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Real Life Space Drama, NASA sneaks man on Mars.

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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-11-15 04:49:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
The internet revealed this to me... What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/1746/conspiracynv.jpg

But even more shocking...

Sheldon Cooper was bald?!
http://i.imgur.com/1TVpO.jpg

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-11-15 04:52:21 UTC
They sent him to go find bigfoot

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324800,00.html

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Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#3 - 2012-11-15 04:55:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Roll Sizzle Beef
What am I suppose to be seeing other than the ChemCam?
Also, EvE related how.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#4 - 2012-11-15 04:55:04 UTC
Moving this from General Discussion to Out of Pod Experience.

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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#5 - 2012-11-15 10:23:47 UTC
I too am a spherical object with a cylindrical head that has wires sticking out of it.

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Borascus
#6 - 2012-11-15 11:07:06 UTC
Firstly; http://www.space.com/14876-astronaut-spaceflight-vision-problems.html

Secondly, the lack of realistic gravity systems (such as Tensar cables applying force to limbs to prevent muscular atrophy) catering for Bone Marrow debilitates the formation of red blood cells and causes osteoporosis a method that should be attempted in this respect is to apply the tensar strips, and use different polarities of electromagnet at the ceiling and floor space, with cobalt/iron/nickel plates underneath the moonboot-esque tie in for the tensar strips. With the right strength the bone marrow may be less affected.

However, the experiment to find out would require geo-stationary studies on a box with a bar magnet and iron fillings, which is watched as the Moon and Sun affect it's filling concentration/deviation.


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Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2012-11-15 12:34:26 UTC
So first guy on mars is Solid Snake??
Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2012-11-15 15:15:59 UTC
Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:
What am I suppose to be seeing other than the ChemCam?
Also, EvE related how.
eh, someone had to take the picture of the robot, dunno why the outline though ...Cool

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2012-11-16 00:00:44 UTC
Why are we debating about this? That is obviously a desert set on a soundstage. The mars landing has been faked! Thats no alien..its a space station! Get these mutha******* aliens off my mutha******* plane!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#10 - 2012-11-16 01:06:47 UTC
It can only be one of the miniature men the reptilian shapeshifters keep as slaves. Shocked

No other explanation makes sense.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2012-11-16 18:30:08 UTC
Duh-uh! Roll Everybody knows the Illuminati have an underground base on Mars. Stocked with everything needed for a luxurious life after the asteroid hits the Earth. Over 59% of the Earth's GDP goes to supporting it.
CCP Falcon
#12 - 2012-11-16 18:40:42 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Duh-uh! Roll Everybody knows the Illuminati have an underground base on Mars.


Confirming this is where the EVE Illuminati run our live events from Cool


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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#13 - 2012-11-17 08:46:37 UTC
Interesting, I see something else considerably more intriguing, (potentially), than an inverted reflection of some kind of equipment: http://i.imgur.com/D2n7q.jpg

Some of it, I've pointed out, (and it's pretty obvious), while the stuff I've enveloped, you'll have to determine for yourself.
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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#14 - 2012-11-17 08:52:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Mars Theran
Borascus wrote:
Firstly; http://www.space.com/14876-astronaut-spaceflight-vision-problems.html

Secondly, the lack of realistic gravity systems (such as Tensar cables applying force to limbs to prevent muscular atrophy) catering for Bone Marrow debilitates the formation of red blood cells and causes osteoporosis a method that should be attempted in this respect is to apply the tensar strips, and use different polarities of electromagnet at the ceiling and floor space, with cobalt/iron/nickel plates underneath the moonboot-esque tie in for the tensar strips. With the right strength the bone marrow may be less affected.

However, the experiment to find out would require geo-stationary studies on a box with a bar magnet and iron fillings, which is watched as the Moon and Sun affect it's filling concentration/deviation.


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I guess they never considered that trying to distinguish detail on the Earth and other distant objects from space could cause severe eye strain. Stick a person in a room with 8 feet of visual depth for 28 days, then bring them out and see if they can define detail at a distance greater than 50 feet.

Also, trying to work on something extra-vehicular with that helmet, in that light.. Something that requires attention to detail. Like staring at a CRT television with bad color and trying to play BF3 on it from 2 feet away I imagine.
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Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#15 - 2012-11-21 15:18:06 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:
I too am a spherical object with a cylindrical head that has wires sticking out of it.

Imagine, if you will, a spherical cow of uniform density.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#16 - 2012-11-22 15:47:12 UTC
I mean ... besides the tiny little black man in the cabin, who took the pic? Shocked

Tho I admit I saw it earlier in IMGUR ...

Lol

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Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#17 - 2012-11-23 09:06:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Cutter Isaacson
Mars Theran wrote:
Interesting, I see something else considerably more intriguing, (potentially), than an inverted reflection of some kind of equipment: http://i.imgur.com/D2n7q.jpg

Some of it, I've pointed out, (and it's pretty obvious), while the stuff I've enveloped, you'll have to determine for yourself.



Those are some nice little arrows and boxes you've drawn, well done you. No idea why you drew them, but have a gold star anyway Big smile

I should probably point out the other glaring thing that seems to have been missed regarding this picture.

Who took it? Because I'm not seeing anywhere the camera could be attached to the rover.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.

Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#18 - 2012-11-23 09:17:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Terminal Insanity
What the picture fails to point out is perhaps the most critical evidence, in the lower left corner, footprints can be seen.

Also, this was just confirmed by the AssociatedPress. Apparently there was some worries about selecting/lotto'ing a group of astronauts from several different backgrounds, but NASA wanted the first man to be an American, just like the Moon was.

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Cutter Isaacson
DEDSEC SAN FRANCISCO
#19 - 2012-11-23 09:22:30 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
What the picture fails to point out is perhaps the most critical evidence, in the lower left corner, footprints can be seen.

Also, this was just confirmed by the AssociatedPress. Apparently there was some worries about selecting/lotto'ing a group of astronauts from several different backgrounds, but NASA wanted the first man to be an American, just like the Moon was.



If you honestly believe those are footprints, I have a bridge I think you might like to buy. Those are scoop marks dear boy, from the sampling tools that Curiosity carries, it scoops up samples for analysis in the on-board laboratory.

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." Elim Garak.