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HELP INTAKI CHILDREN - Have your Portrait done!

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#1 - 2011-09-23 23:44:14 UTC
Hello everyone,

I am a teacher working with the poor disabled children of the families working on Intaki Syndicate Stations. In these economic times our funding is hitting frighteningly low levels and I am at risk of having to leave for more stable work.

I am reaching out to the community to come and help me work with these wonderful young people.

For every donation of 50m isk one of the children will paint a lovingly hand-crafted painting of your portrait. This could be yours, or someone you wish to make a gift for.

As an opener, I submit to you a wonderful depiction created by one of my dear children, Merrill Howard Kailin.

http://i.imgur.com/ERDrh.jpg

We work from photographs because we understand how busy your time is. This is not some cheap modern automated service, each painting is lovingly hand brushed. Just look at the detail!

Consider this an investment opportunity. Fine art only increases with time.

Please consider having your portrait done or these children will be let down.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

The Apostle
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-09-24 00:46:39 UTC
50m isk. Isn't that the equivalent cost of a gfx package registration that will do that for you?

Your clever plot has been foiled.

PS: The less Gallente kids that make it to anything more than cannon fodder, the better.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#3 - 2011-09-24 00:50:06 UTC
I assure you these children are not ever going to be fit to pilot ships, bless em. As also stated, these are unique and hand painted works of art. If you cannot afford 50m isk in this day and age then I recommend you spend the ISK on some food or bills.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Darth Skorpius
352 Industries
#4 - 2011-09-24 00:53:34 UTC
sorry, im busy saving for a tengu
The Apostle
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-09-24 00:54:56 UTC
OK, here ya go Kitty.

You do my portrait and I'll pay 4 times the price. 200m

I just wanna get those Gallente kids into spaceships so we got more to shoot at. Disabled? Bah. Spend the money on R&D and work out how to get wheelchairs into a pod. Lol

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Morganta
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
#6 - 2011-09-24 01:01:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Morganta
reported for begging

you should be ashamed sploiting little nappy headed chilluns
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#7 - 2011-09-24 01:24:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Kitty McKitty
Morganta this is a SERVICE, not begging. Thank you for your concern though.

The Apostle, your piece is ready, albeit awaiting final payment. Think of the children!

The Apostle, preview

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#8 - 2011-09-24 01:30:43 UTC
Morganta imagine a fine portrait hanging in the captains quarters of your loved one.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

The Apostle
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-09-24 01:34:54 UTC
HAHAHAHA ROFL LMAO etc..... doh....

/me checks out his portrait and sees "Sam Pie". Googles Sam Pie and is even more confused. Wtf is Sam Pie? Is Kitty taking the **** out of The Apostle? Is this some quaint Americanism lost on most of the world?

/me gets a sober person to look at image and they see "Sample"

Money goes to?

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Effrafax of Wug
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-09-24 01:35:19 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
Morganta imagine a fine portrait hanging in the captains quarters of your loved one.


That would be against the EULA, reported.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#11 - 2011-09-24 01:40:17 UTC
@ The Apostle, DO NOT SEND TO SAM PIE! He is not trusted with money after the last Tobacco and Spirits fiasco. Send to me thankyou.

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

The Apostle
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-09-24 01:52:33 UTC
200m sent.

"Reason: Get disabled Intaki kids into ships. Now"

PS: Will Kitty McKitty become famous as an artist and I can say "I was first"......
PPS: Or will Kitty McKitty do a runner and I can say "I was last".......
PPPS: I can at least say, "I was there"..... ftw

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#13 - 2011-09-24 01:59:39 UTC
You can most certainly say you were there! Big smile

Thank you kindly, your encouragement that even the most challenged people should be encouraged to become brave pilots is heartwarming and we will be arranging a class trip to Domain as a special treat.

Enjoy your painting ♥

The Apostle

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

Karbowiak
The League Of Unwanted Capsuleers
Unwanted Attention.
#14 - 2011-09-24 02:00:26 UTC
Can you do a sort of "last supper" thing with me in the center?

Don't care who you put on the sides, be it disabled intaki children, or some minmatar in slave chains Lol
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#15 - 2011-09-24 02:03:50 UTC
Karbowiak wrote:
Can you do a sort of "last supper" thing with me in the center?

Don't care who you put on the sides, be it disabled intaki children, or some minmatar in slave chains Lol


This is rather tempting to be honest. Let me see :P

Haviing your portrait painted here helps INTAKI Disabled Children ♥

The Apostle
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-09-24 02:08:33 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Quote:
You can most certainly say you were there!

Thank you kindly, your encouragement that even the most challenged people should be encouraged to become brave pilots is heartwarming and we will be arranging a class trip to Domain as a special treat.

Enjoy your painting ♥


Hope the poor little sods have a nice day.

/me presses F10 looking for the route the bus will take.

Nah... I thoroughly recommend this service. Cool

FYI: If it's "The Last Supper", the centre char has already been done.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Karbowiak
The League Of Unwanted Capsuleers
Unwanted Attention.
#17 - 2011-09-24 02:10:17 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Quote:
You can most certainly say you were there!

Thank you kindly, your encouragement that even the most challenged people should be encouraged to become brave pilots is heartwarming and we will be arranging a class trip to Domain as a special treat.

Enjoy your painting ♥


Hope the poor little sods have a nice day.

/me presses F10 looking for the route the bus will take.

Nah... I thoroughly recommend this service. Cool

FYI: If it's "The Last Supper", the centre char has already been done.


dammit.. i need to be more original then..

i'll be back ! Sad
The Apostle
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-09-24 02:18:10 UTC
Quote:
FYI: If it's "The Last Supper", the centre char has already been done.

dammit.. i need to be more original then..

i'll be back


Ever read/see The Da Vinci Code?

Maybe Kitty McKitty can sit next to me... Shocked

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

Julia Reeve
The Tina Turner Fanclub
#19 - 2011-09-24 08:31:38 UTC
50 mil send, redo Morganta plz

-------- Walking Sux --------

St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2011-09-24 09:50:11 UTC
This is brilliant.
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