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What race would win a football tourny.
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Fredric Wolf
Black Sheep Down
Tactical Narcotics Team
#1 - 2013-02-13 17:42:29 UTC
I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.
Ronix Aideron
Zymurgy Corp.
#2 - 2013-02-13 18:01:03 UTC
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?

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Fredric Wolf
Black Sheep Down
Tactical Narcotics Team
#3 - 2013-02-13 18:03:41 UTC
soccer
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-02-13 18:17:49 UTC
Minmatar will whoop *** at any kind of sport...

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Corey Fumimasa
CFM Salvage
#5 - 2013-02-13 18:18:44 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Minmatar will whoop *** at any kind of sport...


Not if they have to use numbers to keep score.
Markku Laaksonen
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-02-13 18:20:36 UTC
The Minmatar are naturally more athletic.

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#7 - 2013-02-13 18:20:38 UTC
Amarr would win of course because they breed big black slaves on Vitoc for all the positions except quarterback
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Whitehound
#8 - 2013-02-13 18:23:47 UTC
American football: Gallente, because they can somewhat tank, fly fast and hit hard. Amarr fits the shoe, too, but are better at defence.

Soccer: Minmatar, because it is a sport pretty much without any contact.

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Skorpynekomimi
#9 - 2013-02-13 18:26:25 UTC
Minmatar, because they're tougher and used to taking hits.

Generally, the amarr, being wusses, would be beaten in the first game, and forced to retire. The gallente, being french, would surrender to the caldari capitalists, who then would be outperformed by the minmatar.

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Aracimia Wolfe
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-02-13 18:26:34 UTC
Amarr would win naturally. As it is our divine right and decreed by the gods. Silly heathens.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2013-02-13 18:42:32 UTC
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?


Soccer is football, American football is handegg. Who would win? the one that brings the most firepower.

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Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-02-13 18:44:05 UTC
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?

Sorry, majority rules, it's football Big smile
Dessau
The Scope
#13 - 2013-02-13 18:52:56 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Minmatar will whoop *** at any kind of sport...

Dat fast-twitch muscle fiber...
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#14 - 2013-02-13 18:53:17 UTC
Goons, probably. Maybe the Russians. They would RMT the refs, and distract you with bikini cheerleaders.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2013-02-13 18:55:42 UTC
Its a tough call. All i know for sure is that I cant see any amarrians yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"

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Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#16 - 2013-02-13 18:58:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Eli Green
Minmatar at any sport for obvious reasons, caldari next, gallente and amarrian people doing physical activities*? lol

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Tubrug1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-02-13 19:11:13 UTC
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean real Football or the gay sport called handegg?


Fixed.

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Montevius Williams
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-13 19:15:38 UTC
Gallente. They'd just buy the best players money could buy. They would be like the Yankees.

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Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#19 - 2013-02-13 19:41:55 UTC
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?

I am confused. Do you mean Football or Hand-Egg?

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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-02-13 20:07:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
Amarr are the best race in everything, they'd take this.
First race to achieve space travel.
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They also have fanatical superslaves in an attempt to make lesser races "Amarr-grade".
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