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OPEN LETTER: New Order Investment Doubled - Challenge Issued!

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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#1 - 2013-04-29 13:28:01 UTC
I would like to share with everyone an email sent to James 315 along with a challenge!


James,

I humbly accept the Sextuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for the single investment of 6 billion isk, making me the new top shareholder of the New Order in one fell swoop. However, as you said, an isk doubler's work is never done.

I have long admired the work you have done to combat criminal mining operations. I was thinking I would continue investing on a regular basis, while shares are so cheap. Perhaps this would be a billion isk a month, or a set percentage of profits such as 10%. However, I have come to the only logical conclusion. It is clear to me now.

Being Eve's best known honest isk doubler, and having seen my tips to my bounty increase more than double since my first investment, I now know what I must do. I must double my investment of course! This morning, I have made a purchase of an additional 6,000 shares.

Please use this investment however you see fit to strike fear into the hearts of illegal miners. Of course, fear is not necessary if all miners in high sec will simply visit your Eve mining education website, read and follow the Code, and purchase the required number of mining permits.

I do implore you to please consider increasing the price of mining permits. 10 million isk is far too cheap for all of the benefits provided. Perhaps 10 million is fair for mining frigates. But surely barges should pay more- perhaps 50 to 100 million per permit. Orcas, which provide benefits to multiple mining vessels, should surely pay for a special permit no less than 200 million per permit. This of course makes perfect sense as the only reasonable way for us to stand up and nerf the proposed changes ourselves that will come in June.

Also, as I previously stated in prior communications, please vote my shares as you see fit. I cannot pretend to know better than the Saviour of High Sec himself what is best for operations moving forward. My strength is earning isk through my legitimate isk doubling service rather than suggesting what to do on the front lines. Though I do wonder if it would help if the code be amended to require all mining ships to fit and activate one smartbomb at all times when mining. Code compliant pilots would have nothing to fear, as they would always be at their keyboards to avoid collisions with other ships.

Rest assured that this shall not be my final investment. I will also continue to refer miners and aspiring miners to your website. I still don't see why anyone would want to be a miner, but that is a debate for another day.

Warm regards,

Ero

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CHALLENGE ISSUED

I hereby challenge all of my competitors in the isk doubling business to exceed my own investment in the New Order. It has been troubling to hear reports of people sending isk to an isk doubler only to receive nothing in return.


Further upsetting me are reports that many copycat troll isk doublers are making false claims regarding their assets and honor. Just last night, one such troll was yet again wasting keystrokes (all in caps) to paste his message over and over, with barely a break to rest. I opened a trade window with the doubler offering 25 billion isk if he could just sent 5 billion. Instead, I heard babble about doubling his body parts (not suitable language for this family-focused forum.) Clearly, this is a miner who has lost his ship and all his isk.

If you run across an isk doubler and are unsure of his honor, here are some steps you can take to help protect yourself:

1. Open a conversation to confirm that the doubler is in fact at his keyboard.
2. Ask questions of the doubler. No honest doubler should fear answering questions.
3. Ask the local community what their experience has been with said doubler.
4. Research your doubler on the forums and internet, just as you would for a handyman, doctor, or lawyer, etc.
5. Ask your doubler for references. A legitimate doubler should have plenty of references.
6. If your doubler has specific rules, read the rules and understand them. It is not the doublers responsibility to ensure you read and understand.

As you can see, dealing with isk doublers is very much like dealing with miners!

If you are unsure of any isk doubler, please feel free to contact me with further questions. Do not risk your isk with anyone you cannot be sure is honorable.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

FeralShadow
Holey Roamin' Empire
Prismatic Legion
#2 - 2013-04-29 15:40:57 UTC
This is why I love Eve. So many fantastic and legitimate ways to make isk, and people are still putzing around in belts mining for beans!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia

Planetary Genocide
Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society
United Federation of Conifers
#3 - 2013-04-29 15:56:29 UTC
I endorse and support this product/service.

Erotica 1 is the only legitimate ISK doubler currently operating in the game.
Adam Junior
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-04-29 15:58:17 UTC
A stunning show of integrity from all involved - Erotica diligently doubling ISK wherever it may be found and James never spending even a cent of it out of place - all for the New Order.

There is hope for Hisec yet.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#5 - 2013-04-29 17:23:43 UTC
Calling it now; Erotica 1 is a James 315 alt.
Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
#6 - 2013-04-29 18:05:36 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Calling it now; Erotica 1 is a James 315 alt.


We all are. Even you.

www.everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com

Vote Sabriz Adoudel and Tora Bushido for CSMX. Keep the Evil in EVE!

Diesel Phumes
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-04-29 18:33:45 UTC
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.
Agent Trask
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-04-29 20:26:46 UTC
Diesel Phumes wrote:
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.


Tears collected.

Thank you.

Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code.

www.minerbumping.com

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#9 - 2013-04-29 22:49:17 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Calling it now; Erotica 1 is a James 315 alt.


Such a common assumption. But instead of repeating myself, perhaps I could direct you to this fabulous eve mining education website instead. My response to your call is in the comments.

Please do not send me 10m for a mining permit, as I am not a licensed vendor. However, if you wish to leave a tip, please add to my bounty. And thanks for playing.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2013-04-29 23:30:14 UTC
It's good to see wealthy people donating to good causes to help the entire community.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
#11 - 2013-04-30 09:20:36 UTC
Sound's like too much fun. This must be stopped!

 ♥ 

Reppyk
The Black Shell
#12 - 2013-04-30 09:59:07 UTC
Double my love !

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !

March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-04-30 11:14:04 UTC
(insert some low-rate trolling here)

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-04-30 12:01:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
I think I will just keep what I wanted to type to myself.

What a waste of ISK.

I am done with BU.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-04-30 14:01:02 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I am done with BU.

what is "BU"?

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

StoneCold
Unidentified Murderers and Young Hack Offenders
#16 - 2013-04-30 14:29:25 UTC  |  Edited by: StoneCold
Kane is probably refering to the 'Bowser-Unit'. A well known organisation of Super Mario players.

Does this make any sense?

EDIT:
he might also have refered to Beliigerent Undesireables - but that would just be funny.
Diesel Phumes
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-04-30 18:02:10 UTC
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.


Tears collected.

Thank you.



Run along little minion, master is calling.
Agent Trask
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-05-01 04:05:55 UTC
Diesel Phumes wrote:
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.


Tears collected.

Thank you.



Run along little minion, master is calling.


Even more tears.

Join the New Order, buy your permit today, and follow the code.

www.minerbumping.com

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#19 - 2013-05-01 08:34:28 UTC
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.


Tears collected.

Thank you.



Run along little minion, master is calling.


Even more tears.



Actually my friends, I think the tears are from those who cannot invest in the New Order because they don't have the isk to top me.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Diesel Phumes
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-05-01 13:52:23 UTC
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
Agent Trask wrote:
Diesel Phumes wrote:
LOL, you spent how long writing this thread?

Would you like for me to buy you a knee-board brah?

AHAHAHAHA.


Tears collected.

Thank you.



Run along little minion, master is calling.


Even more tears.


Well if you would ever like a shoulder to cry on I'm here for ya bud.
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