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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-05-23 18:07:00 UTC
As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Leto Thule
Origin.
Black Legion...
#2 - 2014-05-23 18:19:32 UTC
1st

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-05-23 18:30:07 UTC
Goons be shivering now!

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Liam Inkuras
Wilderness
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#4 - 2014-05-23 18:51:28 UTC
lol

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#5 - 2014-05-23 18:57:54 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!

Confirming that I've received 20b and will be paying it according to the rules.

/c

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-05-23 19:07:54 UTC
You do realize there are social and emotional factors to human behavior, right?
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-05-23 19:12:42 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
You do realize there are social and emotional factors to human behavior, right?

Of course! The emotion of the CFC titan pilots should be fear, that any of their "bros" can light a cyno for BL or NC. or even to PL in lowsec. And the behavior that this emotion factors to is not loging in!

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Charles Case
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-05-23 19:19:05 UTC
"Gevlon Goblin sends his regards" pretty original. You should create a corp and call it Grrwaffe.

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#9 - 2014-05-23 19:19:28 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:

  • link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
  • the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
  • a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
  • on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
  • The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.


Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!


Sooooooo.... you're just going to let people who would have killed the Titan anyway, collect 20b? Presumably so you can pretend it had something to do with you in some way? A blog maybe? With a graph?
Because, and maybe I need to explain this in simple terms, anyone in a position to kill a CFC titan is going to do so whether you were there offering money or not. Much in the same way Marmite were going to wardec us anyway, and claiming all their kills as "damage I did" is rather silly.

hahahahhaa

This whole flushing your money away and calling it a victory shtick you have going just never ends.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#10 - 2014-05-23 19:22:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
You do realize there are social and emotional factors to human behavior, right?

Of course! The emotion of the CFC titan pilots should be fear, that any of their "bros" can light a cyno for BL or NC. or even to PL in lowsec. And the behavior that this emotion factors to is not loging in!

Killing a titan is it's own reward (you would know this if you understood people), a "bounty" does exactly nothing in real terms.

There aren't a bunch of people sitting around right now, thinking "So there's this Titan, but urghhhh like why would be kill it where's the incentive, if only some blogger with money and no sense would fix this".

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-05-23 19:27:57 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Killing a titan is it's own reward (you would know this if you understood people), a "bounty" does exactly nothing in real terms.

There aren't a bunch of people sitting around right now, thinking "So there's this Titan, but urghhhh like why would be kill it where's the incentive, if only some blogger with money and no sense would fix this".

Of course there are a bunch of people who wouldn't kill a titan for free, but would gladly do so for 20B: the blues of the titan. As you said, the actual killers will kill it for free, so if a lovely little bee approaches Elo Knight "hey I can tackle a titan for you if you give me the 20B of that pubbie shitlord", Elo will surely say yes.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-05-23 19:34:32 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Killing a titan is it's own reward (you would know this if you understood people), a "bounty" does exactly nothing in real terms.

There aren't a bunch of people sitting around right now, thinking "So there's this Titan, but urghhhh like why would be kill it where's the incentive, if only some blogger with money and no sense would fix this".

Of course there are a bunch of people who wouldn't kill a titan for free, but would gladly do so for 20B: the blues of the titan. As you said, the actual killers will kill it for free, so if a lovely little bee approaches Elo Knight "hey I can tackle a titan for you if you give me the 20B of that pubbie shitlord", Elo will surely say yes.

Wait wait wait. You actually think that 20b is enough to get corps that are large enough to kill a titan to drop allegiance with the CFC?

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Dave Stark
#13 - 2014-05-23 19:46:07 UTC
inb4 gevlon has a stupid idea...

too late.
Charles Case
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-05-23 19:48:25 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

There aren't a bunch of people sitting around right now, thinking "So there's this Titan, but urghhhh like why would be kill it where's the incentive, if only some blogger with money and no sense would fix this".

Of course there are a bunch of people who wouldn't kill a titan for free, but would gladly do so for 20B: the blues of the titan. As you said, the actual killers will kill it for free, so if a lovely little bee approaches Elo Knight "hey I can tackle a titan for you if you give me the 20B of that pubbie shitlord", Elo will surely say yes.


As sure as all the other nonsense you come up with, sure.
Ted McManfist
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2014-05-23 19:50:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Ted McManfist
If you think 20 billion will make a CFC member awox a Titan, you have no idea how lif is in null-sec.

Newbees salvaging rat wrecks can pull that kind of ISK in a few months.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#16 - 2014-05-23 19:51:45 UTC
KILL THE GOON
Xolve
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-05-23 19:52:21 UTC
Ground Floor.
Dave Stark
#18 - 2014-05-23 19:53:06 UTC
BadAssMcKill wrote:
KILL THE GOON

as i was scrolling, i totally misread that...
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-05-23 19:53:10 UTC
Ted McManfist wrote:
If you think 20 billion will make a CFC member awox a Titan, you have no idea how lif is in null-sec.

Newbees salvaging rat wrecks can pull that kind of ISK in a few months.

Yes, I know that everyone in CFC has a supercarrier. You just grind structures in bombless bombers because it's more fun.

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com

Radric Davids
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2014-05-23 19:54:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
Oh my god I can't wait to see the blog posts about this. But seriously, do you really think 20b is an incentive for members of powerful nullsec coalitions with the ability to awox a titan? CFC members get that much in reimbursement in a few months, why would they want to throw that constant income away to be banished from the coalition forever, and labeled a gevlon assmunch?


Oh sorry I forgot you don't understand how people think.


Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Ted McManfist wrote:
If you think 20 billion will make a CFC member awox a Titan, you have no idea how lif is in null-sec.

Newbees salvaging rat wrecks can pull that kind of ISK in a few months.

Yes, I know that everyone in CFC has a supercarrier. You just grind structures in bombless bombers because it's more fun.



Wait, we grind structures in bombers? ahahahahaha you must have some seriously deep cover spies to come up with information that accurate.
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