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Venezuelan great awesome "VERGATARIO"
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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2013-04-25 13:47:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
This is a venezuelan made phone called VERGATARIO , which means "optimal" by implying it is a big penis-like, thus awesome and super optimal in "venezuelan".

Laugh at people singing praises of the VERGATARIO

Also see a Venezuelan using a BB, Iphone and whatnot not working, but the VERGATARIO ... is SUPER AWESOME and works everywhere and everyone enjoys using it.

Don´t be afraid, USE THE VERGATARIO!

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2013-04-25 13:48:55 UTC
aww yeah, put it up to your face
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#3 - 2013-04-25 15:45:18 UTC
Its funny, mobiles are a commodity now and I cant really tell the difference in many respects. Its a small rectangular thing that lets me field calls and text message. Email client and browse the net.

They are a commodity for funneling internet Big smile

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#4 - 2013-04-25 16:35:16 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Its funny, mobiles are a commodity now and I cant really tell the difference in many respects. Its a small rectangular thing that lets me field calls and text message. Email client and browse the net.

They are a commodity for funneling internet Big smile


But the one you have is not ... A VERGATARIO !!!! Everybody wants one!

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#5 - 2013-04-25 16:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Brujo Loco wrote:
Kirjava wrote:
Its funny, mobiles are a commodity now and I cant really tell the difference in many respects. Its a small rectangular thing that lets me field calls and text message. Email client and browse the net.

They are a commodity for funneling internet Big smile


But the one you have is not ... A VERGATARIO !!!! Everybody wants one!

And now you know what a consumerist stampede looks like...

Edit:
Looks just like a Blackberry to me. One of their older models.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-04-25 16:42:02 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
This is a venezuelan made phone called VERGATARIO , which means "optimal" by implying it is a big *****-like, thus awesome and super optimal in "venezuelan".

Laugh at people singing praises of the VERGATARIO

Also see a Venezuelan using a BB, Iphone and whatnot not working, but the VERGATARIO ... is SUPER AWESOME and works everywhere and everyone enjoys using it.

Don´t be afraid, USE THE VERGATARIO!


After I read some of your posts the last days, I began to wonder why there is so much crime and violence in Venezuela.
Now, after seeing these guys in your video, I guess it all starts to make sense somehow...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-04-25 16:44:45 UTC
Venezuela is becoming more and more like Iran... just with Spanish than Farsi but equally as hot women.

This is not a knock on either, Persian girls are really freaking hot.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#8 - 2013-04-25 16:49:09 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Venezuela is becoming more and more like Iran... just with Spanish than Farsi but equally as hot women.

This is not a knock on either, Persian girls are really freaking hot.

Amen, brotha!
When in Bahrain, spent quite a lot of time at the clubs. Got invited to a private club, found they had good whiskey and some very hot ladies there, expatriots, who were quite happy to talk to this infidel and try some of their ideas about America on a real American.
Some misconceptions, including a few huge ones, but generally, they weren't far wrong. Better than the average American would do about Iran, I can assure you!

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-04-25 16:53:31 UTC
As a man marrying a Persian Jewish lady, you're preaching to the choir on that one. Blink

But it was more that Iran is claiming to invent new wonder tech on a weekly basis.... just like how Venezuela is becoming.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#10 - 2013-04-25 17:00:07 UTC
Graygor wrote:
As a man marrying a Persian Jewish lady, you're preaching to the choir on that one. Blink

But it was more that Iran is claiming to invent new wonder tech on a weekly basis.... just like how Venezuela is becoming.

Well, yes.

Though to give the Iranians their due, they are managing to put some nifty buffs on some of the technology they're buying. Pretty solid engineers, the Persians. None too shabby as science goes, either. Even with the leg-up they've been given / bought, developing a viable nuclear programme is not an easy task. Considering the pressure they're under, one has to give them props for how far they've come.

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#11 - 2013-04-26 17:33:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Brujo Loco
silens vesica wrote:
Graygor wrote:
As a man marrying a Persian Jewish lady, you're preaching to the choir on that one. Blink

But it was more that Iran is claiming to invent new wonder tech on a weekly basis.... just like how Venezuela is becoming.

Well, yes.

Though to give the Iranians their due, they are managing to put some nifty buffs on some of the technology they're buying. Pretty solid engineers, the Persians. None too shabby as science goes, either. Even with the leg-up they've been given / bought, developing a viable nuclear programme is not an easy task. Considering the pressure they're under, one has to give them props for how far they've come.


Also remember the two countries are linked FOREVER in joy , as their nukes carry Venezuelan URANIUM ... Ahhh ... and that´s just the tip of the iceberg :P

(Runs fast away from thread)


Edit: for basis, a while ago a colombian general denounced the infamous (down here anyway) bike "factory" that was secretly processing raw uranium for Iran in Venezuelan soil ... look around. Big smile

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