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My name is Sapporo Jones and I care. I'm also running for CSM!

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Sapporo Jones
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Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2016-02-06 01:51:28 UTC
My name is Sapporo Jones. And I care.

I care about you regardless of whether you care about me because we are a community. A family. A collective of individuals collectively greater than the sum of our individual parts.

I care.

I want to make this a better experience for you. I want to make this game better for me, for my alliance, and yes even for you. For us.

I care.

Together in this community we are a group of headline making, revenue driving, enthusiastically awful at games, new bro, bitter vet, krabbing baddasses. And we deserve better representation.

We need and deserve this. I care and want to provide it for you.

I care.

My top issues I would like to bring to CCP are the following:

1. Accrual rate of jump fatigue.

a. We know the logi ships are fine, but the accrual rate of fatigue is too high. The Phoebe changes are fine and have fundamentally changed how we strategically and tactically approach combat. It affects how we commit and where and why. That being said, even jumping a capital .5ly away gives you more fatigue than you should reasonably accrue. It's not a bad system, it just needs some changes.


2. How best to bring back the sense of grandeur EVE once had.

a. One of the things that brings people in to this game in significant numbers is the grand sense of scale our player driven events engender. Fozzie sov, while fine and ever changing and evolving, has dried up that sense of grand scale. Gone from EVE of late are the large scale bloc on bloc fights. Sure much of this content was n+1 content, but it was grand and beautiful and a spectacle unmatched in any other game. We need that back. It's ours, we want it and deserve it, we should fix what it takes to bring it back.

b. Determining methods to enable more new moderate sized alliances to enter the fray and become contenders. Sov null is stale. There are a few regions that frequently change hands, but many of the regions have been held by the same people for ages. Enabling people to skirmish properly over this space and better establish a foothold is good for the game.

c. EVE needs dank memes. You know it's true. You wanna know how many rare pepes there are that are EVE related? Zero. Goose egg. Less than bupkes.


3. A style guide for good posting.

a. Who better to bring about the new era of good post than the current sitting exec and best poster of our group of badposters. You don't want a Lex Arson teaching people how to post do you? No. You want Uncle Sappo. He cares about you.


4. I care.

a. About you.




So please join me in welcoming me in to the race for CSM! Together we can make EVE great again.

My name is Sapporo Jones and I care.






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My name is Sapporo Jones and I approve this message

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Sapporo Jones
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Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2016-02-06 01:52:04 UTC
reserved for me
Bomb isthebomb
V.O.I.D.
#3 - 2016-02-06 01:52:54 UTC
why
SajuukThanatoskhar
Row Row Fight the Power
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#4 - 2016-02-06 01:56:46 UTC
Bomb isthebomb wrote:
why


Because Sappo is love, Sappo is life.
Uknown Planet9 Triangulum
Alcoholocaust.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#5 - 2016-02-06 01:57:51 UTC
Bomb isthebomb wrote:
why


Because he cares
Namahanna
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2016-02-06 01:58:47 UTC
Vote for the slosh op conga creator.
He cares about fun.
Leonis Perthshire
Unholy Knights of Cthulhu
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#7 - 2016-02-06 01:58:55 UTC
O man did not see this coming.

“If you win, you live. If you lose, you die. If you don’t fight, you can’t win!” – Eren Jaeger

White Maul

Pladim Coven
SergalJerk
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2016-02-06 02:00:52 UTC
I for one support our Uncle Sappo Overlord, may there be many circle congas and slosh ops for all!
Sapporo Jones
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Test Alliance Please Ignore
#9 - 2016-02-06 02:02:42 UTC
Pladim Coven wrote:
I for one support our Uncle Sappo Overlord, may there be many circle congas and slosh ops for all!


THIS ONE TIME WE DID A SQUARE CONGA

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Uknown Planet9 Triangulum
Alcoholocaust.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2016-02-06 02:04:53 UTC
Sapporo Jones wrote:
Pladim Coven wrote:
I for one support our Uncle Sappo Overlord, may there be many circle congas and slosh ops for all!


THIS ONE TIME WE DID A SQUARE CONGA

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL




The recent one? Yeah that was beaut.
Pladim Coven
SergalJerk
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#11 - 2016-02-06 02:09:21 UTC
Uknown Planet9 Triangulum wrote:
Sapporo Jones wrote:
Pladim Coven wrote:
I for one support our Uncle Sappo Overlord, may there be many circle congas and slosh ops for all!


THIS ONE TIME WE DID A SQUARE CONGA

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL




The recent one? Yeah that was beaut.


You mean This One?
Yolo Swagtron
Doomheim
#12 - 2016-02-06 02:10:22 UTC
I'm Yolo Swagtron and this man would be a great CSM candidate.

"Great" in the sense that there would be a drunk 220 pound man passed out in a Reykjavik conference room mumbling incoherently about Phoenixes and Widows while everyone else talks about boring nonsense.

Given the results we've gotten from other, less professional candidates, it's clear to me that the Jones Plan for Drunken Game Design is the only legitimate plan.
SilentMajority
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2016-02-06 02:10:36 UTC
+1 vote for the official Sapporo Jones PL entry plan

Every other time we've elected someone to CSM they've left for PL so I can only assume...
Akame Oke
Wraith Dragon Fleet
Vukkei Combine
#14 - 2016-02-06 02:12:47 UTC
You care but all of them, but do you really care about the little guy that only pops in once in a while but still wants to drop blap dreads on the occasional passerby?
Mithrandir Olorin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2016-02-06 02:18:50 UTC
Can confirm, Sapporo do care.
He wants to make EVE a better place, and I do belive he would be a great CSM

R.I.P. TEST without Sapporo Jones:(
Peanuts C'Ntia
Alcoholocaust.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2016-02-06 02:20:42 UTC
So does Sappo care?
Melzy
Mellie Bear Industries
#17 - 2016-02-06 02:26:19 UTC
Sappo the alliance exec of my heart <3
Vicious Sekander
Extraordinarii
#18 - 2016-02-06 02:27:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Vicious Sekander
So sapo cares? I guess thats good?

Man i dont know how to shitpost propperly..... please notice me and teach me your ways senpai

Oh my gawd im posting under Melzy! *faints*
Sapporo Jones
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Test Alliance Please Ignore
#19 - 2016-02-06 02:33:38 UTC
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that a vote for me is a vote for this game, a vote for this community, and tacit recognition that Subaru is greater than Honda.
Sapporo Jones
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Test Alliance Please Ignore
#20 - 2016-02-06 02:34:26 UTC
It's probably also a vote for freedom but Subaru is more important.
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