10 - 2017-06-13 12:15:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Dabasir
"Your a dumb ass. I'll pay you half that just to see you F _ _ _ it up. Send me your death mails each time."

Shocked

Not quite the enthusiasm I had expected but this is EVE and it's probably the nearest thing I'm going to get for support so THIS OPERATION NOW HAS BACKING!

I am Deploying Nyctalopia and my alt Fallshirmjader to the area. There is NO WAY they know I'm coming so the element of surprise is on my side! To be honest, there is no way they can stop me anyway but makes for compelling drama doesn't it? Smile
Rote Kapelle
#11 - 2017-06-13 12:56:14 UTC
Dabasir wrote:
There is NO WAY they know I'm coming so the element of surprise is on my side!


Roll

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#12 - 2017-06-13 15:56:36 UTC
Element of surprise is gone as they've read the forum.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#13 - 2017-06-13 17:54:38 UTC
Dabasir wrote:
...evil gate campers...


Gate camps may be some of the least creative and most boring form gameplay in all of EvE, often resulting for equal amounts of frustration for both those participating in one and those unfortunate enough to stumble upon one, but the mere act of camping a gate does not make one evil.

-1 for misrepresenting gate camping.

+1 for gumption.

Overall rating: meh.

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My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

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#14 - 2017-06-13 22:06:11 UTC
Ok the operation started half way through the day so I'll have a full daily update tomorrow. You can keep up by watching Fallshirmjader's Bio in game. Isn't this so exciting!!!! Big smile

Bronson Hughes: I suggestively polled and then methodically cherry picked responses and came to the scientific conclusion that we gate campers are indeed Evil. Twisted So I think I have brought forth enough evidence to persuade you that your first premise was probably in error. I thank you in advance for accepting my conclusion without any type of review. What?

Caldari State
#15 - 2017-06-14 00:36:19 UTC
Nice bait thread! Pirate

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

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#16 - 2017-06-14 11:26:56 UTC
OK, updated Fallshirmjader's Bio so you can compare details.

Over all gate deaths dropped 40

PM - 49

Snuffel's - 7

PIO +1

Pretty encouraging start but the numbers don't quite add up so let me explain.

I'm hired to primarily prevent those 3 alliances from getting kills and the second mission is to reduce deaths on that gate in general. So when we kill them, or their alts, on the gate, for example, that counts against us as far as over all kills. And yes Kaybella Hakaari they did drop an Archon on us along with their other counter mob. Ugh

Also I had completely forgot about smart bombers, which is actually ironic, so I now have stealth bombers in place to counter that particular issue.

Now this Smart Bombing brings up a slight conflict of interest with other projects that I am working on so if you are in the above mentioned alliances, and working with me and others on another channel/project, I will not interfere with your ongoing operations in anyway at that gate. My client has been informed of this conflict and she has no issues with my compromise.

So that ends my first day's report! Over a week roughly 800 things get killed on that gate. I'm pretty confident by the end of Monday I'll have it down to at least 400! Cool Course with my luck there will be a massive 2,000 man fleet fight on that gate this week but anyway......
Tactical Supremacy
#17 - 2017-06-14 15:01:40 UTC
I rather approve of this, a man of action, taking on meaningful enemies with a set objective, well I never..., and it is so telling that the first person to make a sarc comment was Mike the unfunny gerbil... Roll

This thread is going places...

When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.

Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp

Snuffed Out
#18 - 2017-06-14 18:43:31 UTC
Did team drama touch you in the noughty place?
Snuffed Out
#19 - 2017-06-14 20:14:09 UTC
Dabasir wrote:
OK, updated Fallshirmjader's Bio so you can compare details.

Over all gate deaths dropped 40

PM - 49

Snuffel's - 7

PIO +1

Pretty encouraging start but the numbers don't quite add up so let me explain.

I'm hired to primarily prevent those 3 alliances from getting kills and the second mission is to reduce deaths on that gate in general. So when we kill them, or their alts, on the gate, for example, that counts against us as far as over all kills. And yes Kaybella Hakaari they did drop an Archon on us along with their other counter mob. Ugh

Also I had completely forgot about smart bombers, which is actually ironic, so I now have stealth bombers in place to counter that particular issue.

Now this Smart Bombing brings up a slight conflict of interest with other projects that I am working on so if you are in the above mentioned alliances, and working with me and others on another channel/project, I will not interfere with your ongoing operations in anyway at that gate. My client has been informed of this conflict and she has no issues with my compromise.

So that ends my first day's report! Over a week roughly 800 things get killed on that gate. I'm pretty confident by the end of Monday I'll have it down to at least 400! Cool Course with my luck there will be a massive 2,000 man fleet fight on that gate this week but anyway......



Sounds like a pile of Salt. Btw i want my cut on that payment. I am the gate keeper of that gate. Anyone that does any transactions over my gate gets taxed.
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#20 - 2017-06-15 15:14:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Dabasir
Gugl1 Molou: Yes they did. But everyone knows that all members of Snuffed Out must maintain soft hands and smooth lips so I don't see how that is an issue. Roll



Day 2 Operation Report

Start Of Operation / Current 7 Day / Change From Start of Operation



Kills On Nourvukaiken Gate 783 678 -105

Project.Mahyem. 530 455 -75

Snuffed Out 301 311 +11

Pen Is Out 286 255 -31

Total Effects on the Trifecta of Dementia* -95


The drop in gate kills seems to be increasing so looks like we are on track for that 400 figure I hypothesized in an earlier post.

I've added a Darwin Award winner to Fallshirmjader's Bio for you reading pleasure.


*Symptom of dementia- "Problems planning and carrying out tasks.." They seem to be having problems planning and carrying out their tasks on the Nourv gate. Big smile
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