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How come I've never been suicide ganked

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Heather Tsukaya
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-08-29 03:22:33 UTC
I've died a bunch of ways in lowsec and nullsec and stuff. I've also died when going flashy in highsec cause I tried looting mission runner wrecks. Also once someone shot me by mistake when we were in the same cosmos plex and got concorded without me dying I think.

How come no one's ever suicide ganked me? I've done some mining. I've transported navy cruisers in badger IIs. I've autopiloted shuttles and noobships.

Do you need to be like a hard core miner who mines all day and wears +5 implants to get suicide ganked or something?

EDIT: I even have a 50m bounty.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#2 - 2013-08-29 03:28:55 UTC
That bounty? It's pretty common. Not much incentive, yanno?

Bling-out a barge in a comical manner, and go hang out where the New Order operates... You'll find friends soon enough. Cool

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Heather Tsukaya
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-08-29 03:51:57 UTC
Ok so I need to mine in a certain systems with a procurer that has deadspace mods is what you're saying...
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#4 - 2013-08-29 04:07:33 UTC
Heather Tsukaya wrote:
Ok so I need to mine in a certain systems with a procurer that has deadspace mods is what you're saying...

That'd do the trick, yeah. Lol
Even faster if it's a Retriever.

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Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-08-29 15:09:07 UTC
I was going to ask where you flew? But there's not much fun in popping an Ibis/Heron. I say, you've been ganked many times already.

Fly safe, have fun & shoot back Cool

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-08-29 15:40:02 UTC
Come to hek.
Sit in a shuttle outside of boundless creations.
Wait.
Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2013-08-29 16:00:14 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Come to hek.
Sit in a shuttle outside of boundless creations.
Wait.

Deal Lol

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]

Deliora May
Altersheim fuer grummelige Veteranen
#8 - 2013-08-29 16:45:14 UTC
There are several tricks to get suicide ganked - and the attention you crave:

A) Hulks are always in fashion. Low HP, easy to gank.... soft targets. Sit yourself down in a 0.5 system (Osoggur) or any other system which leads from low --> highsec, not to mention mining hubs and enables pirates to have quick fun and you are on.

B) Fly a multi-billion isk mission running boat. Be it a t3, Machariel, Nightmare of something as shiny. Throw in alot of deadspace / officer mods, get yourself to a mission running hub and you can be sure - you'll get the attention. In emergency the Jita undock might work aswell

C) Fly a mutli-billion freighter to Jita on a sunday and get stuck on the gate to Jita. Makes scanning your cargobay way easier and allows for easier suicide gankage.

D) Fly a really really juicy ship, sit yourself down next to gate guns in low-sec and wait for the next best stupid neutral frigate to come and try to attack you.

E) Take a shuttle and jam as many PLEX as you can into the cargohold. Attention - thereyou go Twisted
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-08-29 19:01:16 UTC
Sin Pew wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Come to hek.
Sit in a shuttle outside of boundless creations.
Wait.

Deal Lol
You're awesome ! :D
Thanks a ton ! :D

Let's make a dozen children ! :D
Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-08-30 07:36:39 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Let's make a dozen children ! :D
May God have mercy on New Eden... I predict a spike in thrasher sales...

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]

Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-08-30 07:42:10 UTC
Go to Balle system im sure D400 or some of the chars there will help releive you of your barge.


As to transporting in a badger most chars wont alpha you unless you have somthing really juicy

2 plex should do it Big smile

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-08-30 08:15:41 UTC
Sin Pew wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Let's make a dozen children ! :D
May God have mercy on New Eden... I predict a spike in thrasher sales...

Oh i wish.
With my luck, they rather join the code. :(
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
The Initiative.
#13 - 2013-08-30 08:44:29 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Sin Pew wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Let's make a dozen children ! :D
May God have mercy on New Eden... I predict a spike in thrasher sales...

Oh i wish.
With my luck, they rather join the code. :(

They grow up so fast...

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2013-08-30 08:47:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Sin Pew wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Let's make a dozen children ! :D
May God have mercy on New Eden... I predict a spike in thrasher sales...

Oh i wish.
With my luck, they rather join the code. :(

They grow up so fast...

Code is more childs play, tbh.
Everybody joins the code because its cool to pick
on the ones who cry about being picked at.

It's perfect for the modern teenager with sociopathic tendencies.

Not saying i have personal issues with them,
but they too do their part making -10 look bad.
Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2013-08-30 09:53:08 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Sin Pew wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Let's make a dozen children ! :D
May God have mercy on New Eden... I predict a spike in thrasher sales...

Oh i wish.
With my luck, they rather join the code. :(

They grow up so fast...

Code is more childs play, tbh.
Everybody joins the code because its cool to pick
on the ones who cry about being picked at.

It's perfect for the modern teenager with sociopathic tendencies.

Not saying i have personal issues with them,
but they too do their part making -10 look bad.

It's just not as entertaining as splosions, bring any kid to fireworks and he'll pick it over dull bumping anytime.

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-08-30 11:19:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Sin Pew wrote:

It's just not as entertaining as splosions, bring any kid to fireworks and he'll pick it over dull bumping anytime.

That sounds contradicting...


edit: now i get it. only took me a day or two.