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[MERC] Short Bus Mercenaries.

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Short Bus Mercenaries.
#1 - 2017-05-05 07:06:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Short Bus Mercenaries. is accepting contracts.

We operate out of Gallente space, and specialize in focused aggression.

* Evictions of industrial alliances in competition of local resources

* Supplemental DPS/Logistics for war time fleet ops

* PVP/Doctrine/Strategies consultations

* Asset logistics to mitigate war time losses

* Focused war target hunting regardless of region or system security level

* The best local chat pvp money can buy

For pricing information, please contact Julius Maagnus in game via evemail, or convo.

Killboard : https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99005235/



*Disclaimer: Short Bus Mercenaries. is not taking contracts for citadels or online POS's. Offline sticks
and Customs Office contracts may be negotiated at the discretion of SBM. For any services that cannot be provided
by SBM., references to one or more professional, and capable organizations will be provided.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

#2 - 2017-05-05 10:30:57 UTC
I support and endorse this product. As their local chat has never been​ complete without asking what color do you pee?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

The Marmite Collective
#3 - 2017-05-05 10:38:21 UTC
I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries.

Quote:
[MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

The Bastard Cartel
#4 - 2017-05-05 12:02:01 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries.

Quote:
[MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.

What has the ability to bash someone's head with a club have anything to do with spelling?
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#5 - 2017-05-05 12:24:15 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries.

Quote:
[MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.

What has the ability to bash someone's head with a club have anything to do with spelling?


Grammar nazis... they're everywhere.
Short Bus Mercenaries.
#6 - 2017-05-05 13:18:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Tora Bushido wrote:
I would have endorsed you, but then I realized you and your 7 alts cant even spell Mercenaries.

Quote:
[MERC] Short Bus Merceanries.



Was **** ass drunk when the post was created. Thank you for pointing out my spelling error. By all means,
should you encounter any more be sure to point them out as well... And 7? is that it?

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

The Marmite Collective
#7 - 2017-05-05 17:54:25 UTC
Ok, much better. Now lighten up, smile, start recruiting, ignore stupid stats and go have some fun.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Circle-Of-Two
#8 - 2017-05-05 20:25:47 UTC
I will actually endorse this product and/or service. They showed up time and again agaisnt a group I was advising on how to deal with highsec mercs a while back. Seemed to have solid tactics and fits. Also on a more personal note I worked with some of them in dodixie once on a contract in my Marmite days and it was an enjoyable experience.

PS was equally fun to hunt them on a few occasions. Most of thier lads were aware of thier surroundings making the hunt more than challenging

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Short Bus Mercenaries.
#9 - 2017-05-07 14:26:29 UTC
Still taking contracts doodz. Still taking fights incredibly outnumbered.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

Vendetta Mercenary Group
#10 - 2017-05-07 15:47:25 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Ok, much better. Now lighten up, smile, start recruiting, ignore stupid stats and go have some fun.


by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates Roll)
The Marmite Collective
#11 - 2017-05-07 15:59:27 UTC
Luukje wrote:
by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates Roll)
He, I'm just trying to be nice to the guy who has even less kills then VMG. Dont spoil it! Evil

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Short Bus Mercenaries.
#12 - 2017-05-07 22:18:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Julius Maagnus
Tora Bushido wrote:
Luukje wrote:
by stupid stats, you mean those numbers you keep on posting on vmg/maramite forums about how you killed more ships (empty frigates Roll)
He, I'm just trying to be nice to the guy who has even less kills then VMG. Dont spoil it! Evil



I am assuming you say I have less kills than VMG. Not sure what were talking about here. But lets do some kindergarten math.

The Marmite Collective. Active Pilots, 48. Total Kills, 566 that equals 11.7 kills per active pilot.
Short Bus Mercenaries. Active Pilots, 9, Total Kills, 135 that equals 15 kills per active pilot.

If you dont want me linking stupid stats, quit comparing me to organizations that are much larger than my own. Or I will bust out the stupid stats and put it where everyone can see it. Id say for our size, were pulling our weight.

P.S. We didnt have to wardec 100+ organizations to get those kills.... Quality over quantity.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

The Marmite Collective
#13 - 2017-05-08 09:50:40 UTC
Is your industry alliance in need of new custom offices or citadels? Roll

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Short Bus Mercenaries.
#14 - 2017-05-08 22:00:38 UTC
I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance. I am not sure where you get this from. And no... we dont need new pocos. At least not at this time. And should that change, believe me when I say I will take them.

If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.

#15 - 2017-05-09 07:11:51 UTC
Those Eve Uni carebears been fondling your POCO's?

Happened in the last 72 hrs so it ain't old hat.



Julius you like regaling people with stats, thought you would enjoy:

Eve Uni Ships Lost:
42 Ships
You guys Ships Lost:
48 Ships

Eve ISK Lost:
1,597,149,287.31
Mercs ISK Lost:
2,036,986,730.31
Eve Uni Efficiency:
56.1 %
You guys Efficiency:
43.9 %

But what is uppermost is Evi Uni got gud content, an that's what its all about.


SmileSmileSmile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Vendetta Mercenary Group
#16 - 2017-05-09 09:25:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Yaosus
Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.

You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc.
#17 - 2017-05-09 10:35:41 UTC
He Julius, how many Alliances helped defend your POCO's?



Australians wear thongs so we can count above ten, but I ran out of toes when counting them Alliances'.Blink
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

#18 - 2017-05-09 10:51:27 UTC
Yaosus wrote:
Do not try to argue with the trollmasters community. They've been brainwashed.

You can't have a civilized debate with pop tarts like saeger and the likes of him. You show them the color RED, everyones sees and agrees that it is RED and then he comes and trolls you saying that it is BLUE. The problems is that he also believes that the color is BLUE, red eyes, foamy mouth, medication etc.

So your calling me out in Julius forum spot and yet you have no argument here as I'm not involved in math of this forum... Just gave my endorsement.
Blue is still blue
Red is red
Your blue donut just is huge.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

#19 - 2017-05-09 11:16:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Still will endorse Short Bus, they hold an important niche in the market. Smile

Not as big as Marmite and Vendetta, and not Marmite nor Vendetta. Straight
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

The Marmite Collective
#20 - 2017-05-09 14:43:29 UTC
Julius Maagnus wrote:
I have told you numerous times, I have no industrial alliance.
Good to hear, then you'll have no problem with use disbanding Fly Fearless. And +1 to Short Bus for having almost the same number of kills as VMG.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

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