EVE General Discussion

Hello everyone! I was sitting around the station tonight trying to think of a new bio for an alt. I usually like to adapt songs in my alt bios so I started off with something old school. Before I knew it I thought, "Hey, this could work for EVE!" So here is the result and I hope you all enjoy. It is an ode to a game that truly has nor remorse for your loss and we wouldn't want it any other way! I claim no originality for the song, only changing around a few words to make it fit.


He Ain’t Gonna Fly No More

Sung to "the Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Adapted by Hawks Eye from the song "Blood Upon the Risers"

Oooooo….

He was just a rookie pilot and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his equipment and made sure his fit was right;
He curled up and he listened to those awful engines roar,
"You ain't gonna fly no more!"

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
he ain't gonna fly no more!

"Is everybody happy?" cried the FC on the comms,
Our Hero meekly answered "Yes," before his warp was gone;
He dropped into the icy black, and he was insta-locked,
And he ain't gonna fly no more.
(CHORUS)
He counted long, he counted loud, but they wouldn’t let him dock,
He felt the torps, he felt the rails, he felt his shields drop;
His armor quickly melted and his hull soon followed suit,
And he ain't gonna fly no more.
(CHORUS)
The fires quickly swept the decks, the power circuits tripped,
The current pump was failing and he knew that this was it;
The little egg became his grave; he hurtled through the void.
And he ain't gonna fly no more.
(CHORUS)
The days he'd mined and scammed and griefed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the combat drones, the ones he'd left behind;
He thought about the looters, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna fly no more.
(CHORUS)
The salvagers were on the spot, the Nocs’ were running wild,
The looters jumped and screamed with glee, warmed up their beams and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last n00b had failed,
And he ain't gonna fly no more.
(CHORUS)
The pod was popped; the sound was "SQUISH" his blood went spurting high,
His corpmates were all heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"
He laid there in the cloning vat his head was aching sore,
And he ain't gonna fly no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna fly no more!

Dude. I lolled so hard I fell off my chair and broke my bum.

Great song.....

This is one that I have been thinking of using in my bio too..
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Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Darius. Is that you Darius?

A proper PLF would have prevented that. Feet and knees together!

Thank you everyone for all the wonderful comments! I love the homemade verses people have created. I am still debating on if I want to "like" the fact I got rickroll'd :)

feh... I messed up