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Wanted: Your Refugees, Homeless, and Other Displaced Persons

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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2017-01-09 22:19:27 UTC
In deference to the strongly held sentiments of a certain pilot of my acquaintance, this year's anniversary One Million Slave Sacrifice has been cancelled. It is therefore necessary that I find some alternate means of glorifying God, one that would cause the pilot in question at least an order of magnitude less anguish than the One Million Slave Sacrifice. I believe that I have found at least a preliminary solution.

I have obtained a supply of several thousand Refugees, Homeless, Militants, Captives, Caldari Prisoners of War, and other such displaced persons. These will NOT be enslaved; they will be provided food, water, bedding, and other basic care. They will, however, be instructed in the True Faith, and they will glorify God in the performance of rituals according to the Takmahl texts using my collection of Takmahl Holy Statues. When a ritual sacrifice is required — and out of deference to the afore mentioned pilot who has a great sensitivity to such rites, I shall not over-perform them — it will be made of sick, criminal, and suicidal slaves sourced from SCC markets on a just-in-time basis — recall that the Blood Liturgy does not require the sacrifice to be of any particular quality, for the liturgy itself makes the slave a worthy sacrifice unto a holy and righteous God.

I hereby invite all pilots of New Eden to contribute to the spread of the Faith and the glorifying of God by selling me your displaced persons, for which purpose buy orders of Refugees and Homeless have been opened in Mehatoor offering 10,000 ISK per unit — the highest buy order for these persons in New Eden. Contracts offering these and the other displaced persons mentioned above will also be accepted.

Additional Questions:
Q: Are you going to indoctrinate your displaced persons with brainwashing and TCMCs?
A: No. The Faith will be taught by conventional methods. I have thousands of slavers on hand capable of teaching the faith, and with no slave colony to manage, these slavers are available for personalized instruction.

Q: How do I know you aren't going to torture these displaced persons?
A: I will offer qualified members of SFRIM and other humanitarian organizations the right to inspect the facilities within reason.

Q: Isn't this just another kind of slavery?
A: No Vitoc, TCMCs, glaive collars or similar will be used on these displaced persons. After having been taught the Faith and having performed the rites for some time, these persons will be released back into the general population, where it is hoped that they will continue spreading the word of Naupliusism.

Q: Why would Sani Sabik take in failed, undesirable persons like Homeless and Refugees?
A: I blend Sani Sabik and Amarr beliefs. In particular, these displaced persons, properly instructed, may be the first step to a "commoner" class of Nauplius disciples, below the fully initiated Chosen savants but above Minmatar slaves. By grafting in a little Amarrian-style hierarchy to the Faith, I may mitigate the criticism that Sani Sabik beliefs lead to unstable societies.

Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2017-01-09 22:22:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Arrendis
Q: Why would the Homeless and Refugees listen to failed, undesirable persons like Nauplius?



After all, they may be down on their luck, but at least they haven't failed at being a person.
Sinjin Mokk
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2017-01-09 22:24:34 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
In deference to the strongly held sentiments of a certain pilot of my acquaintance, this year's anniversary One Million Slave Sacrifice has been cancelled.



Op Success.


"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."

Ayallah
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#4 - 2017-01-09 22:29:15 UTC
I will provide you with one Kamiera if you can promise that your will give your sermons in person.

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#5 - 2017-01-09 22:43:11 UTC
Ayallah wrote:
I will provide you with one Kamiera if you can promise that your will give your sermons in person.


I don't want any Kamieras.
Julianni Avala
Ishukone-Raata Corporate Investment Bank
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#6 - 2017-01-09 22:48:42 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
I have thousands of slavers on hand capable of teaching the faith, and with no slave colony to manage, these slavers are available for personalized instruction.


Personalized instruction. Two simple words, yet they can have such a deeper, darker meaning.

You do not need Vitoc, TCMCs, glaive collars, chains, or any other physical means to hold someone as a slave. "Personalized instruction" is more than enough.

I will pray deeply for the people under your hold, that God may place them in better hands than your own.

Chief Financial Officer, Head Diplomat

I-RED GalNet Site

--

((OOC: Journey to Purpose- Julianni's Character Blog, last updated 11.07))

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#7 - 2017-01-09 22:50:47 UTC
Sinjin Mokk wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
In deference to the strongly held sentiments of a certain pilot of my acquaintance, this year's anniversary One Million Slave Sacrifice has been cancelled.



Op Success.





This is ominous, and now I am wondering whether I am victim of another conspiracy.
Ria NieyIi
#8 - 2017-01-09 23:01:52 UTC
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not trying to get you!
Graelyn
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#9 - 2017-01-09 23:09:25 UTC
Bit late to try to go legit.

I love watching reputation become someone's straightjacket. Lol

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#10 - 2017-01-09 23:29:02 UTC
Graelyn wrote:
Bit late to try to go legit.

I love watching reputation become someone's straightjacket. Lol


I am uninterested in being "legit", pilot.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#11 - 2017-01-09 23:39:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
Hmm. I mean, if you can outbid the continuous need for workers on the Black Rise frontier, there's a massive population of gutter-class undesirables on the outskirts of the State, and I doubt anybody but the most bleeding of hearts would bat an eye if somebody quietly took the garbage out.

EDIT: I would start by trying to get the Citizen POWs back to the State. They deserve to return to their old station in life, not to be bought and sold like so much cattle. Also, I suspect looking to their best interest would greatly increase your luck in any negotiations with the Caldari...

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Loai Qerl
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#12 - 2017-01-09 23:45:16 UTC
Thank you, Mr. Nauplius. I hope some day I'll be able to take advantage of your invitation to inspect the place for good behavior.
Arrendis
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2017-01-10 00:30:24 UTC
What place? His 'temple' got blown up.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#14 - 2017-01-10 00:37:19 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
What place? His 'temple' got blown up.


The rites will be performed in my hanger, where the displaced persons will live as well.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#15 - 2017-01-10 01:28:42 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Arrendis wrote:
What place? His 'temple' got blown up.


The rites will be performed in my hanger, where the displaced persons will live as well.


That reminds me of those marines I found in my first year as a Capsuleer. Not sure where I brought them to. Hek or Rens? I hope they aren't still in the hangar.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Tamiroth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#16 - 2017-01-10 01:38:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Tamiroth
Nauplius regaining some sanity and attempting to actually spread his vile cult?

This is troubling. He is far from a charismatic leader, but, given a large pool of people to select from, there always could be a few of those deranged, sadistic or bloodthirsty enough who convert.

They won't have a long lifespan, of course, but more Nauplian acolytes is not what New Eden needs in any case.
Rossanjiin Eskeitan
Guri Raiders
#17 - 2017-01-10 04:51:48 UTC
I dunno, I kinda like the guy! He has a goal, he's working towards it. Not everyone can say the same.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#18 - 2017-01-10 06:36:26 UTC
Rossanjiin Eskeitan wrote:
I dunno, I kinda like the guy! He has a goal, he's working towards it. Not everyone can say the same.

You realize this bastard Nauplius has personally killed several million innocent human beings, right? If you like Nauplius you must really admire other butchers and mass murderers of New Eden like Bloody Omir, Sansha Kuvakei, the Sarpati family, et al.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Rossanjiin Eskeitan
Guri Raiders
#19 - 2017-01-10 06:46:25 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
You realize this bastard Nauplius has personally killed several million innocent human beings, right? If you like Nauplius you must really admire other butchers and mass murderers of New Eden like Bloody Omir, Sansha Kuvakei, the Sarpati family, et al.


Oh, sure, yeah, I realize it. But uh, not sure if you noticed, but several million innocent human beings die every day to wars and the simple whims of most of us capsuleers. Just the way it is, gorgeous.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#20 - 2017-01-10 12:37:38 UTC
Neph wrote:
EDIT: I would start by trying to get the Citizen POWs back to the State. They deserve to return to their old station in life, not to be bought and sold like so much cattle. Also, I suspect looking to their best interest would greatly increase your luck in any negotiations with the Caldari...


No. Caldari POWs will not be returned immediately to the State where they will be subjected to incorrect teaching on the Doctrine of Slavery, the Doctrine of Hell, and the Doctrine of Eternal Minmatar Subjugation and Destruction. My instructors will instead re-educate any Caldari in my possession on these and other matters, particularly the Doctrine of Slavery, to which Caldari seem to have a stubborn resistance.
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