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Australia does NOT exist, it's a hoax!

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Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
#1 - 2017-03-25 22:16:33 UTC
Shocked Finally! The truth revealed! http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2017/03/australia-is-not-real-it-s-a-hoax-facebook-star.html

"Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

#AustraliaisNOTreal"

Your suspicions are confirmed. Some of you may be shocked finding out about this massive coverup (but not those so-called "Australians", they don't really exist anyway)
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
#2 - 2017-03-26 01:27:20 UTC
You are a nutbar

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

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Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
#3 - 2017-03-26 02:05:07 UTC
Val Kaleth wrote:
You are a nutbar

pretty much, yes.



Yiole Gionglao
#4 - 2017-03-26 08:19:56 UTC
I refuse to give any notoriety to a Facebook attention whore.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Yenne
Wormhole Sterilization Crew
What Could Possibly Go Wr0ng
#5 - 2017-03-26 08:46:22 UTC
Sounds a lot like that Finland conspiracy.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
#6 - 2017-03-26 13:23:50 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
I refuse to give any notoriety to a Facebook attention whore.

Fair enough. I just thought it was funny. People are amusing.


Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#7 - 2017-03-26 17:00:30 UTC
Ranzabar
Golden Ratio One Six One
#8 - 2017-03-26 20:57:44 UTC
Can confirm i's true. I went there on business and didn't sell a thing. Nothing!. And since I'm the worlds best salesman, it can only mean that Australia doesn't exist! How could it? I would have sold things bigly! It's a hoax. No other explanation.

Abide

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#9 - 2017-03-26 21:59:10 UTC
Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
#10 - 2017-03-27 05:28:54 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Holograms.


Can I have a programmable holorgram?

Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.

🇮🇪

disappears in a cloud of rust

Immortal Bitch
Doomheim
#11 - 2017-03-27 10:27:19 UTC
I eat crayons...
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#12 - 2017-03-27 13:43:56 UTC
Val Kaleth wrote:
Nana Skalski wrote:
Holograms.


Can I have a programmable holorgram?


They dont share. We could be "unsophisticated enemy" for them.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2017-03-28 11:10:39 UTC
I'm posting from Australia right now and can confirm there's nothing here.


Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#14 - 2017-03-28 23:57:04 UTC
Well of course it doesn't exist. "Australians" you run into are just too open, trusting, friendly and cheerful. Nice try, "Aussies."
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2017-03-31 01:13:56 UTC
if Australia isn't real then where do dropbears come from?

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

Falken Falcon
#16 - 2017-03-31 08:26:17 UTC
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#17 - 2017-03-31 08:59:22 UTC
Vayen Kukkus
#18 - 2017-04-06 02:51:45 UTC
If Australia isn't real, does that mean I'm not real?

DUST 514 FOREVER!!!!

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#19 - 2017-04-07 12:29:58 UTC
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#20 - 2017-04-07 15:58:51 UTC
Time to go snort some crack, party all night and wake up in a strange bed.

What isn't real can't really hurt me. Such a relief. Thanks OP.
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