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Aren't you thirsty?
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Gorion Wassenar
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#1 - 2011-09-24 07:56:13 UTC
"You know what really quenches my thirst after a hard night of roaming lawless space sharpening my skills? A cool refreshing can of Drink Starsi!

You don't want that other garbage leaving that horrid aftertaste when you sit down on your couch in front of your holo-screen. You want the same drink that alliance tournament team STIMULUS corp has chosen as its official break room drink 3 years running. As a part of this champion team I need the best and the best is Drink Starsi! It tastes like Revenge!"



Drink Starsi! Available at all fine retail outlets!


An APEX Conglomerate Product.


Rote Kapelle - NOW IN SLIGHTLY MORE LAW ABIDING FLAVOR!

"DRINK STARSI!" ©®™Ownership Group Chairman
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#2 - 2011-09-24 08:12:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
Bringing light to the darkest, filthiest, ****-stained, murderous, and downright undignified corners of New Eden?

Take a break from the incineration for a STARSI!

Refreshing STARSI takes the weariness from your bones, and in it's place, brings a rush of adrenaline and aggression when you need it most!

Drink STARSI!

Available at all licensed Imperial retailers!



STARSI : An APEX Conglomerate Product

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Marcos Dirritu
Fearless Scouts
#3 - 2011-09-24 08:41:51 UTC
You know what makes me feel better after another day of seeing the gorgeous ads for Quafe?

A can of Drink STARSI. It shows me that no matter what, we in the State can try to mimic our enemies and then claim we're better than them.

STARSI kills all suppressed jealousy in me in no time.

Drink STARSI!

Available at all Caldari Propaganda Outlets.



STARSI: An APEX Congolomerate Product
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#4 - 2011-09-24 08:50:47 UTC
I'll stick to vodka, thanks.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
Stay Feral
#5 - 2011-09-24 09:14:36 UTC
I tried STARSI.

Even with Quafe setting the bar so low you'd need mining equipment to reach it, STARSI was a disappointment.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Kaleigh Doyle
Doomheim
#6 - 2011-09-24 14:12:55 UTC
Sweetie, your Quafe is showing. *drags a finger across her chest*
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
Stay Feral
#7 - 2011-09-24 16:23:23 UTC
Yes, I thought that was rather ironic, but I wasn't going to mention it.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Darius Shakor
Second Shakor Clan
#8 - 2011-09-24 16:49:50 UTC
I was, but I see Kaleigh beat me to it.

Darius Shakor - Kacha

Vandeamon Writing Project - EVE Works
Kyoko Sakoda
Achura-Waschi Exchange
Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
#9 - 2011-09-24 17:27:19 UTC
The irony here is excellent.
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
Stay Feral
#10 - 2011-09-24 23:21:57 UTC
Kyoko Sakoda wrote:
The irony here is excellent.


A good daily irony intake is vital for the development of healthy cynicism.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2011-09-24 23:31:09 UTC
Kaleigh Doyle wrote:
Sweetie, your Quafe is showing. *drags a finger across her chest*


Perfect.

Katrina Oniseki
Hamish Grayson
#12 - 2011-09-25 09:53:40 UTC
Kyoko Sakoda wrote:
The irony here is excellent.


That makes two of us that got the real joke.