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Crime & Punishment

 
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I am a corp thief, scammer, and griefer!

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Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2017-01-05 18:20:41 UTC
Please note that I am a corp thief, scammer and a griefer. So don't tell me you have not been warned.
Froggy Storm
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2017-01-05 22:05:06 UTC
Here is an odd case.

What proof have you of said claims? The court can't accept such a statement of accusation from an person without evidence to examine, even in the case of self incrimination.
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#3 - 2017-01-05 23:19:56 UTC
*looks at OP's post*

*scratches head*

Ummmm......ok?

.......



So what now?

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#4 - 2017-01-05 23:43:20 UTC
Unit.

Lol.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#5 - 2017-01-06 00:11:46 UTC
CURRENT CORPORATION
Science and Trade Institute [STI] from 2014.05.18 19:35 to this day

And the plot thickens.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Sitting Bull Lakota
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#6 - 2017-01-06 07:54:00 UTC
Froggy Storm wrote:
Here is an odd case.

What proof have you of said claims? The court can't accept such a statement of accusation from an person without evidence to examine, even in the case of self incrimination.

While only an amateur enthusiast in matters pertaining to the Court, shall this be taken as precedant for future self-accusory statements?

If so, it would be a welcome de facto defense in cases which might be marred by concern of confessions extracted via duress.
Trevor Dalech
Nobody in Local
Of Sound Mind
#7 - 2017-01-06 08:28:03 UTC
Froggy Storm wrote:
Here is an odd case.

What proof have you of said claims? The court can't accept such a statement of accusation from an person without evidence to examine, even in the case of self incrimination.


Well... Either he's lying, in which case he trying to scam us into thinking he's a scammer, or he's telling the truth.

If he's telling the truth, I would not take his statements at face value.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#8 - 2017-01-06 13:49:48 UTC
If he makes good on his claims and keeps this thread running with evidence of his crimes going forward this could become a thread full of epic entertainment. We have just entered the EFFORT phase of this, so we're at a touch and go point.

Good luck fair and honorable sir!
Skyler Creed
Doomheim
#9 - 2017-01-06 14:32:08 UTC
I invite you to infiltrate my corp & steal whatever or awox whoever you can. I will pay you well. I need to test my security.
Moon Moon Burdy
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#10 - 2017-01-07 00:09:01 UTC
No pics? No blog posts? No stories of daring do, broken hearts, sploded ships or iskies spent?

I'm disappointed. Surely I'm not alone in this. Please provide entertainment, OP.

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Expendable Unit
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#11 - 2017-01-07 17:06:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Expendable Unit
Right now I am sleeping in RL with the CEO of a corp and recording everything. I will win his trust this way and then gain access to the corp wallet, just be patient already. Oh, the CEO is a guy btw, no girl.
ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#12 - 2017-01-09 01:18:08 UTC
Removed some trash.

ISD Max Trix

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Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#13 - 2017-01-09 01:24:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Vipsan Agrippa
Expendable Unit wrote:
Right now I am sleeping in RL with the CEO of a company and recording everything. I will win his trust this way and then gain access to the corp wallet, just be patient already. Oh, the CEO is a guy btw, no girl.



Do kiss n tell, does his name rhym with James315. ??? Smile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#14 - 2017-01-10 11:36:57 UTC
OK so now I'm confused. Are you going to do the scamming on this character and call your shots in advance, or are you doing that stuff on another account and just using this npc alt to report your deeds?

Honestly, if you're not using Expendable Unit, you're just another scammer (nothing wrong with that, just nothing special about it either) I'm losing interest.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#15 - 2017-01-10 12:50:25 UTC
I feel like this post is the end result of a bad game of drunken Truth or Dare. I still see much room for entertainment though, so...subscribed.

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