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Xenuria Loses CSM Election!

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Largo Coronet
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-03-24 18:18:21 UTC
CONTROLLING OUR GAEM

This is my signature. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

Someday, this signature may save my life.

Xenuria
#22 - 2012-03-24 18:23:57 UTC
The point of running for CSM was to win and then use my position to accomplish my platform.

However in an unexpected development it appears CCP will be doing what i wanted them to do anyway.

This negates the need for me to be on the CSM.

Mittani has alot of work ahead of him.
If he is remotely consistent he will do everything in his power to undo what ccp announced as plans for the future.

He will try to get CCP to stop working on gender options, direct x 11, ship paint, etc...
Just like he forced them to stop work on incarna. However this time he will NOT succed. In fact I promise you he will not even make any meaningful attempt to undo what CCP has set into place with regaurds to what I mentioned above.

There is NOTHING he can do.
No choice can he make that would result in me not getting what I desire.

The most powerful politician in New Eden is also the most powerless.
At the peak height of what he perceives as his victory he is actually at the lowest depths of his own self defeating mentality.
Xenuria
#23 - 2012-03-24 18:30:06 UTC
Phase 2:

During Phase two of my plans the Mittani will be on his way to a CSM meeting and suddenly I will ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!
His eyes will glow hot pink and all his facial hair will fall out.
He will sit down at a table with the other members of the CSM and one of them will question his eyes and sudden lack of goonesk facial hair. He will turn sharply and glare at this person who will then suddenly have glowing hot pink eyes and the meeting will continue as normal.

Phase 3:

During Phase 3 I will ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of CCP. I will do this by means of direct Line of Sight Indoctrination. The Mittani and the rest of the CSM will be indoctrinated by my man on the inside. The mere mention of my name by this person will allow me to control the people who hear it. This person will repeat as needed.

Phase 4:

**** Girls in Space!
Sentinel Eeex
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-03-24 18:33:44 UTC
Hey guys, I won even if I lost
Pirokobo
Alternative Royal Dynamics
RAZOR Alliance
#25 - 2012-03-24 18:36:13 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
I lost guys...

My plan did not work....

Or did it.


No.

No, it didn't work.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#26 - 2012-03-24 18:46:46 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
By receiving literally fifty times more votes that did Xenuria, the democracy-hating and wholly evil King of Space has merely overplayed his hand and revealed to a bedazzled and disgruntled audience exactly why he should be banned from Iceland.

Oh ho ho.

And now time for celebrations ~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2012-03-24 19:04:59 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
The point of running for CSM was to win


welp

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.

hockles
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-03-24 19:16:31 UTC
Your plan to try and get pictures of my dingaling failed as well.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#29 - 2012-03-24 19:21:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
The point of running for CSM was to win

welp

There's no bloody point to anything. Let's just have fun in Jita and celebrate.
hockles wrote:
Your plan to try and get pictures of my dingaling failed as well.

Tell me more.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Table-Lamp Bookshelf
Internet Space Ship Game
#30 - 2012-03-24 19:25:44 UTC
So, is there a big guy at fanfest carrying around a monitor with xenuria's face?
I must know.
Doris Dents
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-03-24 22:05:51 UTC
If only I'd known by not voting for this wierdo we were only playing into his hands.

Well played puppetmaster, well played indeed.
A55 Burger
Weiland Yutani Corporation
#32 - 2012-03-25 02:42:06 UTC
Didn't really want that seat anyway.
Devilish Ledoux
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#33 - 2012-03-25 03:00:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Devilish Ledoux
In case you were wondering how many NAMBLA members play Eve, look no further.

Table-Lamp Bookshelf wrote:
So, is there a big guy at fanfest carrying around a monitor with xenuria's face?
I must know.

His presence was not requested.
Jiggle Physics
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-03-25 03:13:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jiggle Physics
Xenuria wrote:
The point of running for CSM was to win and then use my position to accomplish my platform.

However in an unexpected development it appears CCP will be doing what i wanted them to do anyway.

This negates the need for me to be on the CSM.

Mittani has alot of work ahead of him.
If he is remotely consistent he will do everything in his power to undo what ccp announced as plans for the future.

He will try to get CCP to stop working on gender options, direct x 11, ship paint, etc...
Just like he forced them to stop work on incarna. However this time he will NOT succed. In fact I promise you he will not even make any meaningful attempt to undo what CCP has set into place with regaurds to what I mentioned above.

There is NOTHING he can do.
No choice can he make that would result in me not getting what I desire.

The most powerful politician in New Eden is also the most powerless.
At the peak height of what he perceives as his victory he is actually at the lowest depths of his own self defeating mentality.


i like how you maintain the delusion that bringing full stops to sentence fragments makes you sound like less of a frothing pubby whinging and engaging in distressed hand-flapping at the prospect of continued rule of our one and only KING OF SPACE

Like I could post like this. And properly capitalize and punctuate sentence fragments. But nonetheless. It makes me sound. Like a mouthbreather.

Edit. It's because. Of the sentence fragments. Not the. Punctuation and capitalization.
Table-Lamp Bookshelf
Internet Space Ship Game
#35 - 2012-03-25 03:48:35 UTC
I like how it's almost like he's an "evil genius."
I mean, he's got the good flair for the dramatic.
It's just that reality and rational thought seem to not conform to his world view.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#36 - 2012-03-25 08:42:53 UTC
Table-Lamp Bookshelf wrote:
I like how it's almost like he's an "evil genius."
I mean, he's got the good flair for the dramatic.
It's just that reality and rational thought seem to not conform to his world view.

You mean to say... he's crazy?

My my, I never could have guessed.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Venus Vermillion
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-03-25 09:25:41 UTC
If your platform was 'Ensure Goonswarm's absolute control' then you did really well.

Congratulations on your victory, Xenuria... the people you hate won, just like you planned.

:puppetmaster:
RDevz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-03-25 11:48:39 UTC
I wanted the sun to rise this morning.
There was a sunrise.
I therefore caused the sun to rise.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

~

Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-03-25 12:34:41 UTC
This is an outrage I demand a recount
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2012-03-25 14:17:42 UTC
RDevz wrote:
I wanted the sun to rise this morning.
There was a sunrise.
I therefore caused the sun to rise.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


roflysst
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