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1am, its story time!

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ice semple
Anime Houjin
Silver Dragonz
#1 - 2013-03-23 05:18:21 UTC  |  Edited by: ice semple
Once upon a time, some Dragonz thought it would be a cool idea to play eve so off they went to play. They spent their first years as a simple corp out mining and mission running. They wanted more and used their webs of contact to land them in Providence space. After a few months, they found that it just wasn't for them. NRDS doesn't work in a game where neutrals are a common enemy. So they packed back up and returned to where they came from, Molden Heath.

Upon arriving, they decided they didn't like living in high security space full time and wanted more. They moved to what is known as a High Security space island, where you must go through low sec to reach. All was fine and good for the first while. The Dragonz were making friends and all was well. Then one day, the dragonz got a fun idea, "lets scare the **** out of people in faction warfare complexes for giggles'. They were then kindly informed by the local Coalition of Anti-pirates known as Electus Matari that they were in violation of their Anti-pirate protocol for entering their complex without being a part of faction warfare. Without any proof on the matter, they set the dragon men red. All was still okay, these guys had very little pull on the places that the dragonz lived so they thought nothing of it. They lived as a Non Hostile Dont Shoot (NHDS) alliance for a few months. One day, the dragonz decided that is was boring being NHDS and decided to switch to NBSI. All was still good, there didn't seem to be much going on anyway and it was nice being able to get some kills for the dragon men.

Then one day, some mining barges were being a pain to the dragon men and the dragon men decided to have fun with them and bumped them with a mach. The barges then brought out their own mach to bump back. This was only the beginning. It was found out that the locals had set the dragonz red for bumping the mining barges, which both sides took part in, and for killing people that were deemed neutral. In an attempt to fix the issues, the dragon men initiated diplomatic relations with the leaders of the local coalition, HELM Alliance. After a long talk with the head diplomat, the dragon men decided to at least switch back to their NHDS Rules of Engagment while patiently waiting to see a change in local attitude. Many words and promises were made to the dragon men in return for keeping their NHDS ROE. Then the lies started to happen...

A few days later the dragonz were contacted by HELM diplomats with an extreme attitude over the bumping incident with the barges. The dragonz tried to be reasonable as the event had happened nearly a month before then and tried to give them their word that it wouldn't happen again. The diplos were having none of it and forced the handing over of logs. They were then told to wait for 2-5 days for the coalition to discuss and that they would get back to them. 3 weeks passed, and the dragonz hear nothing except for a message that there was going to be an attempt to get the COA/EM to remove the dragonz red status. The Dragonz did everything in their power to try and further relationships with the island folk, unaware of what was about to happen.

One simple day in mid February the dragonz were on routine patrol when they were attacked by some players that lived on the island. They respectively set them red and killed them when they saw them. All was fine until one day out of the blue, the dragons find one of their research POSs under attack... by HELM? Surely this must be some mistake. They attempted to open diplomatic talks with HELM to find out what happened but was completely ignored. After talking to the locals, the dragon men were kindly informed that HELM declared them pirates, liars, and spreading of propaganda. The dragonz were not happy about never receiving any notice or anything. They later found out that they were declared pirates for attacking the very people that had previously attacked and were already set red, but since HELM did not know about this they saw it as a neutral kill.

At this point, the dragon men decided they had enough. They wanted to see HELM pay, even if it meant playing the bad guy now. After the killing of 1 Fleet Issue tempest, 1 850m pod that was suspect flag afk on a gate, and 2 of the HELM Hound's, the dragonz switched back to their NBSI play style and began setting up gate camps all over the paths off the island. But the fun doesn't stop there. It had been nearly 2 months since the Dragonz contacted HELM and HELM made promises. Promises that never happened. The Dragonz were lied to. It was found that the bumping incident was of no actual interest to the parties involved and it was HELM that blew it out of proportion. It was also found that they had lied to the entire APB/COA about the Dragonz and managed to paint the dragonz as liars, deceptive, and killers of neutrals.

After more talks with the locals, it was found that HELM lied to many of the locals. It was also found that some of the locals were threatened into setting the dragonz red or face being set red themselves, that the dragonz were in bad faith, and that the dragonz were guilty by association simply because they have Real Life friends that are in big alliances such as EXE, TEST, GOONS, LAWN, and Darkspawn.

Just a few days ago, the Dragonz succeeded in attacking HELM assets just to prove a point. Afterwords, the dragonz found an uncloaked Rapier sitting afk on the asset that was attacked. After successfully taking it out, the dragonz mascot, who constantly explodes, was killed in an Atron and empty pod in battle. HELM members then began to act extremely proud of the kill, going as far as to find the dragon men and link the Atron and empty pod like it was a glorious kill.

The dragonz, left with no alternative, continue to fight against very large odds. What should they do? Should they move? Should they keep fighting? Should they seek help? The dragonz really wish to win back the locals..
JAF Anders
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-03-23 06:10:18 UTC
They should post in other forums. This seems like the wrong place for... this.

The pursuit of excellence and stabbed plexing alts.

ice semple
Anime Houjin
Silver Dragonz
#3 - 2013-03-23 06:16:55 UTC
JAF Anders wrote:
They should post in other forums. This seems like the wrong place for... this.

I wasn't quite sure. since this also includes kill brags and stuff like that. I wanted to include images of the kills in the post but character limits >.<
Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
#4 - 2013-03-23 07:30:46 UTC
[x] weekend
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#5 - 2013-03-23 11:13:00 UTC
Oh, the MH island dwellers are still terribadbears. More news at 11 ! Blink

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
CODE.
#6 - 2013-03-23 12:08:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Adoulin
Where the hell is the freaky reptile sexx0rs? You have this great story of treachery, deceit, lies, counter-lies, and backstabbery.

Where the hell are the hot dragon girls? Where is the slash fic?

Also, needs more Cannibal Kane.

Or at least some hair tips from him.

*munches popcron, downs more Quafe*

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
#7 - 2013-03-23 12:48:10 UTC
Lost me after ....once.....and seeing a wall of text. P

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

ice semple
Anime Houjin
Silver Dragonz
#8 - 2013-03-23 16:03:04 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Lost me after ....once.....and seeing a wall of text. P

It does say its story time... doesnt it?


Also, we can oblige for the sexy hot reptiles and dragon girls. Contact Tauren Tom... he will get you set up.
browniesftw
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#9 - 2013-03-23 16:10:37 UTC
that **** semple killed more of our assets in my talwar last night than helm has so far :(
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#10 - 2013-03-23 16:11:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Tauren Tom
The Dragon Girlz are all mine...

Corinari! HUP HUP HUP!

BTW, I was at PAX East yesterday and freaked a few EvE devs out :)
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-03-23 22:43:13 UTC
it's good writing, but the subject material is borrring =(

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.

SaltyandSweet
Heretic Army
NullSechnaya Sholupen
#12 - 2013-03-23 23:15:32 UTC
i thought it was a fantastic read, and imho if you can get A LIL MORE HELP id say keep fighting the good fight.

Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE!

ice semple
Anime Houjin
Silver Dragonz
#13 - 2013-03-24 01:23:04 UTC
This is a reply I got from HELM shortly after today :P

"And yeah you didn't notify us as you should have per your own "-SD- standards." And just cos you "don't check your killboards because of RL and being a student with Mid-terms" is just a lame excuse for being confronted by the fact that you're not a responsible and competent alliance leader. If you were you would do a quick daily check and handle any issues, or have someone delegated to do so, it takes a minute or two at most. Finally, on this excuse, if you log into the game, then RL is left at the log-in. "
Eight Two
SWIFT Inc.
#14 - 2013-03-24 07:34:28 UTC
3/10 because of islandbears going at each other in a fairly tale.

However:

Will there be a happy end?

Will the OP at the end of the fairly tale marry HELM?

And which HELM is it going to be? FriedHELM, WilHELM, ...?


Massive cliffhangers right there. Need moar plot !!!1!!one!!
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#15 - 2013-03-24 23:03:15 UTC
There shall be no peace. Only destruction as has been deemed fair for poking us :)
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
Natasha Maraska
A Lite in the Darkness
#16 - 2013-03-30 16:48:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Natasha Maraska
Tauren Tom wrote:
There shall be no peace. Only destruction as has been deemed fair for poking us :)

Wait. There's a "Poke"button!?! Lol

A good read though. Makes me want to move down and get blowed up a few times!

Edit: Typing fail and the realization:
Dragonz vs. HELM....

Helm is a type of armor, used by knights.
Knights fight dragons.
HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS COMING!!!?!?!?!?

(I know, it's a bit of a stretch, but anywho, carry on!)
Galan Amarias
Kantian Principle
#17 - 2013-03-31 19:18:08 UTC
I am surprised you pent so much time trying to play nice. Burn the island, kill them, kill them all.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#18 - 2013-03-31 22:31:27 UTC
Loved it. Talk to my ceo. We love to go on null roams, we can make something out of it.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

Robinton Jax
Origin.
Black Legion...
#19 - 2013-04-01 01:28:35 UTC
Not taking sides....but I want this in story book fashion with illistrations heh.
Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
Silver Dragonz
#20 - 2013-04-01 01:41:04 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
Loved it. Talk to my ceo. We love to go on null roams, we can make something out of it.



Give Rosk my regards as a fellow CV
In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues
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