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Tubrug1 For CSM XI - Make Eve Great Again

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Tubrug1
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2016-02-04 18:22:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Tubrug1
Hi chums,
I'm Tubrug and I'm announcing my candidacy for CSM XI.

As we all know there are significant problems facing Eve today. From the great evil that resides in the north to the metastatic cancer that has infiltrated every region of space known as the ‘Svipul’, someone needs to stand up and nurture the game to better health.

I #believe in Eve and come to the table with some ideas I believe will make New Eden a better place. Too many people think the CSM is a joke. I don’t. I know how serious this spacejob is. Everyone has good ideas on how Eve can be improved and I will listen to every single player in Eve, from some random highsec guy to a Russian who keeps calling me a ‘cyka’ in local.

The following are my main policies that I hope to deliver:

CSM Reform
Bloc voting remains an issue. To counter this I will change the voting mechanism. Every time someone says something intelligent in game, on the forums, on Reddit or on Twitter, they will have a ticket with their name added to a raffle. 14 names will be drawn from this raffle. If people reject the position a name will be drawn again.

The Nude Player Experience
Obviously improving the nude player experience is important; it’s something that affects us all. We've all played Eve when we were nude, and by improving the NPE we’ll be able to capture the demographic which will help keep Eve alive. One of the ways in which we can do this is to help feel them more welcome by allowing avatars to not wear clothes.

Nullsec
Many people chat a lot of **** about CCP Fozzie and how he broke nullsec, but the same people have absolutely no ideas on what to do differently. Thus, as we cannot agree to disagree we will have to compromise. I'm not going to tell you what this compromise is, it’s a secret, but I do have one.


If elected I will:
  • Buy CCP Fozzie a beer for his brilliant work on sov
  • Introduce a good posting career agent as part of the tutorials
  • Make Deklein an NPC region with no player-owned sov
  • Introduce NPC dreadnoughts and Titans so they can kill ratting carriers
  • Ask JK Rowling if she wants to write a book on wizards in the Eve universe (profits will go to me nomad pls)
  • Implement radical supply-side policies to improve the production of memes
  • Build a wall around highsec to keep them out. I will make them pay for the wall and I will make them build the wall

  • Why should you elect me?

    • I'm only half as autistic as the most autistic candidate this year
    • I once made my own fit for a Svipul which I thought was pretty good
    • I can switch between good posting and **** posting at will (with a ten second cooldown)


    Why shouldn't you elect me?
  • I'm pretty dumb
  • I lost a Sabre to a Neurus which was really ******* embarrassing

  • Thanks for your time, and thanks for your vote.

    Tubrug

    @Tubrug1

    #makeevegreatagain
    James Fnord
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #2 - 2016-02-04 18:29:11 UTC
    Screw it, still better than xenuria, you'll have my vote.
    HideYo' Booze Elo'sAbout
    Center for Advanced Studies
    Gallente Federation
    #3 - 2016-02-04 18:31:24 UTC
    more like turdbug amirite?
    Jayne Fillon
    #4 - 2016-02-04 18:40:45 UTC
    +1

    Can't shoot blues if you don't have any. Long Live NPSI.

    iHyper Hyper
    Brave Newbies Inc.
    Brave Collective
    #5 - 2016-02-04 18:54:06 UTC
    GL Tubrug, some really good ideas there, I would like the see them in action ;)
    Vic Jefferson
    ElitistOps
    Snuffed Out
    #6 - 2016-02-04 20:12:41 UTC
    Tubrug1 wrote:
  • Make Deklein an NPC region with no player-owned sov

  • Naw, then it will be entirely lifeless. Whatcha want to do is follow the models of Pure Blind, Delve, and Fountain, and just put a few NPC stations there so you get as much interaction as possible, rather than just empty space. No sov space should be that far away from an NPC station for many reasons. Pure NPC space is mostly lifeless, pure sov space is too safe; goldilocks zone is when the two collide in just the right way.

    Vote Vic Jefferson for CSM X.....XI.....XII?

    Sabriz Adoudel
    Move along there is nothing here
    #7 - 2016-02-05 03:08:37 UTC
    Tubgirl, you certainly always manage to get a laugh out of me.

    Curious - are you Tear Jar?

    I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

    Solaris Vex
    SniggWaffe
    WAFFLES.
    #8 - 2016-02-05 05:59:33 UTC
    Tubrug1 wrote:
    Hi chums,
    CSM Reform
    Bloc voting remains an issue. To counter this I will change the voting mechanism. Every time someone says something intelligent in game, on the forums, on Reddit or on Twitter, they will have a ticket with their name added to a raffle. 14 names will be drawn from this raffle. If people reject the position a name will be drawn again.

    This is the worst idea I've seen yet. Now enter my name in that raffle.