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The 10 Commandments of wormhole space.

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Yabbiy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-05-15 22:41:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Yabbiy
The 10 Commandments

1.I am the wormhole, thy wormhole, thou shalt have no K-space before me. Thou shalt read my J-sig with rapt attention; the wormhole is thy friend and thou shalt address thine static. Thou shalt not ignore thine static, nor shalt thou become angry with thy static or thy wormhole.

2.Thou that shalt live in the promised land of wormholes, and thou shall be rewarded with thine plentiful sleeper sites, as long as thine sites are used in pursuit of pvp.

3.Thou shalt not dwell on any losses/ nor shalt thou be satisfied with any amount of kills.

4.Thou shalt not smack talk in local, but give good fights. Additionally developing thine ability to give good fights, lest thou get invaded.

5.If thou get invaded: thou neediest to keep thine covert ops frigates close and call thine backup. (Kill It With fire)

6.Thou shalt read every J-sig with rapt attention. Thou shalt strive to keep track of thine path down thine chain.

7.Thou shalt scan everything down and watch thine K162’s, lest thee yield honorable pvp.

8.Honor thy killboard and thine wormhole by scanning and scouting thine chain thoroughly.

9.Thou shalt not bring more then three guardians unless thy adversary bringith more.

10.Thou shalt never permit thyself to become discouraged: I am the wormhole, thy wormhole. thou shalt maintain thy focus, attention and confidence. Though thou hast rolled thy last static, this next maketh a fresh start.
Sith1s Spectre
Un.Reasonable
#2 - 2013-05-15 22:43:27 UTC
Gave me a good chuckle this morning :) +1

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant

Jack Miton
WiNGSPAN Delivery Services
WiNGSPAN Delivery Network
#3 - 2013-05-15 23:16:35 UTC
3 guardians? what is this, 2009?

PS: number 1 contains like 5 things. needs cleaning up.

There is no Bob.

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Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-05-15 23:39:21 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
3 guardians? what is this, 2009?

PS: number 1 contains like 5 things. needs cleaning up.


Agreed.

Needs pruning.

"Do as you will", shall be the whole of the law. ~ Bob.
Svodola Darkfury
Frozen Corpse Industries
#5 - 2013-05-15 23:57:11 UTC
Quote:
1.I am the wormhole, thy wormhole, thou shalt have no K-space before me. Thou shalt read my J-sig with rapt attention; the wormhole is thy friend and thou shalt address thine static. Thou shalt not ignore thine static, nor shalt thou become angry with thy static or thy wormhole.




1. Thou shalt honor thy wormhole by memorizing its J-sig and have no K-space before it. Thou shalt choose only a wormhole in which your love for your static is self-evident.

Director of Frozen Corpse Industries.

Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#6 - 2013-05-16 04:50:59 UTC
First rule of wspace is you do not talk about wspace.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

AtomYcX
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-05-16 05:46:24 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
First rule of wspace is you do not talk about wspace.


So why is there a subforum for it? *confused*
Cleo Shazih
Bite Me inc
Bitten.
#8 - 2013-05-16 11:16:30 UTC
-1
Darren Fox
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
#9 - 2013-05-16 11:47:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Darren Fox
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
First rule of wspace is you do not talk about wspace.


Ok, who forgot to fit a cloak to this forum? Roll
Dr Agropoly
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-05-16 12:12:17 UTC
Bloody hell Yabbiy, I told you to stop eating those mushrooms.
Onomerous
Shockwave Innovations
#11 - 2013-05-16 12:20:49 UTC
Darren Fox wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
First rule of wspace is you do not talk about wspace.


Ok, who forgot to fit a cloak to this forum? Roll


shush about cloaks lest the null sec'ers come complain about cloaks being OP!!! ;)


and +1 for the OP.
Ronix Aideron
Zymurgy Corp.
#12 - 2013-05-16 16:24:58 UTC
The out for the three guardians is if the opponent brings more. Big smile

I thought one of them was never have a ship without a probe launcher.

Start the day off slow and taper off from there.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Ronix_Aideron

archon o'v
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-05-16 16:26:45 UTC
great read
Brother Zebediah
New Jovian Exploration Department
A Band Apart.
#14 - 2013-05-16 22:17:31 UTC
Bob recognises your cry for guidance my child.

For a small isk donation the true ministry of Bob can provide that guidance

Praise Bob

(in the absence of isk donations three guardians dying in a fire will do)
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#15 - 2013-05-17 03:41:11 UTC
AtomYcX wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
First rule of wspace is you do not talk about wspace.


So why is there a subforum for it? *confused*


You get confused quite easily, don`t you?

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

grassy 420
ShekelSquad
Interhole Revenue Service
#16 - 2013-05-17 05:04:22 UTC
this was good
+1
Britta Nolen
Sama Guild
#17 - 2013-05-17 06:03:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Britta Nolen
Rule 1 - infinity: Never forget WH = Best Space.
Jess Tanner
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#18 - 2013-05-17 08:17:15 UTC
sometimes you just gota smack in local, only as a punishment for those who dont bring gewd fights.... i belive this is truly the will of Bob, he would not deprive us of local smackery
BOB Almighty
Society of Bloody Random Numbers
#19 - 2013-05-17 16:41:19 UTC
Incindir Mauser wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
3 guardians? what is this, 2009?

PS: number 1 contains like 5 things. needs cleaning up.


Agreed.

Needs pruning.

"Do as you will", shall be the whole of the law. ~ Bob.

Not quite, But I like your spirit.

Kill and be killed is the basis of the law...

Do not horde thy treasures, for tomorrow they will be taken from you...

For there is glory only in death...

There is reward only in sacrifice...

Gifts are granted only thru blood...

The greater your blood lust, the greater your rewards will be...
Indo Nira
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-05-17 17:59:38 UTC
Yabbiy wrote:
The 10 Commandments

1.I am the wormhole, thy wormhole, thou shalt have no K-space before me. Thou shalt read my J-sig with rapt attention; the wormhole is thy friend and thou shalt address thine static. Thou shalt not ignore thine static, nor shalt thou become angry with thy static or thy wormhole.

2.Thou that shalt live in the promised land of wormholes, and thou shall be rewarded with thine plentiful sleeper sites, as long as thine sites are used in pursuit of pvp.

3.Thou shalt not dwell on any losses/ nor shalt thou be satisfied with any amount of kills.

4.Thou shalt not smack talk in local, but give good fights. Additionally developing thine ability to give good fights, lest thou get invaded.

5.If thou get invaded: thou neediest to keep thine covert ops frigates close and call thine backup. (Kill It With fire)

6.Thou shalt read every J-sig with rapt attention. Thou shalt strive to keep track of thine path down thine chain.

7.Thou shalt scan everything down and watch thine K162’s, lest thee yield honorable pvp.

8.Honor thy killboard and thine wormhole by scanning and scouting thine chain thoroughly.

9.Thou shalt not bring more then three guardians unless thy adversary bringith more.

10.Thou shalt never permit thyself to become discouraged: I am the wormhole, thy wormhole. thou shalt maintain thy focus, attention and confidence. Though thou hast rolled thy last static, this next maketh a fresh start.


i call bullcrap. wormhole space = no rule space.
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