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MERC needed for Fortizar removal

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Indy Clone Alpha
Phoenix Rose LLC
#1 - 2016-12-24 13:57:38 UTC
It's in an out of the way place (Hi-Sec) and run by a small corp. That said, it's gotta go.

Please mail me bids for this job.
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#2 - 2016-12-24 17:33:01 UTC
Hire Break-A-Wish. Because they are lazy cow monsters and need the exercise...:)

Moooooo.

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#3 - 2016-12-26 23:34:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4 - 2016-12-27 03:24:41 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.

I thought it was a unicorn?

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Natural CloneKiller
G0P-ST0P
P I R A T
#5 - 2016-12-27 07:50:31 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.

I thought it was a unicorn?

What noise do unicorns make?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#6 - 2016-12-27 11:06:14 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.

I thought it was a unicorn?

What noise do unicorns make?

Well I'm no expert but I imagine something like this

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#7 - 2016-12-27 13:37:36 UTC
Speaking of unicorns....



Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Sonya Corvinus
Grant Village
#8 - 2016-12-27 17:56:41 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
I thought it was a unicorn?


They don't look like black astronauts to me
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#9 - 2016-12-29 12:44:10 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
What noise do unicorns make?

They speak English but can also play rave music from their horns at will.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#10 - 2016-12-29 21:14:26 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.

I thought it was a unicorn?

What noise do unicorns make?

Well I'm no expert but I imagine something like this

Wrong.

They definitely sound like this.

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I predicted FAUXs

EliteForumWarrior
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2016-12-30 00:40:41 UTC
Natural CloneKiller wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
What, no, don't hire us we're sleeping.

Also horse, not cow.

I thought it was a unicorn?

What noise do unicorns make?


definitly : meeeeeeoooooow