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[MERC] Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance

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General Shogun
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw Alliance
#1 - 2016-07-27 18:46:14 UTC
~Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance~

~A Hi-Sec Mercenary Alliance~


Arrow Hired Guns
Arrow Targeted Corporation/Alliance Harassment
Arrow Trade/Operation Disruption
Arrow Logistics/Escort
Arrow Short and Long-Term Espionage
Arrow General Skulduggery
Arrow POCO Removal
Arrow POS Removal
Arrow Citadel Removal
Arrow See any of the contacts below in-game

Recruitment: So You Wanna Piece Of The Candy?


Idea Don't take yourself too seriously
Idea Don't be an a$$hat
Idea 20mil SP minimum
Idea A wildly impressive KB...actually just show us you are competent
Idea See any of the contacts below in-game
Idea Must be on comms when in combat operations (which are not required attendance)

CEO & Head Idiot: General Shogun
FC & if the Head Idiot isn't available: croakroach
FC & General Cross-dresser: Delzoun Minatauro

Killboard: Free Candy Get In The Van Alliance

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#2 - 2016-07-27 20:22:55 UTC
Awesome name +1

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#3 - 2016-07-27 21:49:19 UTC
If croakroach is in there, it can only work... weirdly.

+1 and good luck.
croakroach
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2016-07-27 22:06:14 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
If croakroach is in there, it can only work... weirdly.

+1 and good luck.


I am not covering myself in chocolate.
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#5 - 2016-07-28 00:58:06 UTC
croakroach wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
If croakroach is in there, it can only work... weirdly.

+1 and good luck.


I am not covering myself in chocolate.

That's pure envy over my unique taste, and sexiest of accent.

I dare you to try. P
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#6 - 2016-07-28 01:32:45 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
croakroach wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
If croakroach is in there, it can only work... weirdly.

+1 and good luck.


I am not covering myself in chocolate.

That's pure envy over my unique taste, and sexiest of accent.

I dare you to try. P

Try white chocolate,

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#7 - 2016-07-28 09:21:13 UTC
Is there really candy in that van? Because I was told there was cake in the past..and the cake was a lie Cry

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#8 - 2016-07-28 10:44:31 UTC
So far only good experiences with these guys.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

General Shogun
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw Alliance
#9 - 2016-07-29 12:14:31 UTC
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Is there really candy in that van? Because I was told there was cake in the past..and the cake was a lie Cry


Hull-tanked girls, can't say "No." Lol
Cap James Tkirk
Ironstar Industries and Research
Build-a-Bear
#10 - 2016-07-29 15:35:15 UTC
Last time i accepted Roach's Candy I joined FA.............. u guis hiring :P jk keep up the good work and best of luck catching nooblets doing nooblet things.
Talon Darksky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-08-01 15:45:14 UTC
We still have plenty of candy!!

Hop in! P
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#12 - 2016-08-01 21:32:59 UTC
You should have your own video, maybe voice record something else over an already existing one, dunno.

Lol
General Shogun
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw
Fat Kids Win At See-Saw Alliance
#13 - 2016-08-02 16:58:14 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
You should have your own video, maybe voice record something else over an already existing one, dunno.

Lol


*blinks* That is...simply...AWESOME! Lol
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#14 - 2016-08-03 14:45:47 UTC
Getting in the front of the van. Don't wanna get stuck at the back after all

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#15 - 2016-08-03 19:55:20 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Getting in the front of the van. Don't wanna get stuck at the back after all

Why? I hear they are all having a great time in there, lovely tounching and feeling and tasting all the candies before wrapping and handing them over to all their gentle, soft, fair skinned passengers.

Meaning, you would be accepted and and welcomed and cuddled. No fear, no hurt feelings, not pain, as they hand you around like an oversweet frozen lollipop from one another, with warmth and love and care. And then the wrapping.

As I am told, a fascinating experience.

Get ahold of yourself.

Get in the van.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#16 - 2016-08-05 01:06:39 UTC
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
They have free candy.
Would get in van.


Good luck ya'll.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#17 - 2016-08-05 05:03:19 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Getting in the front of the van. Don't wanna get stuck at the back after all

Why? I hear they are all having a great time in there, lovely tounching and feeling and tasting all the candies before wrapping and handing them over to all their gentle, soft, fair skinned passengers.

Meaning, you would be accepted and and welcomed and cuddled. No fear, no hurt feelings, not pain, as they hand you around like an oversweet frozen lollipop from one another, with warmth and love and care. And then the wrapping.

As I am told, a fascinating experience.

Get ahold of yourself.

Get in the van.

Oh I'm well aware I just prefer to watch through the 1 way glass they installed between the front and back

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Talon Darksky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2016-08-11 21:06:05 UTC
You could be like everyone else and hire one of the bad ass merc corps. But we have a slogan:

Hire the handicap...

We sure are fun to watch! Smile
Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#19 - 2016-08-11 23:30:47 UTC
And hear I'm sure.

Croakroach's TeamSpeak soundboard is awesome.

Keep you on your toes when you unexpectedly hear the 25% structure alarm isn't it?Big smile
Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
#20 - 2016-08-11 23:48:44 UTC
You heard it here folks..Noragen likes to watch.. Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

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