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Bumble's Bounty on "the emperor" (AKA HoleySheet1)

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#1 - 2015-11-03 19:15:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
200m per corpse (anywhere ingame), contract to Bumblefck, please. I like my corpses fresh, if at all possible. Send me a mail with a link to the KM if you contract one to me.


In my own little way, I have been modestly successful - trading wise - and as I have nothing that I currently want to buy (nor as much ingame time as I would like), I wish to spend my money on this.



Crimes:


1. Persistent shiptoasting

2. Willful boasting on See and Pee

3. Claims of disembarking the game, yet persists like a fart from a guy with IBS in a crowded and hot elevator

4. The besmirching of many a good name of the See and Pee community

5. insert your favourite grudge here!


I tried to find that link with the amusing HoleySheet1 tears saga, but alas my Google FU is not up to speed as I get older. If another kind soul would be so good as to link it here for justification, that would be lovely.

Happy hunting Bear


NB: Responses here from the intended target will be roundly mocked.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-11-03 19:44:59 UTC
INB4 Lucas starts crying because you "only started this thread to troll"

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Mag's
Azn Empire
#3 - 2015-11-03 19:47:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Mag's
I approve.

Oh and INB4Lucas the irony king.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#4 - 2015-11-03 19:47:43 UTC
Tear Collection Jars: Primed and set near the thread entrance CryCryCryArrowBear

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5 - 2015-11-03 21:18:37 UTC
Do you have a particular tears saga in mind?

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#6 - 2015-11-03 21:19:45 UTC
Also mandatory chribba or gtfo

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#7 - 2015-11-03 21:23:28 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Do you have a particular tears saga in mind?



There was a link to an off-site blog, detailing (amongst many, many others) one of Holey's numerous mental breakdowns. It was quite funny, and a bit sad. The name of the blog escapes me, though - and I've been through a few of his latest threads trying to find it, but to no avail whatsoever.


So, basically, any of them would do - the saltier, the better!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#8 - 2015-11-03 21:24:20 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Also mandatory chribba or gtfo




So he can hold a bunch of ISK, right?

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#9 - 2015-11-03 22:40:31 UTC
He most likely has alts we will never know of due to obvious reasons. This will make him undock even less if he even undocks at all.
Save your isk B.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#10 - 2015-11-03 22:59:48 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I approve of this message. All hail the emperor.

edit : I wish you all the best of luck, you're going to need it! Lol Why don't y'all just grow a set and war dec me. It's only 50 mill....

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#11 - 2015-11-04 13:03:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Ro Fenrios
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I approve of this message. All hail the emperor.

edit : I wish you all the best of luck, you're going to need it! Lol Why don't y'all just grow a set and war dec me. It's only 50 mill....


Did you not leave the game? Hard to get corpses by WD unless that of course was just BS.
lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
#12 - 2015-11-04 13:31:07 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:

5. insert your favourite grudge here!


He is what some people would refer to as special.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2015-11-04 16:24:22 UTC
Ro Fenrios wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I approve of this message. All hail the emperor.

edit : I wish you all the best of luck, you're going to need it! Lol Why don't y'all just grow a set and war dec me. It's only 50 mill....


Did you not leave the game? Hard to get corpses by WD unless that of course was just BS.

In process of quitting as in he hasn't left yet, learn to read you might like the results.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#14 - 2015-11-04 16:41:41 UTC
Seems I have not been following very closely then. At first it was leaving game entirely. Then it was something about pvping on forums till subscription ends. I guess he is back now then or "in process of leaving" like some day.

Though, does this mean Holey's bounty on Marmaids is no more valid? I mean, if he is back and all, I'm sure he can pod marmites by hundreds..
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#15 - 2015-11-04 17:46:24 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Save your isk B.



I have a sinking feeling that this is the reality of the situation, however, luckily I am not a realist - I live in hope! Big smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#16 - 2015-11-04 18:47:35 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I approve of this message. All hail the emperor.



By 'all', I presume you are referring to just yourself, so you are basically wanking in public. Smooth move.

Quote:
edit : I wish you all the best of luck, you're going to need it! Lol Why don't y'all just grow a set and war dec me. It's only 50 mill....



Not enough time to play station games with you - I am sure, however, others would love nothing more than to get a wee extra bonus for doing what is essentially a public service...putting an (in-game) rabid dog out of his misery before he does more than foam at the mouth.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#17 - 2015-11-04 19:19:12 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Is there a time limit on this? I might attempt this in a year or two after docking games are removed. At least if I took the marmite bounty they might have fought off of a station.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#18 - 2015-11-04 19:22:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Bumblefck
No time limit, so take your time :)


The offer will remain open until the time comes when I leave the game for good (which, at the moment, is extremely unlikely), or when Holey biomasses himself (as we all hope for, despite the potential loss of a tragically unbalanced clown).

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#19 - 2015-11-04 20:27:35 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I approve of this message. All hail the emperor.

edit : I wish you all the best of luck, you're going to need it! Lol Why don't y'all just grow a set and war dec me. It's only 50 mill....

Your endorsement or approval of this service is unnecessary. No one's asking for your permission.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#20 - 2015-11-04 20:57:32 UTC
Hmmmm. I don't think I'll be leaving eve, in fact, you forum posters have encouraged my to stay FOREVER. TwistedLolP

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

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