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This thread is being made to convince my friends that EvE isn't boring, and is a great game.

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Knights Armament
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-12-22 00:25:54 UTC
All of my friends refuse to try this game, one friend David who is a well known homosexual in the magic community says to me eve is boring, my other friend Shane thinks the game is **** that, I don't know what **** that means but he thinks SMITE is a good game, and enjoys league of legends even though he is stuck in silver and can't play support for ****.

Post reasons why they should play
Michael Turate
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-12-22 00:52:54 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
All of my friends refuse to try this game, one friend David who is a well known homosexual in the magic community says to me eve is boring, my other friend Shane thinks the game is **** that, I don't know what **** that means but he thinks SMITE is a good game, and enjoys league of legends even though he is stuck in silver and can't play support for ****.

Post reasons why they should play


They should play because the Eve community lacks diversity. We need more homosexuals and more magicians and the other guy, the one who can't speak properly, we need him too.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#3 - 2013-12-22 00:55:01 UTC
I think the amount of lint I find daily in my navel is quite amazing. Much more exciting than say, this thread. IBTL
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
#4 - 2013-12-22 02:49:15 UTC
Stop trying to push your blog on the forums
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#5 - 2013-12-22 06:52:11 UTC
I didn't sleep tonight, I farmed a wormhole. Tea?
Omega Sunset
Black.Omega
#6 - 2013-12-22 07:38:38 UTC
bu bu but eve is boring...
but at least not a night elf in sight.

—Ω—

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#7 - 2013-12-22 07:51:12 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
EVE is mostly boring... until people gank you (or you gank someone). Then your heart is pounding for a good few minutes and you need a smoke.

Kind of like sex.

Except you can't brag to "normals" about it.


edit: now that I think about it... EVE is exactly like sex. Lots of effort and planning go into it... execution is usually long, tedious, and messy... the finale is abrupt... and at any given time things can go horribly wrong leaving you and everyone else extremely dissatisfied.
And yet you can't help yourself to NOT play this game because nothing else will challenge you in quite the same way.
Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#8 - 2013-12-22 08:32:14 UTC
Omega Sunset wrote:
bu bu but eve is boring...
but at least not a night elf in sight.



<<<

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-12-22 08:36:09 UTC
They shouldn't play because we don't need more people like you around.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager

baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2013-12-22 08:37:57 UTC
Why did you feel the need to say your friend was gay?
Magna Mortem
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-12-22 09:02:27 UTC
It's true, if you play like an idiot and do boring things.
Mr Pragmatic
#12 - 2013-12-22 09:28:19 UTC
how the hell cares of your friends sexual orientation?

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.

James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-12-22 09:33:26 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
a well known homosexual in the magic community

What does this have to do with anything?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Moneta Curran
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-12-22 10:07:06 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Knights Armament wrote:
a well known homosexual in the magic community

What does this have to do with anything?


Indeed. Moreover, isn't that a pleonasm.

Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#15 - 2013-12-22 10:20:59 UTC
I like EVE.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

ElQuirko
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#16 - 2013-12-22 11:12:13 UTC
Moneta Curran wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Knights Armament wrote:
a well known homosexual in the magic community

What does this have to do with anything?

Indeed. Moreover, isn't that a pleonasm.

Isn't the use of "pleonasm" generally a pleonasm?

Dodixie > Hek

Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#17 - 2013-12-22 11:22:13 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Why did you feel the need to say your friend was gay?

my question exactly.
i fail to see the relevance .
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#18 - 2013-12-22 11:23:00 UTC
ShahFluffers wrote:
EVE is mostly boring... until people gank you (or you gank someone). Then your heart is pounding for a good few minutes and you need a smoke.

Kind of like sex.

Except you can't brag to "normals" about it.


edit: now that I think about it... EVE is exactly like sex. Lots of effort and planning go into it... execution is usually long, tedious, and messy... the finale is abrupt... and at any given time things can go horribly wrong leaving you and everyone else extremely dissatisfied.
And yet you can't help yourself to NOT play this game because nothing else will challenge you in quite the same way.

and this
Lugalbandak
Goonswarm.
#19 - 2013-12-22 11:23:50 UTC
Knights Armament wrote:
All of my friends refuse to try this game, one friend David who is a well known homosexual in the magic community says to me eve is boring, my other friend Shane thinks the game is **** that, I don't know what **** that means but he thinks SMITE is a good game, and enjoys league of legends even though he is stuck in silver and can't play support for ****.

Post reasons why they should play


sorry cant think one reason wy tey should play , game mechanics are endless in this game , if thats boring tey should niomass and never return

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back

Cavalira
Arrivederci.
#20 - 2013-12-22 11:46:32 UTC
I thought this was a forum and not facebook. Whatthehell?
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