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Hulkageddon V: Unholy Union update: TONIGHT AT 0:00

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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#1 - 2011-11-11 07:57:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Helicity Boson
Conflict.

http://www.machine9.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/hagV.jpg

Conflict is the life blood of New Eden.

Conflict is in the heart and soul of the Capsuleer.


Created by the artifice of man we transcend the limits of mortality and walk amongst the stars like Gods.

But the bloodline of Gods is tainted by weakness. The generations that have followed us have grown soft and weak. They cling to the skirts of the oppressive Empires that gave birth to them, they toil like slaves in the Asteroid Fields, they hide under the watchful gaze of CONCORD.

The dilution of our sacred blood must be ended, those who fear conflict will never grow strong, those that cower in slavery to the Empires will never grow strong. While their pitiful state continues, we are diminished as a whole.

So come now, all the outcasts, all the disenfranchised. The Brave, The Cruel, The Few. Come now and arm yourselves and strike down that which weakens us, so we may grow stronger.

The Empires seek to make you weak. And for their hubris, we will burn them to the ground. For we are capsuleers, and our very words and thoughts command the engines of War. We are Capsuleers, and we are Free.

...And this time we are not alone, our brethren from the outer rim, the mighty Goons have pledged their support, backed by their vast financial power we will carve a hole in the hearts of the weak and reap a bloody harvest.



There can be no other Destiny. Let them all burn.



[This has been a public service announcement by The Mittani and Helicity Boson. Coming to you early 2012, bounties on hulks! fabulous prizes! oceans of tears! More details ~soon~ ]


Update:

Reminder: We start tonight when the clock hits 0:00 !

All you need to do is punch your API into eve-kill.net and we do the rest for you!

All the info you need is at: http://hulkageddon5.machine9.net/

HAPPY HUNTING BRAVE SOLDIERS!
Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#2 - 2011-11-11 07:57:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Helicity Boson
[reserving for details]

AAAAAAAAAND we're back.

I apologize for the horrific delays (being banned and all).

But I'm happy to report things are back on track. I just had a meeting with The Mittani (presently banned) to hammer out details.

Hulkageddon V will start right after JITA IS BURNED TO THE GROUND.

The Goondwarm hulkageddon care package is the NEW thing this year:

For every ten hulks/macks you kill, you will receive 100 MILLION isk.

That means everybody wins!

There will also still be the regular prizes, which I will begin a collection drive for starting next monday.

Stay tuned.
Dante Hellgast
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-11-11 08:20:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Dante Hellgast
Sweet. Will be waiting in anticipation for a Date.
The Bear08
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-11-11 08:20:39 UTC
I've just woken up, it's Friday and a Hulkageddon has just been announced. Today is going to be a good day Cool
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-11-11 08:45:33 UTC
I am Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I have interrupted my war on the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Spiced Rum to approve this product. Burn them all.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#6 - 2011-11-11 08:47:58 UTC
Dante Hellgast wrote:
Sweet. Will be waiting in anticipation for a Date.

Is this going to be held before the insurance nerf hits?


You won't need insurance thanks to Mittens >:}

Also, 500 DPS new dessies! GO!
enterprisePSI
#7 - 2011-11-11 08:56:04 UTC
Early 2012, this means NEW BC Tier 3 OWNAGE! Blaster Talos.

This pleases me.

Don't forget the rookie ships Lol

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©

Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
No Response
#8 - 2011-11-11 09:19:21 UTC
OH S*** IT'S BACK Lol

http://www.wormholes.info

Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
Brave Collective
#9 - 2011-11-11 09:35:32 UTC
Histrionic fascist overdone rhetoric, check.

Hitting people who can't hit back, check.

Spontaneity and new ideas.....uh.

Remember kids, extremes are where you go when you run out of ideas!

Lurking the HAG4 channel was a guilty pleasure, sometimes mouthy, thick, ignorant people allow me to feel like some sort of superior being. Will be mining every day of this new (old) event.


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-11-11 09:49:09 UTC
The tears have already begun.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-11-11 10:01:43 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Histrionic fascist overdone rhetoric, check.

Hitting people who can't hit back, check.

Spontaneity and new ideas.....uh.

Remember kids, extremes are where you go when you run out of ideas!

Lurking the HAG4 channel was a guilty pleasure, sometimes mouthy, thick, ignorant people allow me to feel like some sort of superior being. Will be mining every day of this new (old) event.



Excuse me sir, but are you aware that chiming in on the first page of a thread to extol the lack of originality in its concept is itself an action that is woefully lacking in originality? I just thought that I would let you know, in case you didn't know, so that in the future you can take care to avoid making yourself look foolish in quite that particular way. I really do love your goggles, though!

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2011-11-11 10:21:15 UTC
brought to you by technetium

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#13 - 2011-11-11 10:36:17 UTC
Andski wrote:
brought to you by technetium


powered by GoonSurance (tm)
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-11-11 10:40:21 UTC
This is what happens when goons become bored.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#15 - 2011-11-11 10:43:42 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.


I was a goon once on my first account, true story.
Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-11-11 10:46:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Mr Bigwinky
Uh-oh, here it comes

Edit: I don't normally post in Hulkageddon threads, but when I do, I generally add no content.
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-11-11 10:46:58 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.


I was a goon once on my first account, true story.

Do you have stairs in your home?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Mr Bigwinky
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-11-11 10:52:20 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.


I was a goon once on my first account, true story.

Do you have stairs in your home?


Wow, that IS old.

But is admitting such things really something to be proud of? What?

- Winky ♥
Welcome to EVE online, here's your rubix cube, go F*** yourself ♥
Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#19 - 2011-11-11 10:53:45 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.


I was a goon once on my first account, true story.

Do you have stairs in your home?


Battlestars best stars.

Where we are going, we won't need stairs.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-11-11 10:54:29 UTC
Helicity Boson wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Helicity Boson wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is what happens when goons become bored.


I was a goon once on my first account, true story.

Do you have stairs in your home?


Battlestars best stars.

Where we are going, we won't need stairs.

So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

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