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A higher state of pod consciousness - drug/booster specialists and smugglers NEEDED

Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#1 - 2012-11-15 15:40:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz is one of few corporations that specialise in the distribution and sale of boosters. Booster dealing in EVE has many myths and misconceptions, and is a niche industry that very rarely gets talked about or one that many players get involved in.

Over the years our members have been quietly traversing the space ways throughout Empire and 0.0, dodging blockades, pirates and customs officials, to meet customers in quiet stations and hand over whatever illicit substances they were seeking.

As well as dealers we are looking for pilots who specialise or want to specialise in Exploration, COSMOS, gas mining in low-sec and 0.0 life. You'll need to use what ever stealth and cunning you have to survive. But sometimes you'll be the one behind a gun. All in the name of defending the pursuit of happiness!


Es and Whizz initially began selling drugs to agent runners who required them to complete lucrative offers. This was before the Loyalty Point store was introduced. Once combat boosters technology was released this became our primary activity and required a shift from just trading and combat, to industry as well. Together we have delivered to hundreds of customers, seen tens of thousands of drugs pass through our hands and billions of ISK enter our wallets. We have a full production chain and have pilots regularly out across New Eden delivering drugs to their clients.

Our initial home was the Great Wildlands, but we've been nomadic, and lived in Derelik, Wicked Creek, Curse, Feythabolis, Fountain and Solitude over the years. Recently we've moved to low-sec Metropolis to base our activity near a number of lucrative gas resources and the fact that Solitude was living up-to it's name too much..

The Present and the Future

After some excellent leadership our production process is highly efficient and optimised. We are looking to increase our membership to 100 active members and build up the dealing community after a quieter couple of years.

What You Can Expect

  • We have a fair payment system so that all pilots involved in the drug production and delivery chain get a fair and equal cut of the profit made.
  • We have a strong network of capable friends and allies.
  • Excellent ISK opportunities for low and mid-level pilots with low entry skill point requirements.
  • Experienced players to offer help and advice.


  • Members should refrain from discussion on GalNet forums about ourselves, allies and enemies.
  • To behave in the spirit of the corp. e.g. no smack, no forum whoring, discreet but friendly.
  • To be able to take initiative to advance our industry and organisation.
  • Pilots to want to sell/produce drugs and/or mine gas.


We are looking for competent individuals with a mature attitude and sociable nature. Skill points are good but not essential, however a minimum of 3 months experience is need.

Pilots need to have good business sense, be able to remain cool in dangerous situations, and be prepared to fly extensively in hostile low sec and 0.0 areas. Socialising and communicating with the other inhabitants of New Eden is strongly encouraged and is a fundamental part of a good smugglers work.

All pilots are expected to have some interest in combat and at the least be comfortable with outmanoeuvring hostiles and escaping safely.


Apply here.

Join channel ingame:
RELAX - Recruitment

Jita Drug Smuggling run -
Outlaws of Eve -
E-On Alliance Profile - (page 54/55)
Pleasure Tower Hotel -
Combat Booster Pioneers -
Rico's Roughnecks.
#2 - 2012-11-15 23:32:06 UTC

It is what we do best
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#3 - 2012-11-16 15:38:00 UTC
Apoctasy, I agree.
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#4 - 2012-11-18 23:43:19 UTC
Got some recruits on the cards, but still looking for more. So drop by our channel if interested and want a chat.

Andrea Skye
Rico's Roughnecks.
#5 - 2012-11-19 17:43:10 UTC
The first one was free, after that I was hooked. Now I spend all my Jobseekers allowence on drugs from these guys. Sometimes I even steal from my parents just to get that extra hit. They always deliver on time and I am never far from my next high.

Life is good.
Antwerpse Kerels
#6 - 2012-11-20 13:01:39 UTC
Best dealers around nowadays :) If you always wanted to be a dealer, these are the pro's
#7 - 2012-11-20 13:13:50 UTC
Another satisfied customer, been looking long and hard to find such caliber dealers, highly recommended and if you are looking to jump into the dealing process there is no one better.
Asakura Manji
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#8 - 2012-11-21 12:50:32 UTC
I've used these guys for all my booster needs for over a year, and never been unsatisfied.

Fast service, good price, always professional.
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#9 - 2012-11-22 19:06:26 UTC
Positions still open. Thanks for the interest so far.

Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#10 - 2012-11-23 20:24:28 UTC
daily bump
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#11 - 2012-11-29 09:34:19 UTC
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#12 - 2012-12-08 16:45:13 UTC
Recruitment still open
Cylon Drifter Zylex
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-12-10 23:07:12 UTC
First - Hedonistic Imperative, congrats on the successful Jita trip.
Second - ZamZumah, I got a real kick out of the "Fear and Loathing in LasVegas" quotes at the end, another great job.
Look forward to talking more ingame, if you don't get my "Eve Mail", hopefully you will see this and contact me %-)
Keep up the good work, hope to help.
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#14 - 2013-01-13 22:16:14 UTC
Still hiring pilots, old and new
Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#15 - 2013-01-15 13:29:45 UTC
#16 - 2013-01-15 18:40:51 UTC
Bump for an epic alliance.

o/ masu
Mr Someguy
Borderland Associates
#17 - 2013-01-21 21:52:21 UTC
On behalf of a satisfied client I would like to compliment this corporation for a smooth, professional and sound deal. You just made yourselves a prospect business partner. Well earned, I should add.

CEO of Borderland Associates

Zam Zumah
Es and Whizz
Hedonistic Imperative
#18 - 2013-02-04 16:39:52 UTC
Still open, drop by "RELAX - Recruitment" for a chat
Mr Someguy
Borderland Associates
#19 - 2013-02-22 14:04:15 UTC
Once again, I would like to express a client's gratitude for a professional and smooth deal. I can vouch for my client's decision to call this company a "preferred customer" in this particularly delicate market. Well deserved, I should add.

CEO of Borderland Associates