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BeBopAReBop's Space Mediation Service

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
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#1 - 2015-03-13 00:23:14 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Miner not paying a permit fee? Pirate demanding more isk than he is owed? BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service is here to help! Over the past six mercurial years, we have helped hundred of individuals resolve hostile situations amicably. Contact BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie if you ever an impartial judge and jury* today!

*Executioner services sold separately.

Testimonials:
"I wish I had contacted BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service when CCP was reviewing my case! Maybe I would still be playing!"
- Somer

"I was in trouble for some anti-CODE marks I made in local, but BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service helped get my red pen permit fee dropped to a normal permit fee! Thanks BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie!"
- A miner in Kino local

"BeBop is the go-to player for all mediation services. Perhaps if he was in-game at the time, this whole rebellion would never have happened, but it's too late now as I won't be seeking mediation, only absolute victory. Perhaps in time, James 315 will come begging that we all sit down together with BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, space mediation expert."
- Held der Finsternis, Rebel Leader

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Leto Thule
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2015-03-13 00:45:26 UTC
+1

I support this product, the services it provides, and the results of said products and services and the culmination thereof.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2015-03-13 01:08:28 UTC
I support the services provided by this meritorious and highly respected individual.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#4 - 2015-03-13 01:12:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
I used BeBopAReBop RhubarbPies space mediation service for my divorce. Quick and painless service... for me anyway.

Alas the ex wife can't post a review, she's currently in the meat locker with the rest of the corpses.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#5 - 2015-03-13 01:30:16 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
I used BeBopAReBop RhubarbPies space mediation service for my divorce. Quick and painless service... for me anyway.

Alas the ex wife can't post a review, she's currently in the meat locker with the rest of the corpses.

I would like to point out to all perspective clients that I cannot control violence outside the preview of the settlement. In matters such as Jonah's above, I recommend contacting the authorities.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2015-03-13 02:18:13 UTC
I don't always need space mediation, but when I do, I use BeBop and you should too.
Valkin Mordirc
#7 - 2015-03-13 02:36:15 UTC
I have never seen so much dedication to ones own Work. BeBop is a true hero when to comes down to business. His Services are undeniable and undefinable. A God among me to be sure.
#DeleteTheWeak
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#8 - 2015-03-13 03:00:22 UTC
scam
Valkin Mordirc
#9 - 2015-03-13 03:01:57 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam



Are you okay Veers? Your game seems off lately
#DeleteTheWeak
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-03-13 03:21:23 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam



Are you okay Veers? Your game seems off lately


He's slowly dealing with the idea that being perfectly safe is remarkably boring.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2015-03-13 03:35:52 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam
I see the humourectomy is working well...

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#12 - 2015-03-13 04:14:13 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam



Are you okay Veers? Your game seems off lately


perfect as always, thank you.
Valkin Mordirc
#13 - 2015-03-13 05:35:24 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam



Are you okay Veers? Your game seems off lately


perfect as always, thank you.



Okay, Was being serious though. ^.^ I May not like you but if something is affecting you IRL and you need somebody to talk you can always message me. If you need to.
#DeleteTheWeak
Held der Finsternis
Highsec Corporate Services
#14 - 2015-03-13 05:59:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Held der Finsternis
BeBop is the go-to player for all mediation services. Perhaps if he was in-game at the time, this whole rebellion would never have happened, but it's too late now as I won't be seeking mediation, only absolute victory. Perhaps in time, James 315 will come begging that we all sit down together with BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, space mediation expert.

*edit* I may have need for your services to mediate a small issue I seem to have with CCP Falcon regarding shares.

You can always find me on the forum section of Minerbumping.com :o)

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#15 - 2015-03-13 07:37:33 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam

I find this accusation ironic, because as much as I support it, I don't think I've ever actually scammed someone in eve. Hm, I mean maybe if you consider a ransom a scam, but I usually think that falls under piracy.

Held der Finsternis wrote:
BeBop is the go-to player for all mediation services. Perhaps if he was in-game at the time, this whole rebellion would never have happened, but it's too late now as I won't be seeking mediation, only absolute victory. Perhaps in time, James 315 will come begging that we all sit down together with BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie, space mediation expert.

*edit* I may have need for your services to mediate a small issue I seem to have with CCP Falcon regarding shares.

Mail sent. It will be a delight to work with such a reputable agency. I of course will accept payment in the form of shares of your prestigious organization.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Tora Bushido
G0P-ST0P
P I R A T
#16 - 2015-03-13 08:34:33 UTC
Call his name 3 times and he shall come to you.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Leto Thule
Amok.
Goonswarm Federation
#17 - 2015-03-13 12:02:20 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam


Reported for off topic posting. Stop trying to derail the thread *Snip* Please refrain from using profanity. ISD Ezwal.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Tengu Grib
Cruisers Crew
Shoot First.
#18 - 2015-03-13 12:21:35 UTC
There are few qualified space mediators in New Eden, and BeBop is the star among them. He is fair, just, honest and effective. He's who I call for all my serious space mediation needs.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2015-03-13 17:00:45 UTC
I support Bebop's service!
Danalee
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#20 - 2015-03-13 17:09:41 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
scam

Are you okay Veers? Your game seems off lately



*Snip* Please refrain from personal attacks. ISD Ezwal.

Anyhow, on topic: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie mediated my goldfish into not swimming upside down and start breathing again.
A++ Would revive pets with BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie again!

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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