These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
123Next page
 

Best ISD/GM/CCP sense of humor

First post
Author
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#1 - 2016-12-08 06:01:48 UTC
Title says it all. Link your favourite post by one of these guys and if it needs some context as to why it was danmed funny.

Mine
ISD Max Trix
Moving a Boo Hoo scams thread to C&P Link and then moderating it Link
Moving a pretty solid AG proposal thread (lets face it banter aside they put in effort) to C&P Link
And finally the one that made my BIO line Link

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
To name only a few would be a crime in itself. Also I rarely fell off my chair in hysterics most of his posts were more a Heh I agree. or HA. feel free to find soem I can't remember that were amazing Lol

Also Falcon once posted some pretty funny posts but I can't find them for the life of me

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2016-12-09 00:03:09 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode


Miss this dudes antics. He was fun and personable and able to mod with us assholes effectively. Ezwal also had a good sense of humor, but wasnt really out in front with it as much.

I was gonna link the posts, but dude... effort.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#3 - 2016-12-09 00:11:12 UTC
this is definitely a classic in the makingBig smile
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#4 - 2016-12-09 02:26:18 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode


Miss this dudes antics. He was fun and personable and able to mod with us assholes effectively. Ezwal also had a good sense of humor, but wasnt really out in front with it as much.

I was gonna link the posts, but dude... effort.

I knew I was missing somebody. Ezwal was good. Yah I know thats why I opened it up hoping others were keen on the reaserch :D

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2016-12-09 04:32:52 UTC
IB4L

Discussion of moderation is prohibited

Shocked

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Pix Severus
Empty You
#6 - 2016-12-09 04:45:31 UTC
A guy streamed himself botting, and CCP came along to pay him a visit and mock him in local.

Poor quality screencap alert.

MTU Hunter: Latest Entry - June 12 2017 - Vocal Local 5

MTU Hunting 101: Comprehensive Guide

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#7 - 2016-12-09 06:28:49 UTC
Pix Severus wrote:
A guy streamed himself botting, and CCP came along to pay him a visit and mock him in local.

Poor quality screencap alert.

That's pretty golden

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#8 - 2016-12-09 16:20:46 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
IB4L

Discussion of moderation is prohibited

Shocked

I feel like this isn't so much discussion of moderation so much as recounting it's finer moments. It's like a moderation appreciation thread. Twisted


Falcon is/was still my favorite. Not because he was funny, but because he was blunt.

Favorite Falcon post #1: A very detailed explanation of why suicide ganking was a good thing and how you prevent it. He said something to the effect of "Bring more guns."

Favorite Falcon post #2: a short snippet on AFK cloaking that basically went, "Show me someone who has genuinely been harmed by AFK cloaking and I'll show you someone who has no business playing EvE."

Both were from years ago, but I may have to dig them up.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#9 - 2016-12-10 00:19:47 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
IB4L

Discussion of moderation is prohibited

Shocked

I feel like this isn't so much discussion of moderation so much as recounting it's finer moments. It's like a moderation appreciation thread. Twisted


Falcon is/was still my favorite. Not because he was funny, but because he was blunt.

Favorite Falcon post #1: A very detailed explanation of why suicide ganking was a good thing and how you prevent it. He said something to the effect of "Bring more guns."

Favorite Falcon post #2: a short snippet on AFK cloaking that basically went, "Show me someone who has genuinely been harmed by AFK cloaking and I'll show you someone who has no business playing EvE."

Both were from years ago, but I may have to dig them up.

Please do. Although I have seent he 2nd one. The first had me chuckle. I loved the Reddit post he did about AT collusion. Some DT guy was posting and he said are you mad cause your alliance always does terribly in the AT? or something like that. I may go dig that one up

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#10 - 2016-12-10 00:22:59 UTC
CCP Logibro.































He is the Joke. HAHAHAHAHAA
Still waiting for that 1vs1
Come at me LogiBro!

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#11 - 2016-12-10 00:50:04 UTC
I still blame Ezwal for not having a Funny Moment to share.

X

*shakes fist at sky*


EEEZZZWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

grr ezwal

X

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Elenahina
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2016-12-10 01:04:19 UTC
Not a forum moment, but I still get a giggle when I remember Tuxford rebooting TQ in the middle of the day by accident.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno

Arden Elenduil
Unlimited Ripoff Works
#13 - 2016-12-13 18:14:29 UTC
I recall one where someone petitioned about the damsel from said mission being yoinked by a ninja. The GM response was to get a damsel from contracts or something. "The agent isn't picky about his damsels"
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2016-12-14 09:43:39 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I still blame Ezwal for not having a Funny Moment to share.

X

*shakes fist at sky*


EEEZZZWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

grr ezwal

X


Hey, Ezwal was a god amongst men:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4809749#post4809749

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#15 - 2016-12-14 09:50:54 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I still blame Ezwal for not having a Funny Moment to share.

X

*shakes fist at sky*


EEEZZZWAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

grr ezwal

X


Hey, Ezwal was a god amongst men:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=4809749#post4809749

Heh that's pretty dam good

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Torin Corax
Game of Roams
#16 - 2016-12-14 12:11:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Torin Corax
As a returning player I'm a little out of touch. However as a blast from the past I'd go for CCP's response to the classic Tarminic rant about himself. The pink was strong that weekend. Nothing I've seen on any game forum had me laughing as hard as that.

Unfortunately I am crap at remembering names so the CCP employee responsible is nameless at this time. When I get home I'll see if I can dig up a link.

Edit: It was CCP Prism X who was responsible for the hilarity. But actually finding a link to the original thread is causing problems.....this is going back a long way.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2016-12-14 14:13:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Torin Corax wrote:
As a returning player I'm a little out of touch. However as a blast from the past I'd go for CCP's response to the classic Tarminic rant about himself. The pink was strong that weekend. Nothing I've seen on any game forum had me laughing as hard as that.

Unfortunately I am crap at remembering names so the CCP employee responsible is nameless at this time. When I get home I'll see if I can dig up a link.

Edit: It was CCP Prism X who was responsible for the hilarity. But actually finding a link to the original thread is causing problems.....this is going back a long way.


and here you go:

http://www.eve-search.com/thread/627124-0/page/1

also: welcome back, Torin!

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#18 - 2016-12-14 18:50:11 UTC
HAH that is golden

I knew this thread would get me new laughs

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#19 - 2016-12-16 04:17:40 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6198661#post6198661

That Post for Dorrim during my first month as an ISD, Like i just didn't set C&P on fire.

ISD Max Trix

Lieutenant

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to EVE mails about forum moderation.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#20 - 2016-12-16 04:30:57 UTC
ISD Max Trix wrote:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6198661#post6198661

That Post for Dorrim during my first month as an ISD, Like i just didn't set C&P on fire.

To be fair you have managed to usurp Dorrim as the ISD of out <3 around these parts as of late. He was fun while he was active in here though

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

123Next page