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[EUTZ FW PVP] Critically Preposterous - gudfites errday in FW.

Critically Preposterous
#1 - 2015-04-04 16:46:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
I'm Liaf, and I'm here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?

Critically Preposterous is looking for badasses to join our ranks and fight for victory against the odds!

Whether you are a new player who's looking for some real fun or a battle-hardened veteran seeking to re-ignite his passion for EVE, If you love a good fight and generally being up to no good, Critically Preposterous might be the corp for you!
We welcome both experienced high skill-point pilots as well as new players who we will guide and mentor to be great PVP pilots from just weeks old.
We enjoy plenty of good fights and decent ISK in the Faction Wars, a hostile environment with lots of targets to shoot at along with friends that we consider more valuable than any ship. After all, the best ship is Friendship! Blink

About Us: CPT is a small corporation, part of a Faction Warfare alliance in the Minmatar Militia. We defy the "serious business" standards of the EVE mainstream and don't care about other people's opinions. We will fight even in the face of unfavourable odds, as long as it is a good fight, we don't care about anything else.

We are active in the European timezone and welcome anyone willing to fight. We are also in the middle of much drama and have several wardecs on us which bring us fights all day every day. We're in an excellent place for PVP combat and we get all the good fights.

What are we like?
We're jokers. We're aggressive. We're dirty. We don't play by any rules and we certainly don't care about opinions - killboards be damned.
We're here to fight. We fight the fight of the few against the many, and we fight to win.

What we offer:
Arrow Fun-focused attitude and good fights.
Arrow Zero tax rate.
Arrow Full support and mentoring for newbies.
Arrow Fully fitted ships handed out for fleet ops.

What we require:
Attention Subscribed accounts only. 1M SP min.
Attention Mandatory Teamspeak. All members must use it.
Attention Ability to adapt to different situations.
Attention Positive standings with the Minmatar Republic faction.

So if you think you got what it takes and you're ready to join the fight, come to our public channel "Preposterous Bar" to get your invite to the badass corporation of badassitude!

IdeaIdea Extra: this corporation is willing to hire professional recruiters. IdeaIdea
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#2 - 2015-04-05 03:50:31 UTC
Bump for a good guy.
Critically Preposterous
#3 - 2015-04-05 16:25:56 UTC
I should have also mentioned that this corporation fights for the Minmatar Republic.

Any questions asked will be answered.
Critically Preposterous
#4 - 2015-04-06 07:23:50 UTC
edit: now looking for professional recruiters.
Void Ravan
Void Ravan Inc
#5 - 2015-04-07 19:52:57 UTC
having played for years and never had that "eve" experience - the big fights, the chaos , the comrades , the risks , the isks - mainly as i was carebearing and pve-ing -- this corp has given me a fresh life in eve, big fights , big fun. Come to lowsec, join the revolution and fly funny with us!
Critically Preposterous
#6 - 2015-04-10 16:42:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Join now and receive one free fully-customized Title* of your choice!

* Roles not included.
Critically Preposterous
#7 - 2015-04-14 20:22:03 UTC
Now with 100% more Alliance! tune in tomorrow for news.
Critically Preposterous
#8 - 2015-04-15 17:03:04 UTC
We are now part of WINMATAR. alliance.
Critically Preposterous
#9 - 2015-04-17 12:53:44 UTC
A wild wardec has appeared - join us now for epic pew!
Critically Preposterous
#10 - 2015-04-20 13:36:42 UTC
OP edited.

Much fun awaits in this crazy place we call Critically Preposterous!
Critically Preposterous
#11 - 2015-04-23 18:02:27 UTC
Always open. Trust me, you don't want to miss the fun!
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-04-25 17:32:39 UTC

Sounds Dangerous !


Good luck and much success with the corp.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2015-04-26 08:05:55 UTC
Leaving a bump + endorsement for this service.

Great corp, great guy, great sense of humor, very active and experienced PVPer.

If I was looking to get back into lowsec PVP this is the group I would call.

If you are then - Get On that phone.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Critically Preposterous
#14 - 2015-04-26 08:21:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
you know it's good when a Dusette says so.

pew pew levels increasing each day. don't miss it! join today!
Solecist Project
#15 - 2015-04-28 07:45:57 UTC
I don't like him ...
... so everyone has a reason to join him.

GOGOGO join him and **** me off bigtime!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Critically Preposterous
#16 - 2015-04-28 16:20:25 UTC
I should have mentioned that we specialize in making people mad Twisted
Solecist Project
#17 - 2015-04-29 08:42:38 UTC
This guy doesn't even have chesthair.
How could you join anyone who lacks chesthair?

That's just nuts.

See? I hate him. Has no chesthair!
You think that doesn't matter?

Well then join him, you hairless monkey!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Critically Preposterous
#18 - 2015-04-29 16:27:16 UTC


Soley, you will ALWAYS be mad. you don't need ME for that Lol