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I found myself cleaning out my note pad and found this old piece of gold that I had forgotten about. With the upcoming patch, I'd like to gather the rage, the tears, the epic quotes from the past to share in the laughter.

Anyone else got any golden rage hidden away yet to be seen by the average mans eyes?

Grab a beer or blunt, and enjoy. Let it Begin, (may be explicit and censored, but yall can figure it out.)

Put yourself back in the times of the unholy rage of WiS, and Pay to Win, This is a Man, My Man, Mr. Dedcupid. God I miss you buddy.

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so it is beyond game mechanics to allow everyone to have like fuking fancy paint jobs and **** on their ships, (FFS if oooooonly i could have a fuking fancy paint on my ship) BUT, if we all buy more plexes, then we CAN have the ****...

that we were never alowed to have cause it would break the game?

but somehow if we Pay for the ****, with PRETEND ISK (EVEN THOUGH ISK IS ******* PRETEND MONEY), then ITS ALL ******* GOOD

so now, i can have a big pink dildo on my ******* ship that already looks like a ******* BIG DILDO AND NOT A FUKING SPACESHIP

but they cant even BEGIN over the course of 6 YEARS to TRY to even add, oh i dunno, retro rockets or some **** or ...

STOP THE ******* BOBBING BOAT PISSS ASS ****

BUT I GOT A ******* STRIPPER POLE IN MY **** (shlong) **** (poop) DOG **** (pee) "CAPTAINS QUARTERS" which will NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HAVE A ******* FEMALE IN IT LET ALONE A ******* STRIPPER

cause when i want to go pretend to fly a ******* spaceship, the first thing i think is...

CAN I FLY AROUND IN SOME FUKING INVISIBLE WATER IN A FUCKNIG TAMPON WITH SPIKES ON IT

SWEET THANKS CCP

CAN I ALSO GET A ******* STRIPPER POLE IN MY PRETEND HOLE

YES? I CAN?

THANK YOU SO MUCH, CAN I PAY FOR IT?

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

oh CCP, if only i were a real girl with a real spaceship, then i could fly to ******* ICE LAND at the ******* END OF THE EARTH, and land on your FROZEN PARKING LOT AND SUCK YOUR **** FOR REAL

INSTEAD OF JUST PRETENDING TO DO IT ON A FUKING "SPACE GAME"

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That is all.

Rage from the 4th dimension

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