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Vortexo VonBrenner

Doomheim

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#1 - 2017-03-25 22:16:33 UTC

Finally! The truth revealed! http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/03/australia-is-not-real-it-s-a-hoax-facebook-star.html

"Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

#AustraliaisNOTreal"

Your suspicions are confirmed. Some of you may be shocked finding out about this massive coverup (but not those so-called "Australians", they don't really exist anyway)

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Realm of Mischief DammFam 1,691
Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#2 - 2017-03-26 01:27:20 UTC You are a nutbar Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust


Vortexo VonBrenner Doomheim Likes received: 2,972	#3 - 2017-03-26 02:05:07 UTC 2 Val Kaleth wrote: You are a nutbar pretty much, yes. EvE security zones in pictures EvE quick reference pdf EvE links

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Yiole Gionglao Likes received: 21,059	#4 - 2017-03-26 08:19:56 UTC 2 I refuse to give any notoriety to a Facebook attention whore. Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

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Yenne Wormhole Sterilization Crew What Could Possibly Go Wr0ng Likes received: 2	#5 - 2017-03-26 08:46:22 UTC Sounds a lot like that Finland conspiracy.


Vortexo VonBrenner Doomheim Likes received: 2,972	#6 - 2017-03-26 13:23:50 UTC 2 Yiole Gionglao wrote: I refuse to give any notoriety to a Facebook attention whore. Fair enough. I just thought it was funny. People are amusing. EvE security zones in pictures EvE quick reference pdf EvE links

Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE 35,628
Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#7 - 2017-03-26 17:00:30 UTC 5 Those platypuses were too weird to be true. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥

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Ranzabar Doomheim Likes received: 237	#8 - 2017-03-26 20:57:44 UTC 4 Can confirm i's true. I went there on business and didn't sell a thing. Nothing!. And since I'm the worlds best salesman, it can only mean that Australia doesn't exist! How could it? I would have sold things bigly! It's a hoax. No other explanation. Abide


Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#9 - 2017-03-26 21:59:10 UTC 1 Holograms. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥


Val Kaleth Realm of Mischief DammFam Likes received: 1,691	#10 - 2017-03-27 05:28:54 UTC Nana Skalski wrote: Holograms. Can I have a programmable holorgram? Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel. 🇮🇪 disappears in a cloud of rust

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Immortal Bitch Doomheim Likes received: 1	#11 - 2017-03-27 10:27:19 UTC I eat crayons...

Nana Skalski

Taisaanat Kotei

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#12 - 2017-03-27 13:43:56 UTC

Val Kaleth wrote:

Nana Skalski wrote:

Holograms.

Can I have a programmable holorgram?

They dont share. We could be "unsophisticated enemy" for them.

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ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ

ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀

≡⋁≡ ♥

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Erica Dusette Division 13 Likes received: 58,089	#13 - 2017-03-28 11:10:39 UTC 7 I'm posting from Australia right now and can confirm there's nothing here. Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again! Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel ▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss

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Khergit Deserters Crom's Angels Likes received: 5,136	#14 - 2017-03-28 23:57:04 UTC 1 Well of course it doesn't exist. "Australians" you run into are just too open, trusting, friendly and cheerful. Nice try, "Aussies."

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Tisiphone Dira Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,163	#15 - 2017-03-31 01:13:56 UTC 2 if Australia isn't real then where do dropbears come from? There once was a ganker named tisi A stunningly beautiful missy To gank a gross miner There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

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Falken Falcon Likes received: 32,544	#16 - 2017-03-31 08:26:17 UTC Is this the same as the Finland conspiracy? https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/this-dude-accidentally-convinced-the-internet-that-finland-doesnt-exist Aye, Sea Turtles


Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#17 - 2017-03-31 08:59:22 UTC Tisiphone Dira wrote: if Australia isn't real then where do dropbears come from? Maybe Austria? ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥

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Vayen Kukkus Likes received: 12	#18 - 2017-04-06 02:51:45 UTC If Australia isn't real, does that mean I'm not real? DUST 514 FOREVER!!!!


Nana Skalski Taisaanat Kotei EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE Likes received: 35,628	#19 - 2017-04-07 12:29:58 UTC Vayen Kukkus wrote: If Australia isn't real, does that mean I'm not real? It depends. Are you Australia? ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ 📕 ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴏsᴘʀᴇʏ 🚀 ≡⋁≡ ♥

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Scipio Artelius Weaponised Vegemite Flying Dangerous Likes received: 47,807	#20 - 2017-04-07 15:58:51 UTC 1 Time to go snort some crack, party all night and wake up in a strange bed. What isn't real can't really hurt me. Such a relief. Thanks OP.