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Hire GANKERS If You Cant Do It Yourself

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Honey-Boo 2017
Mercenary Coalition Training Academy
Mercenary Academy
#1 - 2017-04-17 21:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Honey-Boo 2017
I'm new to eve and love the idea of ganking. It's like being a modern-day kamikaze and its full of thrills and isk.

I've been doing lots of reading and restarted my character for this prupose. Since I started with omega I've noticed a huge advantage of those with moderate to high sp. Extortion on new players and such as far as renting citdel placements is ridiculous.

These groups that call themselves mercenaries can't compete with a dagger in the back or smoke that dissipates as the battle ends before it is begun. When I start something, I'm not gonna be a sheep for the lowly wolves that call themselves pvper's in this game for several years, I'm gonna hit the ground running.

Hail the Great Ones who left. Brain-drain in a video game...who woulda thunk it?

Ketchup and butter sketti anyone? Check out my mom....she's hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcPneRtl5Nc

Pix Severus
Empty You
#2 - 2017-04-18 03:47:56 UTC
You kinda lost me in the second half of your post, but I wish you well, sir. Make some waves.

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Yaosus
Reliables Inc
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#3 - 2017-04-18 08:39:49 UTC
Honey-Boo 2017 wrote:
I'm new to eve and love the idea of ganking. It's like being a modern-day kamikaze and its full of thrills and isk.

I've been doing lots of reading and restarted my character for this prupose. Since I started with omega I've noticed a huge advantage of those with moderate to high sp. Extortion on new players and such as far as renting citdel placements is ridiculous.

These groups that call themselves mercenaries can't compete with a dagger in the back or smoke that dissipates as the battle ends before it is begun. When I start something, I'm not gonna be a sheep for the lowly wolves that call themselves pvper's in this game for several years, I'm gonna hit the ground running.

Hail the Great Ones who left. Brain-drain in a video game...who woulda thunk it?



Another Farmville player came to Eve and start bitching about game mechanics. You also like smoking pot and trolling the forums right?
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
Circle-Of-Two
#4 - 2017-04-18 09:20:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
Yaosus wrote:
Honey-Boo 2017 wrote:
I'm new to eve and love the idea of ganking. It's like being a modern-day kamikaze and its full of thrills and isk.

I've been doing lots of reading and restarted my character for this prupose. Since I started with omega I've noticed a huge advantage of those with moderate to high sp. Extortion on new players and such as far as renting citdel placements is ridiculous.

These groups that call themselves mercenaries can't compete with a dagger in the back or smoke that dissipates as the battle ends before it is begun. When I start something, I'm not gonna be a sheep for the lowly wolves that call themselves pvper's in this game for several years, I'm gonna hit the ground running.

Hail the Great Ones who left. Brain-drain in a video game...who woulda thunk it?



Another Farmville player came to Eve and start bitching about game mechanics. You also like smoking pot and trolling the forums right?

Ask Natural or somebody who they think this sounds like Blink

PS post history is another pretty solid hint

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Tora Bushido
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The Marmite Collective
#5 - 2017-04-18 10:54:13 UTC
OMG, who let Holeyshit back on the forums ? Ugh

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Honey-Boo 2017
Mercenary Coalition Training Academy
Mercenary Academy
#6 - 2017-04-18 14:35:15 UTC
Holeysheet? I wish. He was ....colourful. By looking at his killboard, he was a magnet for haters.....I like him already. He's even top 5 in the alliance you advertise Tora Bushido.

Do I detect something? Maybe he was with you when your alliance was decent?

Ketchup and butter sketti anyone? Check out my mom....she's hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcPneRtl5Nc

Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
#7 - 2017-04-18 15:42:46 UTC
Honey-Boo 2017 wrote:
I'm new to eve

Re-rolling doesn't make you "new to eve," Holey.



Good to see you back to poastin' though, should liven up this sub a bit. Not in a good way, mind - but it has been a bit dull recently.
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#8 - 2017-04-18 17:54:37 UTC


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Saeger1737
Bite the pillow
#9 - 2017-04-18 21:04:16 UTC
Honey-Boo 2017 wrote:
Holeysheet? I wish. He was ....colourful. By looking at his killboard, he was a magnet for haters.....I like him already. He's even top 5 in the alliance you advertise Tora Bushido.

Do I detect something? Maybe he was with you when your alliance was decent?

Must be holey or no wait can't think of anyone more full of himself then this.... So it must be holey.

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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
#10 - 2017-04-19 02:19:42 UTC
*smokes a fine Cuban cigar*

Welcome back, Holey.

Let us see how long it takes you to get banned on this alt, shall we?

*activates stopwatch*

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Natural CloneKiller
Commonwealth Mercenaries
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#11 - 2017-04-19 03:43:09 UTC
The funnyist thing is holeyshit got to be dumb as his post are exactly the same and write in the same way. Furthermore he has to migrate to ganking to make a living as he gets spanked in ever other trade hub .

Wonder if ccp are aware holeyshit is back on the forums!
Clockwork Robot
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2017-04-19 11:53:32 UTC
Apparently this person really is the best thing going in C&P, because the forum seems to flatline unless it's a discussion about him.

Kind of flies in the face of everyone talking up the community as being super awesome.
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
Circle-Of-Two
#13 - 2017-04-19 12:15:12 UTC
Clockwork Robot wrote:
Apparently this person really is the best thing going in C&P, because the forum seems to flatline unless it's a discussion about him.

Kind of flies in the face of everyone talking up the community as being super awesome.

Any drama is good drama if your not involved. Reality TV has taught us this

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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Honey-Boo 2017
Mercenary Coalition Training Academy
Mercenary Academy
#14 - 2017-04-19 17:08:56 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
The funnyist thing is holeyshit got to be dumb as his post are exactly the same and write in the same way. Furthermore he has to migrate to ganking to make a living as he gets spanked in ever other trade hub .

Wonder if ccp are aware holeyshit is back on the forums!


You're so convinced of your delusion. I'm glad I could bring excitement to your day vmg forum guy.

I like thrashers for ganking. Minmatar is cool too, but gallente is perty.

Ketchup and butter sketti anyone? Check out my mom....she's hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcPneRtl5Nc

Kaely Tanniss
Commonwealth Mercenaries
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#15 - 2017-04-26 08:44:20 UTC
And so his cover is blown once again.. let the in game salt mails commence. Roll

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Kaely Tanniss
Commonwealth Mercenaries
Vendetta Mercenary Group
#16 - 2017-04-26 09:02:19 UTC
Clockwork Robot wrote:
Apparently this person really is the best thing going in C&P, because the forum seems to flatline unless it's a discussion about him.

Kind of flies in the face of everyone talking up the community as being super awesome.


Nah, it's just so easy to get a rise out of him. It's pure comedy tbh. I'm guessing you've not been privy to his lovely mails. Twisted

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..