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Jett Halder
Air Max Utempo
#1 - 2013-08-20 09:15:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Jett Halder
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culo duro
Dissidence Dawn
#2 - 2013-08-20 09:19:48 UTC
Jett Halder wrote:
I would like to hire a mercenary corp to infiltrate the alliance Synthetic Systems in nullsec, with

Stage 1 being entering the corp Weyland Capital Initative, gaining permissions for configuring starbase equipment, then shutting down all starbases, and offlining the cyno jammers.

Stage 2, is to steal all possible assets, including but not limited to, all starbase components, station contents in offices all over null sec, but NOT corp wallet. All assets , excluding wallet, for transfer to either NPC owned nullsec station, or to highsec. Transfer of assets to highsec will be paid a bonus

Stage 3, only to be completed if stages 1 and 2 can be completed. Obtain shares of corp, and use vote system to become CEO. Then kick all other members of corp out, reset all standings, and kick all corps out of alliance, except for Weyland Capital Initiative.

I await price offers, preferably ingame mail, as is more private

Oh man, i laughed, this is great. Perfect attempt to be the villain of every movie ever.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
P I R A T
#3 - 2013-08-20 09:50:43 UTC
Troll detected.... in before lock Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-08-20 19:06:36 UTC
Uh, so... now all your target has to do is close recruitment or not grant any new permissions....

You pretty much shot yourself in the foot by posting what you wanted done (AND your target) on an open forum, assuming your serious in the first place.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Tandros Kreel
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-08-20 19:14:30 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Uh, so... now all your target has to do is close recruitment or not grant any new permissions....

You pretty much shot yourself in the foot by posting what you wanted done (AND your target) on an open forum, assuming your serious in the first place.



There is no way this guy is serious. If he is, he seriously (see what I did there?) needs to think about where he is posting his "want ad" before doing so.
Jett Halder
Air Max Utempo
#6 - 2013-08-23 08:13:52 UTC
You are right, I am not serious, and I cannot finance this
William Walker
Savannah Logistics
#7 - 2013-08-23 09:44:28 UTC
Jett Halder wrote:
You are right, I am not serious, and I cannot finance this


Ya blew it.

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Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-08-25 23:53:19 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Jett Halder wrote:
I would like to hire a mercenary corp to infiltrate the alliance Synthetic Systems in nullsec, with

Stage 1 being entering the corp Weyland Capital Initative, gaining permissions for configuring starbase equipment, then shutting down all starbases, and offlining the cyno jammers.

Stage 2, is to steal all possible assets, including but not limited to, all starbase components, station contents in offices all over null sec, but NOT corp wallet. All assets , excluding wallet, for transfer to either NPC owned nullsec station, or to highsec. Transfer of assets to highsec will be paid a bonus

Stage 3, only to be completed if stages 1 and 2 can be completed. Obtain shares of corp, and use vote system to become CEO. Then kick all other members of corp out, reset all standings, and kick all corps out of alliance, except for Weyland Capital Initiative.

I await price offers, preferably ingame mail, as is more private

Oh man, i laughed, this is great. Perfect attempt to be the villain of every movie ever.


Thankyou for quoting for posterity

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#9 - 2013-08-26 01:07:10 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Uh, so... now all your target has to do is close recruitment or not grant any new permissions....

You pretty much shot yourself in the foot by posting what you wanted done (AND your target) on an open forum, assuming your serious in the first place.



Their goal might just have been to cause the corp in question to close recruitment or to prevent them naming a new director.

Sometimes the best way to get someone to do what you want them to do is to make a ridiculous threat you could never carry out.

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Antony E Stark
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-08-26 01:29:27 UTC
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
culo duro wrote:
Jett Halder wrote:
I would like to hire a mercenary corp to infiltrate the alliance Synthetic Systems in nullsec, with

Stage 1 being entering the corp Weyland Capital Initative, gaining permissions for configuring starbase equipment, then shutting down all starbases, and offlining the cyno jammers.

Stage 2, is to steal all possible assets, including but not limited to, all starbase components, station contents in offices all over null sec, but NOT corp wallet. All assets , excluding wallet, for transfer to either NPC owned nullsec station, or to highsec. Transfer of assets to highsec will be paid a bonus

Stage 3, only to be completed if stages 1 and 2 can be completed. Obtain shares of corp, and use vote system to become CEO. Then kick all other members of corp out, reset all standings, and kick all corps out of alliance, except for Weyland Capital Initiative.

I await price offers, preferably ingame mail, as is more private

Oh man, i laughed, this is great. Perfect attempt to be the villain of every movie ever.


Thankyou for quoting for posterity


You look like a ginger Kannibal Kane
culo duro
Dissidence Dawn
#11 - 2013-08-26 07:19:27 UTC
Antony E Stark wrote:
Phoenix Einherjar wrote:
culo duro wrote:
Jett Halder wrote:
I would like to hire a mercenary corp to infiltrate the alliance Synthetic Systems in nullsec, with

Stage 1 being entering the corp Weyland Capital Initative, gaining permissions for configuring starbase equipment, then shutting down all starbases, and offlining the cyno jammers.

Stage 2, is to steal all possible assets, including but not limited to, all starbase components, station contents in offices all over null sec, but NOT corp wallet. All assets , excluding wallet, for transfer to either NPC owned nullsec station, or to highsec. Transfer of assets to highsec will be paid a bonus

Stage 3, only to be completed if stages 1 and 2 can be completed. Obtain shares of corp, and use vote system to become CEO. Then kick all other members of corp out, reset all standings, and kick all corps out of alliance, except for Weyland Capital Initiative.

I await price offers, preferably ingame mail, as is more private

Oh man, i laughed, this is great. Perfect attempt to be the villain of every movie ever.


Thankyou for quoting for posterity


You look like a ginger Kannibal Kane

and thy shall never be seen again.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 

Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#12 - 2013-08-26 19:53:28 UTC
I was going to say something but Synthetic Systems already hates me enough Big smile

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

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Phoenix Einherjar
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-08-26 22:34:22 UTC
Antony E Stark wrote:
You look like a ginger Kannibal Kane


And you're not the first person to make that comparison. There is only one long hairstyle for males in EVE that isn't dreadlocks and it's only for one race so the comparison is inevitable.

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