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Highsec Violations - Injunction against Johnny Legion

Author
Merias Tylar al-Akhwa
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2017-02-15 02:22:30 UTC
If it pleases the court of C&P;

We would like to formally bring charges against the miner known as "Johnny Legion" on behalf of all law-abiding and productive residents of the Trigentia constellation. "Johnny Legion" has been seen not once, not twice, but a full five days in a row mining AFK in untanked vessels within the belts of Akhwa. Members of the group which I have been asked to file this injunction on behalf of have readily observed him targeting asteroids and then going motionless once those asteroids are depleted- Sometimes sitting without action for upwards of 2 hours at a time! If his profile is to be believed he is Chief Mining Officer of a corporation; One shudders to imagine the poor attitudes and behaviors he is teaching his subordinates. His removal is a matter of public safety!

His laziness, bot-aspirancy, and flagrant disregard for the consequences of his behavior does everyone who inhabits this area a disservice. Our own efforts to educate him have gone unheeded. We submit the above charges to the court in the hopes that "Johnny Legion" may be given adequate cause to re-evaluate his poor life choices and request that agents skilled in such matters intervene.


Signed,
Merias Tylar of Akhwa
Representative of Citizens For A Better Trigentia
Neuntausend
Rens Nursing Home
#2 - 2017-02-15 03:09:31 UTC
It's a good thing you signed your post, as otherwise I would not have known who posted it. For that alone I'm inclined to agree with your summation and plead guilty. Let's not be hasty, though and jump to a verdict yet. The accused should be given ample time to appear before the court and make her or his case.

Signed,
sorry, I can't do that.
Sasha Nemtsov
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2017-02-15 05:35:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Sasha Nemtsov
The Court of C&P normally adjudicates on matters falling outwith the framework of EVE's EULA and TOS.

Has your own pre-referral investigation eliminated - as far as it may - the possibility of automated play in the behaviour of this character? The difference between bot-aspirancy and its widely-unpopular relative, is a fairly simple matter to expose, and if the latter is suspected, should be reported elsewhere.

Have you - not to put too fine a point on it - have you ganked this character? If not, why not?

The Court may decide - at its absolute discretion - to dispatch a junior investigator to the site of the reported activity, but you should immediately provide updated information, in line with my request, above. Referral onward will be halted until we hear from you again.

Thank you for taking the time to get in touch.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4 - 2017-02-15 06:42:18 UTC
9/10. Enjoyed the write up. What has he been mining in?

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#5 - 2017-02-15 13:04:25 UTC
I'm inclined to point out that the court was not established as a tool for the lazy and helpless. It is the shining sword of justice that provides light and promotes freedom where it is found lacking. As an avid spectator of the court's activities I would say your request for injunction will be tossed aside. The case you have presented is obviously beyond the hearing and judgment phase do to it's plain dumb obvious nature. You do not need the courts blessing to administer justice upon the perp. You have the obvious blessings of the court, this forum and all those that uphold the true underlying values that keep the heart of New Eden alive and well.

Go forth, administer justice and report back with facts and details.

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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat
Snuffed Out
#6 - 2017-02-15 13:27:21 UTC
whose highsec laws did he violate again? i forget

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MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#7 - 2017-02-15 15:02:25 UTC
Has anybody filed a complaint with the Drone Adoption Mining Network yet to see if he is abusing his drones by leaving them unsupervised in orbit for hours on end as well? It is a well known fact that not providing enough attention to even the smallest of drones can cause them to go rogue. Entry level security agents are having to daily send out a capsuleer to clear out pockets of asteroids, put down these poor drones, and relocate distraught miners. I would have for this to become another D.A.M.N. problem.

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NotTheSmartestCookie
Shooting Blues Everyday
Gimme Da Loot
#8 - 2017-02-15 17:38:05 UTC
In the meantime, would you like to purchase a mining permit? Only 10m for one year of CODE compliant mining in HighSec.

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#9 - 2017-02-15 18:03:22 UTC
NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:
In the meantime, would you like to purchase a mining permit? Only 10m for one year of CODE compliant mining in HighSec.



Anyone who does this is just dumb. Take the roids and the content. Both are free.
Sasha Nemtsov
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2017-02-15 19:53:51 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:

Take the roids and the content. Both are free.


What you describe has nothing to do with freedom, bearing as it does both a time and money investment.

That investment is made on the part of both the unlicensed miner and his inspector.

The freedom comes in having available options; once the decision to play is made, both time and money become stuck to the endeavour like poo to a blanket.

I expected better from you, Serendipity, but perhaps you're feeling below par today. You certainly look as if you've been sucking lemons - or did you intend that curiously pinched expression?
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#11 - 2017-02-15 20:13:40 UTC
The only violation I see here is the failure of the OP to resolve the matter on their own.

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Hazel TuckerTS
Doomheim
#12 - 2017-02-15 20:35:06 UTC
BIG DEAL

I mine semi afk all day AND taunt code to come and get me...

still mining...yawn

kiss kiss bang bang

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2017-02-15 23:57:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
I put to the court that Johnny Legion is a repeat offender, according to court records (zkill) his previous offence fell under the remit of the New Order.

I motion, in the interests of content, merriment and justice, that the applicant for justice enacts a suitably explosive judgement on the offender within the next 7 days, upon which action we forward the case to the appropriate authority for further consideration.

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#14 - 2017-02-16 12:39:31 UTC
Sasha Nemtsov wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:

Take the roids and the content. Both are free.


What you describe has nothing to do with freedom, bearing as it does both a time and money investment.

That investment is made on the part of both the unlicensed miner and his inspector.

The freedom comes in having available options; once the decision to play is made, both time and money become stuck to the endeavour like poo to a blanket.

I expected better from you, Serendipity, but perhaps you're feeling below par today. You certainly look as if you've been sucking lemons - or did you intend that curiously pinched expression?



The important part (which you didn't quote) is where I directly implied that you are dumb. Try to focus.
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat
Snuffed Out
#15 - 2017-02-16 12:40:30 UTC
Hazel TuckerTS wrote:
BIG DEAL

I mine semi afk all day AND taunt code to come and get me...

still mining...yawn


not really afk then are you?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Sasha Nemtsov
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2017-02-16 13:34:47 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:

The important part (which you didn't quote) is where I directly implied that you are dumb. Try to focus.


Well spotted!

Or it would have been so, were it not for the fact that the use of the word 'dumb' is sufficiently flexible to leave some doubt as to your intentions.

I might indeed be dumb for all you know, but MinerBumping followers will attest to my possession of a fine voice, and the skill to wield it to reasonably good effect. I am not incapable of audible speech, therefore.

But perhaps you meant, on the other hand, that I am in some way cognitively impaired? That contraption plastered to the top of my otherwise bald head might very well pose a threat of cognitive interference; but I bought the thing and I'm damned well going to sport it!

Please describe precisely the way or ways in which my 'dumbness' (as you would have it) expresses itself to you. Be careful; you'll be risking the very opposite of a serendipitous experience!
Hazel TuckerTS
Doomheim
#17 - 2017-02-16 18:33:25 UTC
la da dee da da mining totally afk now....

kiss kiss bang bang