These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

CSM Campaigns

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Wyld for CSM

Author
Wyld
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2015-12-19 00:41:33 UTC
Hello New Eden – Welcome to a Brighter and Better Future!

My name is Wyld and today I come before you to stand as a candidate in CSMXI. It is on this day that we New Eden have the opportunity to become something greater, some bigger, but at the same time something that we always have been – a diverse and fierce player base!

A lot of other candidates offer either some change that they hope you believe in or cynical frustration in the status quo. That is fine for those that are not you and me, my friends. That is fine for those who like to post on the internet their daily dinners and make comments about restaurants. Is that what you are? Is that what you want people to be? Maybe? No! Each player, each of you, is a unique snowflake. You need someone who understands how special you are and what you offer to the game, but most importantly, you need a voice that is louder and stronger than the rest.

Thus, I am entering this race to be that voice! To be that presence that brings your needs to the virtual council that will hear your screams in space and to stand tall and proud on your behalf.

A lot of candidates put their name in the hat with prestigious pedigrees outlining their great accomplishments. If you’d like a resume of how irrelevant all that is to how that impacts you I offer you the match.com of professional site – linked.com.
What I am offering is a simple platform – Power to the Players, a voice louder and drunker than any other, and a commitment to probably do horribly bad things.

Other candidates will make you promises they can’t keep. I ask you to remember Student Councils around the world. Did any of them ever fulfill their promise? Did they truly bring change? I hear thousands of ‘NO’s scream through New Eden.
But I offer you a brighter and better future – one of realistic dreams with a solid foundation in alcohol that together we can keep the game pretty much exactly as it is, but with new things that will probably annoy or **** off some large group of people, but in that I will listen and yell for you – the player!

A vote for Wyld is a vote for you!

Thank you, New Eden!
Wyld
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2015-12-19 01:12:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Wyld
and obviously, as with any election, I will now answer any questions that you may have

-
I forgot to mention - I am the only candidate with an actual awesome 4 letter name. Try to find another player with a 4 letter name. Did you find one? No, Vote Wyld

This space reserved for drunken sound cloud quips and other fun tidbits in the future

-
Badnewz Shin
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#3 - 2015-12-19 08:36:26 UTC
VOTE WYLD FOR CSM!

p.s.
Intergalactic Kegger every 3rd friday?
Psychodad Sarain
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2015-12-20 03:28:23 UTC
VOTE WYLD!!!!!!
Sibelius Phosphorus
The Gekko Principle
#5 - 2015-12-21 19:02:47 UTC
VOTE WYLD!
Wyld
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2015-12-27 03:17:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Wyld
Thank You Sibellus!

I think you bring a fantastic opportunity to reach out to our Slavic friends. Let me take this opportunity to say in your own words the folllowing

Товарищи!

На этом форуме есть те, кто попытается заговорить с вами, они попытаются
достать вас проблемами, которые вас не волнуют - они вас соверщенно не знают!
Меня зовут Wyld, и я предлагаю вам кандидата, который прожил белые ночи
Санкт-Петербурга. Я предлагаю вам сильный, пропитый голос в этом море
нерешительности.

Слишком долго сила Славянских игроков оставалась в тени. Я услышал вас! Мы слышим вас!
Я хочу стоять с вами! Я хочу показать более слабым игрокам, что вместе,
под знаменем объедененного, улучшенного Нового Эдема мы можем построить что-то большое и светлое!

Я стою за Объединенный Новый Эдем!

Но самое главное, я хочу что бы вы присоединились ко мне в моем движении
"Алкоголь для Игроков"! Я хочу чтобы вы поддержали меня в этих выборах,
как единственного кандидата, который может обещать пить больше, и гордо стоять
над остальными капиталистическими свиньями. У вас есть большой выбор игроков
на позицию CSM, но хоть один из них играл в алкогольные игры в России?
Товарищи, я прошу вас стоять со мной, пить со мной, и в конце, мы покажем
всем силу настоящего голоса игрока!

Голос за Wyld'а это голос за Вас!

You have alot of choices citizens for your CSM, but a vote a vote for Wyld is a vote for you and literally me...
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2015-12-29 04:22:21 UTC
Vote WYLD

Not only does he have a 4 letter name, he can shake dat booty like a pro.
Vladimir Simic
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-12-31 05:19:00 UTC
I am Drunk and i Aprove this Message
chuck Utrigas
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2015-12-31 05:23:47 UTC
Wyld in 2016!
Psychodad Sarain
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2016-01-12 02:28:11 UTC
Vote Wyld!
StupidGenius Charante
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-01-31 07:07:22 UTC
Here is the CSM Watch interview with Wyld for the CSM 11 election.
Enjoy!
Akusaa XII
El Ultimo Hombre
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2016-02-14 01:18:07 UTC
VOTE WYLD...!!!!! HE UNDERSTANDS ME.....!!!!

He also has a sexy man voice............
HankMurphy
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2016-02-20 06:52:06 UTC
It's Donald goddamn Trump all over again

someone stop this madness before it goes too far
Rob Kaichin
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#14 - 2016-02-29 14:55:26 UTC
So you say nothing, have no platform and do nothing.

Well, it's better than Xenuria.

Psychodad Sarain
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2016-03-25 15:41:47 UTC
VOTE WYLD!
Kassasis Dakkstromri
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2016-03-27 10:46:18 UTC
Come take a vote on the Wyld side.

Vote Wyld for CSM.

CCP you are bad at EVE... Stop potential silliness ~ Solo Wulf