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Dragons My A*se!

Author
Evylinn
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-09-27 10:04:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Evylinn
Knee deep in the remains for yet another recently despatched foe Evylinn had an epiphany.
‘I fkin hate dragons’
She could remember the time when standing shoulder to shoulder with her trusty comrades (and a few she wouldn’t trust as far as she could throw them), would fill her with pride and a feeling of accomplishment. When the sight and sounds of Azeroth filled her with wonder.
‘I need to get out of this sh*t. It’s getting so old! Time to move on’

Her time in Azeroth had been fun but it was becoming so repetitive. She was damn sure she had killed this same dragon at least half a dozen times before. She yearned for a real challenge. Something that was completely different. Something more real, somewhere a billion milled away from Azeroth.

She opened one of her many 22 slot back packs and again wondered how the hell she was able to carry all this sh*t without the aid a fork lift truck!
‘They’re in here somewhere’ she thought as she rumbled around among the assorted armour, weapons, Motorcycles, woolly mammoths, and other implausible cr*p before she eventually found what she was looking for.

It was over a year since she had last worn them. They were looking a little grubby and didn’t quite fit. The ruby slippers were more valuable to her than any of the purple epic boots of stompiness rubbish she was lugging around with her.

Removing her dragon entrail encrusted boots she put on the slippers. As she did so a sentence flashed through her brain. Without thinking she spoke the words out loud while clicking the heals of the ruby slippers 3 times.

“There’s no Home like Space!”

She awoke in a dull room. Looking around she quickly reasoned that not only was this not Azeroth the place but it also wasn’t Azeroth the time! She was surrounded by technology. It wasn’t unfamiliar to her. Previous incarnations had spanned thousands of years of civilisation. She had fought with swords, guns, magic spells, tanks, jet fighters….Technology wasn’t new. But this did appear to be a very advanced time period.
‘Good!’ She thought. At least it meant she could stop talking like a tw*t. All that thou, thee, thyn, bollox was verily getting on her nerves.

Upon finding a mirror in the cramped room she was relieved to find she was still female. In more than one previous incarnation she had been male and on a few occasions she wasn’t even sure but this time she was definitely female. Not bad looking either, if a little severe.

A little more investigating and things slowly became clear. Space! She was in space. Damn! She hadn’t been in space since the Freelancer days many many years ago. This was going to be cool!

A corridor lead off from what she assumed was her quarters. At the end of it was a hanger bay. And floating there in space was…was….What the fk is that! She though! And was startled when a voice answered her thought.

“This is your ship” a female voice echoed through the hanger.

“And you are?” Asked Evylinn, even though she knew the answer. She had been here before many times. This was going to be the start of yet another learning curve and something told her this one was going to be steep.

“I am your tutorial agent my name is Sorilen Aseri”

“Thought so. Ok lets het this over with”
Evylinn
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-09-27 10:06:16 UTC
4 months later

Evylinn could feel her heart thundering in her chest. It had been just another Worm Hole. Nothing special. She had explored many and had learned the hard way how stay safe in these things. But she had become complacent. After thoroughly mapping the system in her cloaked Buzzard frigate she had brought the heavy guns in to do the dirty work. Her Drake battle cruiser performed admirably as it always did. She couldn’t blame her ship for this current predicament. It had been her lack of attention to the Dscan that had missed the small gang of pirates now pummelling her. These weren’t the locals either. They were capsuleers. Far more cunning, fierce and damn right meaner than the half witted local bumpkins.

This wasn’t the first time she had been on the end of capsuleer pirate guns and missiles and she had quickly learned to keep her clone up to date. But something was different this time. Death is a good teacher and she had managed to avoid pirates for a good few months now and in that time she had been studying how to fit her ship as well as avoid the pirates. She had also earned enough to fit the best modules and her old Drake was standing up well to the hammering it was taking. They were flying very fast Frigates, Rifters and Punishers. The last time she has been accosted by a gang of this size two months previous she hadn’t even have time to see what kind of ships they were before she was waking up in a fresh body.

This time her defences were holding up much better and she was returning fire. Her missiles were not doing as much damage as they were capable of due to the speed if the pirate ships. If only she had a web. Still, the damage was consistent and the shields of the frigate she was targeting soon gave way. Her 4 Hobgoblin drones (she had lost one to the locals) were doing little damage but they were drawing fire away from her. If only she could hold out long enough to get through the armour. She was in no doubt that she was going to die in the next 10 minutes but she was also determined to take one of these bastards with her this time. Something that she had never considered even as a possibility before today.

Adreneline surged through her body as she desperately tried to micro manage the ships direction, speed, drones and modules while also keeping an eye on the quickly diminishing armour of the frigate she was targeting. Another few seconds and she would be into the ships structure. Her own shields where now teetering on the 30% mark. If they got much lower she would be done for. Thousands of calculations flashed through her consciousness as she desperately tried to find ways to reduce the damage she was taking while increasing the damage she was dishing out.

Just when she thought she was about to penetrate the armour of the frigate it turned and fled. Damn! There was no way she could follow and keep it in range. And her own shields were now gone. She watched helplessly as her last drone exploded in a white phosphorous flash. Her mind clawed desperately for a solution but there was nothing she could do. Resigned she waited for the inevitable conclusion.

Back in her quarters she reviewed battle. She should have been carrying a web. She should have targeted the cruisers first. They were slower and doing more Damage. She should have paid more attention the Dscan if the first place. She needed to get better drones learn how to control them better. Maybe use ECM drones next time. Hundreds of thoughts and ideas on how she could have done better. One thought dominated them all though. The rush she had felt when for those few seconds when she thought she might get her first capsuleer pirate kill was overwhelming.

And she needed to feel that again.

“Dragons my arse” she thought as she scanned the data files on her console for the information she needed.

“Rifters Rifters Rifters Ah…here we are!”


Ninamina Dracosu
Ephyra
#3 - 2011-10-01 07:23:59 UTC
interesting story. more soon please.