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I want my forum account banned. PERMANENTLY.

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Brian Paone
Doomheim
#1 - 2017-04-12 10:05:14 UTC
I'm a paying customer who's been asking for this for two ******* weeks now. What's it take? You guys want a problem? I can cause one! But I was rather hoping we could be adults about this.
Jinn McKellin
ChemiKals
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2017-04-12 10:44:19 UTC
IBTL
ergherhdfgh
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2017-04-12 12:13:08 UTC
You could just not log into the forums

Want to talk? Join Cara's channel in game: House Forelli

Brian Paone
Doomheim
#4 - 2017-04-12 12:39:50 UTC
ergherhdfgh wrote:
You could just not log into the forums


You could just not be a ******* idiot, either. Why I gotta do all the damn work?

It's cool though. I'll just take my business elsewhere. Until then, I guess I'll just harass the whole lot of ya.
Ludek
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2017-04-12 13:03:39 UTC
If Paone gets to make demands, then so do I!

I want Scarlett Johansson to have her way with me! She must be wearing a clown costume, tie me up, and refer to me as her son. Then, as I'm climaxing, she should choke me until I pass out.

Make it happen!
Donnachadh
United Allegiance of Undesirables
#6 - 2017-04-12 14:09:57 UTC
One has to wonder why is it so important to have your account banned from the forums?
What does it gain you?

But hey if you really want your account banned from the forum simply asking is not going to get it done.
There are a number of alternative approaches that would yield significantly quicker results.
If you really want to be banned I am sure you can figure out how.

In the mean time, you are not a problem more like a minor nuisance you know like that insect that just keeps flying around but is not really bothering you other than by simply being in your space.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#7 - 2017-04-12 14:34:25 UTC
Brian Paone wrote:
ergherhdfgh wrote:
You could just not log into the forums


You could just not be a ******* idiot, either. Why I gotta do all the damn work?

It's cool though. I'll just take my business elsewhere. Until then, I guess I'll just harass the whole lot of ya.



Please allow me to quote my response to you on this subject over at GD:
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Brian Paone wrote:


Nah, **** this noise raw and bloody. There MIGHT be decent content here, but I'm too old to go sifting through mountains of narcissistic sociopathy to find a few decent folks. I don't have to do that in-game; I shouldn't have to do it here.

You don't have to. The solution to your problem-that-is-not-a-problem is quite simple; if you don't like the forums and feel they are somehow ruining the game for you...just don't go on the forums. That's it. No EvE player is forced to go on the EvE forums. It is entirely your choice and not necessary to play the game. YOUR choice, no disabling of anything by ccp needed.



If forum and game accounts are connected, then it is what it is. I'll clarify that with customer service and, if that's the case, I'll shut down the whole Goddamned thing and just move on.

They are connected in that having an account made to play the game EvE allows one to post on the forums. One doesn't even need an EvE account to read the EvE forums, so ccp disabling your "forum account" wouldn't protect you from your own choices completely. Also, ccp customer service prioritizes support tickets according to how urgent they deem them to be. Considering that and the probable backlog of support tickets caused by the recent fanfest, and your ticket asking for clarification of forum / game connectivity might take a while for a response.



You know, like so many other people have. But I'm sure that's my fault. :-)

Ah, then goodbye, sir.



Thanks again.
yw








"Harrass" away, friend - you got nothin'. Nothing you could do is going to do anything besides make you look bad.

Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#8 - 2017-04-12 14:46:18 UTC
Brian Paone wrote:
I'm a paying customer who's been asking for this for two ******* weeks now. What's it take? You guys want a problem? I can cause one! But I was rather hoping we could be adults about this.


LOL " I was rather hoping we could be adults about this." you're awesome! Smile
I hope they do not ban you from posting on the forums, just because that's what you're trying to do rather than simply use a tiny bit of self-control. May you "stew in your own juices".

Oh please, tell us what sort of problem you will make.



Alaric Faelen
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2017-04-12 15:16:34 UTC
I approve of this thread
Zarek Kree
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#10 - 2017-04-12 15:17:18 UTC
Bans have to be earned. You think you get that badge of honor simply by asking for it? Either go earn it or STFU.
Keno Skir
#11 - 2017-04-12 16:15:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Keno Skir
Brian Paone wrote:
ergherhdfgh wrote:
You could just not log into the forums


You could just not be a ******* idiot, either. Why I gotta do all the damn work?

It's cool though. I'll just take my business elsewhere. Until then, I guess I'll just harass the whole lot of ya.


You're not really harassing anyone, strange internet kid. This is EvE where being insulted is the same as any other form of communication.

Enjoy being obsessed with some forums.. Pirate

EDIT - Tbh you aren't really trying to get banned anyway, or you'd just say something really wrong and get banned wouldn't you Cool Instead of skirting the edge of a ban, pretending to be a rebel..
Jacques d'Orleans
#12 - 2017-04-12 17:44:11 UTC
*waves good bye*

Obligatory: Your stuffz, haz it, can I?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2017-04-12 19:02:38 UTC
TL;DR of the OP

"I want, but I can't be arsed to do it for myself so somebody else should do it for me."


It's not exactly hard to refrain from posting on the forums, if the OP can't control his posting urges I suggest that he biomass's and donates his stuff to a worthy cause.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack

Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#14 - 2017-04-12 19:27:31 UTC
Falcon said they were undoing all bans for the new forums so why not shiptoast to hell and back trying to get banned now, the new ones are only coming soon™

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter

ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#15 - 2017-04-12 20:09:49 UTC
Closed.

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