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Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation Round 2

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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2011-12-21 20:39:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari
ATTENTION:
THIS THREAD WILL BE SHUTDOWN. THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE CORRUPT-A-WISH FOUNDATION.

If any of you remember the original Corrupt-a-Wish thread, then you don't need me to explain it. But I will explain it for those who haven't heard of it yet.

Basically, you grant the wish of the poster above you, but you corrupt it in some minor way. Then, you make your own wish.

As with the Corrupt-a-Wish tradition, I will start the game by making my wish. Have fun, and remember this: You have to be careful what you wish for.



I wish I had the best computer in the world. And no, the human brain does not count.

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-12-21 20:42:57 UTC
You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!

I wish my cat didn't have diabetes

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Selinate
#3 - 2011-12-21 20:43:51 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!

I wish my cat didn't have diabetes


Granted, your cat is dead, and no longer suffers from diabetes (too easy).

I wish I had a pony.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#4 - 2011-12-22 00:28:03 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!

I wish my cat didn't have diabetes


Granted, your cat is dead, and no longer suffers from diabetes (too easy).

I wish I had a pony.



The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Taedrin
Virtues Corporation
#5 - 2011-12-22 00:41:46 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:



The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".


Because you didn't wish for anything, nothing ever happens. You are stuck in a dead end job for the rest of you life, never have a love life and never amount to anything. Then you die.


I wish I got more financial aid from my school.
SpaceSquirrels
#6 - 2011-12-22 01:18:41 UTC  |  Edited by: SpaceSquirrels
Taedrin wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:



The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".


Because you didn't wish for anything, nothing ever happens. You are stuck in a dead end job for the rest of you life, never have a love life and never amount to anything. Then you die.


I wish I got more financial aid from my school.


You get more money but at the cost of having to not only major in psychology, communications, English lit, and marketing. You have to get a PH.D in all of them, (Thus no respect from anyone that matters) and work in the school for the rest of your life.

I wish for more wishes.
stoicfaux
#7 - 2011-12-22 01:33:54 UTC
SpaceSquirrels wrote:

I wish for more wishes.


*poof* You're sent to hell. For each of the endless number of torments available to you, you wish for escape from each one. That's a *lot* of wishes that won't be granted.

I wish for immortality.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

SpaceSquirrels
#8 - 2011-12-22 01:40:46 UTC
You get immortality, but you continue to age...even stay alive in a age induced feeble coma.

I wish for ponies!!
VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-12-22 02:29:28 UTC  |  Edited by: VKhaun Vex
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
I wish for ponies!!


You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all.

No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again.

The guilt and uncertainty haunts you.







I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers.Lol
If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them.

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-12-22 04:27:32 UTC
VKhaun Vex wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
I wish for ponies!!


You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all.

No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again.

The guilt and uncertainty haunts you.







I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers.Lol
If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them.


3 3 3 3 3 3

You're not going to win

I wish I had a bigger bottle of whiskey

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Bernie Nator
Allspark Industries
Transformographagizers
#11 - 2011-12-22 05:05:48 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
VKhaun Vex wrote:
SpaceSquirrels wrote:
I wish for ponies!!


You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all.

No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again.

The guilt and uncertainty haunts you.







I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers.Lol
If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them.


3 3 3 3 3 3

You're not going to win

I wish I had a bigger bottle of whiskey


BLAM. You're imprisoned in a large sealed bottle of whiskey. The cheap kind.

I wish to have the correct change for whatever purchase I am making in my pocket.
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#12 - 2011-12-22 05:07:26 UTC
Wish granted! But the alcohol content is so high, you slip into an alcohol induced coma for the rest of your life.

I wish for a pinata as big as a car.

By the orders of PlunderBunny: ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.

Alara IonStorm
#13 - 2011-12-22 06:15:35 UTC
Renturu wrote:

I wish for a pinata as big as a car.

When you break it a Car falls to the ground in a crumpled destroyed gas soaked wreck.

I want a Hug.
Bernie Nator
Allspark Industries
Transformographagizers
#14 - 2011-12-22 06:44:00 UTC
You get hugged. By a bear on meth.

I wish someone remembered my wish.
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#15 - 2011-12-22 08:30:19 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
You get hugged. By a bear on meth.

I wish someone remembered my wish.


Granted:

Suddenly all of the worlds population remembers your wish. They begin to hunt you down like rabid Twilight Moms with the insatiable desire to grant it and you trip, fall and hit your head... only to have amnesia and forget your wish.

I wish my wish could be corrupted.

By the orders of PlunderBunny: ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.

VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-12-31 06:22:39 UTC
Renturu wrote:
I wish my wish could be corrupted.


You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible.



I wish I could walk through walls.

Charges Twilight fans with Ka-bar -Surfin's PlunderBunny LIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE PIIIEEEECCCCEEE!!!!!!! -Taedrin Using relativity to irrational numbers is smart -rodyas I no longer believe we landed on the moon. -Atticus Fynch

Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-01-07 17:54:33 UTC
VKhaun Vex wrote:
Renturu wrote:
I wish my wish could be corrupted.


You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible.



I wish I could walk through walls.



Wish granted. You can also fall throuugh the ground, so you keep on falling... and falling... and falling... until you hit the earth's mantel and are instantly incinerated.

I wish for the EVE servers to start using GPUs and NPUs (network processing units) to supplement the CPUs, and that it used Memristors instead of Flash Memory. YAY! NO MORE LAG!Big smile

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Zoron Dadakath
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-01-07 20:41:04 UTC
Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:


I wish for the EVE servers to start using GPUs and NPUs (network processing units) to supplement the CPUs, and that it used Memristors instead of Flash Memory. YAY! NO MORE LAG!Big smile


The relentless flux of information is too much for your brain to handle. You're left with a severe trauma, unable to think coherently.


I wish for bacon.
Selinate
#19 - 2012-01-07 21:08:19 UTC
Zoron Dadakath wrote:


The relentless flux of information is too much for your brain to handle. You're left with a severe trauma, unable to think coherently.


I wish for bacon.


Wish granted. You are fat.

I wish for hookers.
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#20 - 2012-01-07 21:18:51 UTC
wish granted, but they are tranny hookers


I wish for a hug from the bear on meth!

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter

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