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You guys ready for RaslinMadness this year?
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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-10-05 20:38:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
We are not far from this years RaslinMadness event, the NERN (New Eden raslin nation for you plebs)'s CEO Vance McWomahn has said this year will be the best ever!

We got the masked crusader from ACR( Amarr certified raslin) in a handicap match vs Cold winds and Corporate commander from CSR (Corporate sponsored raslin) to settle the totally not at all fabricated and forced rivalry between the three!


We then got Rock Laser from MRR (Minmatar raslin republic) vs Captain liberty from GRF (Gallente raslin federation) for the liberty title belt in a steel chair stacking match!


The raslin tag team championship which has been vacant for a few years now will be finally be up for grabs, our two 1# contending teams for this title are "The Meh powers" from MRR and "Bleeders", the infamous blooder heel team that was rectally traded too GRF after the ACR was like "yeah no..."


We then have the hypest duel of this era, Father maxims from ACR vs Quadruplet G from CSR in a "i quit" gold cage match, as we all know, Quadruplet G and Father Maxims were originally the top contender for the Raslin tag team championship, but Father maxims betrayed Quadruplet G by nailing him in the back of the head with a steel chair during a match against "the Meh powers", this allowed "The meh powers" to become one of the top contenders for the belt, this lost chance enraged quadruplet G and he challenged him to a i quit gold cage match this year at Raslinmadness.


And we got some filly matches full of jobers...eh


And to finish it all off, we got the NERN championship belt up for grabs in a fatal four way shoots and ladders match between Jake invisible from MRR, The Pebble from GRF, Bronzeberg from ACR and VN Gentleman from CSP

Who will win this epic match? Who will become the new NERN champion?!



Its prolly gonna be Jake invisible again.......Now that i think about it this year is not that good....THE WRITERS WHERE BETTER IN "THE PLEASANT ERA"
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-10-05 21:19:34 UTC
Hell yeah! You know I'm rootin for my Bleeders!

Even though Bronzeberg has to be the sexiest, he's too much of a show boat. Roll

Can't really see those studley Bleeders under their cloaks, but their nose flares can shake a wild hound.

B-b-b-Bleeders! Get the stretchers! We got another sacrifice! Woop Woop!

Dis gun be gud!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2015-10-05 21:39:08 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

We got the masked crusader from ACR( Amarr certified raslin) in a handicap match vs Cold winds and Corporate commander from CSR (Corporate sponsored raslin) to settle the totally not at all fabricated and forced rivalry between the three!


Isn't the whole thing staged anyways?
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-10-05 21:42:37 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:

We got the masked crusader from ACR( Amarr certified raslin) in a handicap match vs Cold winds and Corporate commander from CSR (Corporate sponsored raslin) to settle the totally not at all fabricated and forced rivalry between the three!


Isn't the whole thing staged anyways?



Of course...

But this rivialiry just seems so forced...Theres a certain chemistry with the characters and theses three have no reason to have a beef...

And to prove that, the only reason the rivalry started was because the Masked crusader had a girlfriend, then corporate commander flirted with her and ended up stealing her girlfriend.....And the masked crusader in revenge went after his tag team partner Cold winds....Like Cold winds had nothing to ******* do with this, yet the writers forced him in to this ****...


Then the girlfriend story line just disappears...They knew it was ****
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2015-10-05 22:55:02 UTC
How do people follow that stuff? Kinda like the romance part but the rest is....... I'll just stick to focusing on my job rather than that. No one scripts current events and things get more interesting by the day.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2015-10-06 00:23:59 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
No one scripts current events.

*Claudia walks into the frame, talking on a headset*

Claudia: No, I won't tell the Drifters to come back.....

[Incoherent mumbling over the headset]

Claudia: I don't care if the Republic thought it was funny....

[More Incoherent mumbling over the headset]

Claudia: No, Jamyl doesn't want to come back either. She's happily retired and before you ask, Heath is happy running his bar out in nullsec.

[Angry Incoherent mumbling over the headset]

Claudia: *sighs* Fine, if you need the capsuleer community off your back, I'll see what I can stir up.

[Incoherent mumbling over the headset]

*Claudia takes the headset off and tosses it in the corner*

Claudia: Frackn' CONCORD can't even orchestrate there own conspiracys....

*Claudia turns to the camera*

Claudia: ........Is this on? Oh, hell.... Um, nothing to see here, move along....

*the camera cuts out.*

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.