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[Announcement] Borkstar's Gene Therapy a Success

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Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-09-16 22:30:39 UTC
It is my great honor and pleasure to announce that, via the talented gene therapy team at Genetic Angel Laboratories, Dr. Frenjo Borkstar has undergone radical gene therapy using organically harvested Jove DNA, as well as chemical therapy to remove the retrovirals from his system.

The procedure ended at approximately 2200 Standard Time under the supervision of [REDACTED], proprietor and director of Genetic Angel. Dr. Borkstar will remain in recovery for a short time, under observation by the physicians on staff to monitor his status following this ground-breaking procedure.

According to testing, Dr. Borkstar is now approximately ninety-nine percent Jovian, and all major physiological issues at this point appear to have been resolved.

The Peione Foundation wishes him a quick recovery.

Inquiries regarding the procedure may be directed to Dr. Borkstar himself, pending his release from recovery.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2015-09-16 22:35:24 UTC
Quattras Peione wrote:
and all major physiological issues at this point appear to have been resolved.



But not, I assume, psychological.

Not only is he Anathema to the Faithful, he is now an Abomination.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#3 - 2015-09-16 22:48:31 UTC
Where exactly did he "organically harvest" this tissue from?

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#4 - 2015-09-16 23:29:39 UTC
So, we gonna feed him to the drifters now? I kinda wanna see how they react.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Sahriah BloodStone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-09-17 00:02:52 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
Quattras Peione wrote:
and all major physiological issues at this point appear to have been resolved.



But not, I assume, psychological.



I was going to say it, but I guess you beat me to it.

Can you verify that you successfully transferred over the Jovian disease too? This problem may be able to fix itself.

Sahriah Bloodstone

No.Mercy // Triumvirate

"Never underestimate your enemy or disrespect its abilities. If you do, you shall become the hunted "

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2015-09-17 01:05:52 UTC
Kalaratiri wrote:
Where exactly did he "organically harvest" this tissue from?


Jove corpses are present in the Hive systems. To my understanding, Borkstar piggy-backed on the Exploration Frontier, Inc. raid on Vidette Hive in early June.

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Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2015-09-17 01:52:35 UTC
He's still an animal abuser. Among other things.
Indira Harashani
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#8 - 2015-09-17 02:09:58 UTC
Quattras Peione wrote:
According to testing, Dr. Borkstar is now approximately ninety-nine percent Jovian, and all major physiological issues at this point appear to have been resolved.

My skepticism is almost palpable.

Lady Indira Harashani

Holder of the Kheryskova Archipelago, Kihtaled IV

Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-09-17 02:15:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
The DNA samples used in the procedure were, to my knowledge, harvested from pre-existing tissue samples not donated during Arek'Jaalan's collection drive at the behest of the (presumably) false Hilen Tukoss.

I can confirm that as of our last interaction Dr. Borkstar did appear to be mentally the same individual as before, however this was only moments after the procedure itself.

Ms. Aspenstar, could you please illumnate for me where in scripture it is prohibited to alter one's genetic structure? While I myself advised against doing so and found certain portions of the whole process a bit ethically questionable for a physician, it still iis a miracle of science. Perhaps it is attitudes such as this that drove Frenjo to be certain that every trace of Amarrian genome was removed from his body.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-09-17 02:24:09 UTC
Ms. Harashani, the physiological issues I mention are pre-existing conditions. It is known to many that Dr. Borkstar was in failing health, suffering from - amongst a plethora of other problems - renal failure. The procedure altered his internal organs to some extent, though specifics are beyond my understanding as medicine is not my field of expertise. I did observe that a device which previously had been attached to his liver extracted itself and wound up being spat out - which came as, to put it mildly, quite a surprise to all present.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Tony-Vagabond Carter
Chrysos Aigis
#11 - 2015-09-17 03:23:33 UTC
I'm a bit at a loss here.
What exactly was the goal here? how does it benefit Borkstar or anyone in the least?

If I refuse to sell you a pie, for the sake of my beliefs or yours.. who really loses out here? Me. I will have lost a sale and possibly future sales, and you will just go to another pie-maker!

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-09-17 03:27:20 UTC
Tony-Vagabond Carter wrote:
I'm a bit at a loss here.
What exactly was the goal here? how does it benefit Borkstar or anyone in the least?


'SCIENCE'!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#13 - 2015-09-17 05:15:03 UTC
Tony-Vagabond Carter wrote:
I'm a bit at a loss here.
What exactly was the goal here? how does it benefit Borkstar or anyone in the least?


I'm not a doctor of medicine, but, I think the goal was this:

With a genetic structure close enough to Jovian, then an individual will be recognised as Jovian by various technological doodads. These devices cannot be activated by people who are not Jovian.

So, now, Doctor Borkstar, can attempt to plug random Jovian cybernetic doodads into his brain, to see if he can turn them on or not.

You know, the usual madcap thing of most capsuleer scientists.

"Hey guys! Hey! Hey! Listen! Guys! I found an ancient cyberimplant in some ruins somewhere. I don't know what it does, or where it came from, but I'm going to stick it in my brain!"
"Don't stick it in your brain"
"ToO LaTe !"

I view this latest Borkstar escapade somewhat sceptically.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2015-09-17 06:34:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Valerie Valate wrote:
Tony-Vagabond Carter wrote:
I'm a bit at a loss here.
What exactly was the goal here? how does it benefit Borkstar or anyone in the least?


I'm not a doctor of medicine, but, I think the goal was this:

With a genetic structure close enough to Jovian, then an individual will be recognised as Jovian by various technological doodads. These devices cannot be activated by people who are not Jovian.

So, now, Doctor Borkstar, can attempt to plug random Jovian cybernetic doodads into his brain, to see if he can turn them on or not.

You know, the usual madcap thing of most capsuleer scientists.

"Hey guys! Hey! Hey! Listen! Guys! I found an ancient cyberimplant in some ruins somewhere. I don't know what it does, or where it came from, but I'm going to stick it in my brain!"
"Don't stick it in your brain"
"ToO LaTe !"

I view this latest Borkstar escapade somewhat sceptically.



Come on! What else are we to do with an ancient cyberimplant from a long-dead civilisation that may or may not have perished due to their abuse of their technology other than to plug it into our brain?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#15 - 2015-09-17 10:59:14 UTC
And nothing of value was gained this day.
Valerie Valate wrote:

So, now, Doctor Borkstar, can attempt to plug random Jovian cybernetic doodads into his brain, to see if he can turn them on or not.

Oh, oh, I remember. One day he plugged something in and was spamming all channels with binary code while thinking he had a sleeper in his head who was talking in ternary code. That was genuinely funny!
Quattras Peione wrote:

According to testing, Dr. Borkstar is now approximately ninety-nine percent Jovian, and all major physiological issues at this point appear to have been resolved.

I would really advise you to look into his psychological issues, as was mentioned earlier.
Lucas Raholan
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#16 - 2015-09-17 13:06:29 UTC
Jovian?....what I believe you mean to say is that Frenjo has shaved his hair off and bathed himself in green food dye. From what I've heard of Jovians aren't some separate species rather just another faction of humans who have abandoned god and extensively multilated their own genome to an level unrecognisable to ourselves, now it is quiet impossible to simply replace your own DNA strands with something so different from our own without causing substantial bodily failure and exacerbating any mental instability of which Borkstar has many

Shitposts so bad CONCORD gave me a 50 billion ISK bounty

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#17 - 2015-09-17 13:19:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Quattras Peione wrote:


Ms. Aspenstar, could you please illumnate for me where in scripture it is prohibited to alter one's genetic structure? While I myself advised against doing so and found certain portions of the whole process a bit ethically questionable for a physician, it still iis a miracle of science. Perhaps it is attitudes such as this that drove Frenjo to be certain that every trace of Amarrian genome was removed from his body.


Mr. Peione, while your recent post in a separate thread as to your penitence and returning to the fold was welcome, comments such as these show just how far it is you still have to come.

Genetic modification of this sort has long been proscribed, while Slavery (for example) has long been authorized. While the snippets of the Scriptures most capsuleers refer to do not contain direct references to either, those familiar with the tenets of the Sciptures and the laws and edicts of the Amarr Empire and faith are well familiar with them. It is for this reason, for example, that slaves are not contraband in the Empire, while genetically modified livestock is contraband.

I am disappointed in the implication that the Amarr, an Empire that went from a city, to an island, to a planet to the stars and which has been at the forefront of many recent techological advances is anti-science. Science which is accord with God's laws is and has been a part of the Empire and the Scriptures. The concern with tampering with genetics is due, at least in part, to the unfathomability of God's plans and the laws of unintended consequences, witness the Jove in their current senescence.

I do hope that you diligently attend your studies at the Ardishapur Family Academy you mentioned. Perhaps you may wish to augment them by attending the different classes and schools being conducted by Holy Mother Alizebeth Amalath and Cardinal Kahar Dex.

If you would like an introduction to either clergyperson, I'd be happy to facilitate same. If you would prefer to discuss the points above further, I am happy do so at either The Holy Grape or The Good Word chat channel.
Gwen Ikiryo
Alexylva Paradox
#18 - 2015-09-17 14:44:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Gwen Ikiryo
I'm certain nothing could go wrong with genetically modifying a man with Mister Borkstars history of mental stability into a bloodline known primarily for it's crippling propensity for neural illness.

Seriously, though, why would you do something like this? I'd tell you to stick a fork in him, but I'd be worried you'd take it as a surgical proposal.
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2015-09-17 15:37:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
My doctorate is in Military Sciences; I am not a physician. My interest in this matter has been merely as a friend of Dr. Borkstar, to support him in this endeavor regardless of my personal feelings on whether or not it was a good idea.

As for yourself, Ms. Aspenstar, I apologize if it seemed that I was disparaging the Empire's stance on the sciences. I was sincerely asking for clarification; I do believe that the official stance on geno-modification is a bit outdated, but agree that what the Jove did to themselves was short-sighted and, as we can all agree, ultimately disastrous. It is my hope that whatever comes of this, we can learn more of the race itself - and its ultimate fate - through observation.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Indira Harashani
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#20 - 2015-09-17 16:31:42 UTC
Gwen Ikiryo wrote:
I'm certain nothing could go wrong with genetically modifying a man with Mister Borkstars history of mental stability into a bloodline known primarily for it's crippling propensity for neural illness.

Seriously, though, why would you do something like this? I'd tell you to stick a fork in him, but I'd be worried you'd take it as a surgical proposal.

Thank you.

Lady Indira Harashani

Holder of the Kheryskova Archipelago, Kihtaled IV

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