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Goonswarm, you gota be kidding me????????

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Vanreh
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2012-03-19 21:29:02 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?


When will you retards learn not to spend more than 5 mins to fool someone in giving you money or isk.....
Scooter McCabe
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2012-03-19 21:36:07 UTC
Vanreh wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?


When will you retards learn not to spend more than 5 mins to fool someone in giving you money or isk.....


Isk per hour ratio is your answer.
Vanreh
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-03-19 21:54:21 UTC
Scooter McCabe wrote:
Vanreh wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?


When will you retards learn not to spend more than 5 mins to fool someone in giving you money or isk.....


Isk per hour ratio is your answer.


you guys must rank the lowest then in your alliance... to spend so much time....for a hulk, you guys gota be desperate. Try begging in Jita btw, you'll get more out of it there I am sure.
Vanreh
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-03-19 21:55:08 UTC
Vanreh wrote:
Scooter McCabe wrote:
Vanreh wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?


When will you retards learn not to spend more than 5 mins to fool someone in giving you money or isk.....


Isk per hour ratio is your answer.


you guys must rank the lowest then in your alliance (in terms of isk making)... to spend so much time....for a hulk, you guys gota be desperate. Try begging in Jita btw, you'll get more out of it there I am sure.
Dirael Papier
Malevelon Roe Industries
Convocation of Empyreans
#25 - 2012-03-19 22:41:47 UTC
Vanreh wrote:
Rao Kappa wrote:
I didn't read your complaint, but I really think you should add one more question mark to your title. I don't think eight of them adequately got your point across.


Yeah if you are so fantastic at reading question marks and failing in reading and understanding, I ll make a little game for you so you can continue happy, it is called, count the question marks which you so much love to do as I understand it, here it goes, tell me how many question marks. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????
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One thousand four hundred thirty two. Big smile
Angriest Angel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-03-19 22:42:44 UTC
It's one of the easiest things to be part of gs, I'll contact you ingame to explain you how. Your thread was amusing and to some extent true but you are now going off topic. Discussing this here will get you nowhere. Most of the readers fully support your claims, yet are too scared to show it. Ball lickers will be attracted just as flies are to crap as you can see, I'll talk to you ingame.
Roland Hova
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-03-19 22:49:30 UTC
Vanreh wrote:
Scooter McCabe wrote:
Vanreh wrote:
Daemon Ceed wrote:
When will you retards learn that one does not just buy his way into Goonswarm?


When will you retards learn not to spend more than 5 mins to fool someone in giving you money or isk.....


Isk per hour ratio is your answer.


you guys must rank the lowest then in your alliance... to spend so much time....for a hulk, you guys gota be desperate. Try begging in Jita btw, you'll get more out of it there I am sure.



Damn dog you mad. Like this is the maddest I have made someone over this terrible game. You will always have a place in my heart. Much love.
Roland Hova
Perkone
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-03-20 00:32:46 UTC
So he convos me and my wallet starts blinking with .1 isk deposits

Quote:
[00:26:49] Roland Hova > hi i only accepted this convo as a fleet of goons wanted me to
[00:26:53] Roland Hova > sup
[00:26:56] Roland Hova > still mad
[00:27:06] Vanreh > not mad, check your wallet
[00:27:11] Vanreh > and transactions
[00:27:20] Vanreh > i m paoying whole of jita to send you 1 isk LOL
[00:28:41] Roland Hova > ok not mad at all but thanks for the isk
[00:28:44] Roland Hova > keep it up
[00:28:45] Roland Hova > vov
[00:29:12] Vanreh > i am :)
[00:29:22] Vanreh > you are getting 1 isk and i oay each one 1 million :)
[00:29:50] Roland Hova > all those guys want isk too


So a fleet of goons just convo spammed him asking to be isk bombed as well.

He crashed.

Thanks for all the isk and not being mad and all!!!!
Mohr Cowbell
KarmaFleet University
#29 - 2012-03-20 00:38:37 UTC
Scooter McCabe wrote:
I don't qualify having a billion isk as being rich. But I do qualify this thread as emo rich.


I qualify this thread as being rich in mad.
Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-03-20 01:43:19 UTC
TL;DR OP fails at basic reading comprehension, more at 11
Vanreh
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-03-20 02:28:35 UTC
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
TL;DR OP fails at basic reading comprehension, more at 11


Yeah, I am not the best typer, I agree... but wait till you read of your boyfriend here :

[ 2012.03.20 01:44:52 ] Roland Hova > MY SLAVES OH LORDY HES ATTACKIN MY SLAVES
[ 2012.03.20 01:44:58 ] Roland Hova > BOUNTYS
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:04 ] Roland Hova > DEAR LORD
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:18 ] Roland Hova > benedict make sure you post on eve on back me up on all this ****
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:23 ] Roland Hova > No one will belive me
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:30 ] Benedict Arnolde > wait what
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:35 ] Benedict Arnolde > why do i need to back u up
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:59 ] Roland Hova > consider it payback for making you a million
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:03 ] Roland Hova > billion isks
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:11 ] Roland Hova > because he will never stop
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:29 ] Roland Hova > he is the terminator of marks
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:41 ] Roland Hova > he doesn't even no how to stop
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:44 ] Vanreh > lol

OR

2012.03.20 02:02:06 ] Vanreh > ah man roland, roland, listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:08 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:10 ] Vanreh > roland
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:13 ] Vanreh > hey
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:15 ] Roland Hova > no you listen dog
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:18 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:20 ] Roland Hova > YOU DUMB
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:25 ] Vanreh > shh shh shh
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:27 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:34 ] Vanreh > i talk now, you listen
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:37 ] Vanreh > go read the forum
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:41 ] Roland Hova > I CANT I CAN ONLY READ WHAT YOU RIGHT
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:48 ] Vanreh > i said, I can pay you another billion, you just need to beg me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:58 ] Roland Hova > waht forum
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:04 ] Roland Hova > link it
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:05 ] Vanreh > crimes and punishment
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:08 ] Roland Hova > as their are many

Ok, look, you gota be careful here because I think when we compare your boyfriend's English as a second language speaker with my English as a second language speaker.... you want to read more ???
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#32 - 2012-03-20 02:38:25 UTC
One of the reasons I don't scam is because folks who go on Vanreh-like rants get put on my blocked list after about a second.
Respect to those with greater endurance like Roland. Cool

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Garven Dreis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-03-20 02:47:14 UTC
This thread is brilliant.

Terrible Poster Runner-up 2014
Roland Hova
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-03-20 03:04:09 UTC
Vanreh wrote:
Theodoric Darkwind wrote:
TL;DR OP fails at basic reading comprehension, more at 11


Yeah, I am not the best typer, I agree... but wait till you read of your boyfriend here :

[ 2012.03.20 01:44:52 ] Roland Hova > MY SLAVES OH LORDY HES ATTACKIN MY SLAVES
[ 2012.03.20 01:44:58 ] Roland Hova > BOUNTYS
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:04 ] Roland Hova > DEAR LORD
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:18 ] Roland Hova > benedict make sure you post on eve on back me up on all this ****
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:23 ] Roland Hova > No one will belive me
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:30 ] Benedict Arnolde > wait what
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:35 ] Benedict Arnolde > why do i need to back u up
[ 2012.03.20 01:45:59 ] Roland Hova > consider it payback for making you a million
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:03 ] Roland Hova > billion isks
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:11 ] Roland Hova > because he will never stop
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:29 ] Roland Hova > he is the terminator of marks
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:41 ] Roland Hova > he doesn't even no how to stop
[ 2012.03.20 01:46:44 ] Vanreh > lol

OR

2012.03.20 02:02:06 ] Vanreh > ah man roland, roland, listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:08 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:10 ] Vanreh > roland
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:13 ] Vanreh > hey
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:15 ] Roland Hova > no you listen dog
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:18 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:20 ] Roland Hova > YOU DUMB
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:25 ] Vanreh > shh shh shh
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:27 ] Vanreh > listen to me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:34 ] Vanreh > i talk now, you listen
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:37 ] Vanreh > go read the forum
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:41 ] Roland Hova > I CANT I CAN ONLY READ WHAT YOU RIGHT
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:48 ] Vanreh > i said, I can pay you another billion, you just need to beg me
[ 2012.03.20 02:02:58 ] Roland Hova > waht forum
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:04 ] Roland Hova > link it
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:05 ] Vanreh > crimes and punishment
[ 2012.03.20 02:03:08 ] Roland Hova > as their are many

Ok, look, you gota be careful here because I think when we compare your boyfriend's English as a second language speaker with my English as a second language speaker.... you want to read more ???



Yo dude I'm cool with you being all mad and stuff but your Homophobic posting is wrong, and a low brow. Maybe some day you will learn not to hate others but we dont tolerate your kind of bigotry in goonfleet.com .
Webb Mordock
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#35 - 2012-03-20 03:05:58 UTC
I don't care that I got scammed, and I'm going to PROVE it.

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Oh wait forgot some stuff

wordswordswords????????????????????????????????????????
Rao Kappa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2012-03-20 04:12:07 UTC
Webb Mordock wrote:
I don't care that I got scammed, and I'm going to PROVE it.

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Oh wait forgot some stuff

wordswordswords????????????????????????????????????????


I'm glad you didn't forget the question marks.

I wish we could turn tears into RL fuel. The butthurt by the OP in this thread alone could fuel my car for at least a month.

Why so butthurt, OP?
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-03-20 04:18:20 UTC
Can we some some more words about how much you don't care about getting scammed?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#38 - 2012-03-20 04:46:36 UTC
Needs more question marks...

Also, have you seen exactly how much space Goonswarm owns compared to the rest of the game?

I'm afraid to see the total ISK that they managed to scam off retards more then willing to give them their ISK. Also all the ISK and **** they own from botting that wasn't possibly RMT'd...

Also, with Goonswarm working as GMs and them owning the CSM, it dosen't look like they're going down anytime soon...

As much as I agree with alot of people that goonswarm are a bunch of assholes, but they're good at being assholes...
Sverige Pahis
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2012-03-20 05:45:01 UTC
Why bother spending a billion isk to get into sundering when a mere 500 million isk will get you into the right honourable space corporation thunderwaffe. Call me.
Scooter McCabe
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2012-03-20 05:47:21 UTC
Since he is "loling" so hard at Sundering for try to take his last ship off him after losing a billion, I decided to keep the narrative honest.


So before this guy contacts Roland, he starts pole riding me for a way in to Sundering:

Quote:


Channel ID: -29211728
Channel Name: Private Chat (Vanreh)
Listener: Scooter McCabe
Session started: 2012.03.18 15:00:11

[ 2012.03.18 15:00:30 ] Vanreh > hey boss
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:34 ] Scooter McCabe > hey
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:37 ] Scooter McCabe > how goes it
[ 2012.03.18 15:00:50 ] Vanreh > you got me good =D, did you get my mail ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:01:33 ] Scooter McCabe > I did I am concerned you have been misled by this persons post
[ 2012.03.18 15:01:58 ] Vanreh > i hope not :/ I m your number 1 fan here ! even if you did it hehe
[ 2012.03.18 15:02:53 ] Vanreh > i was actually browsing through the forums, and read up on it by total accident. By oh well, i like you bro, your CEO seemed a bit of a stressed type. What's up with that bro ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:02:57 ] Scooter McCabe > Well we are planning to out this fellow shortly and we are getting together some evidence to embarass him
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:04 ] Scooter McCabe > What do you mean
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:23 ] Scooter McCabe > stressed type
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:30 ] Vanreh > i convod him yesterday and he was like "SPEAK" , actually he rejected my application because he said he did not talk to you lol
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:39 ] Vanreh > yeah, stressed type he sure is :P
[ 2012.03.18 15:03:57 ] Vanreh > told me to apply again with api and everything, which I did
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:09 ] Scooter McCabe > well he hasnt yet he has to review it and speak with me so we just have to touch base
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:42 ] Scooter McCabe > After the near acceptance of Shaampoo we have to tighten security
[ 2012.03.18 15:04:58 ] Vanreh > Scooter, first of all, I never met a person that works in a funeral place but I admire that. To do that job you gota be tougher than the hardest nut to crack. My respects there, i want to be part of yguys, no matter what :)
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:05 ] Vanreh > want me to send another ******* bill , I do it :P
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:08 ] Vanreh > i wanna be part !
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:46 ] Scooter McCabe > Well its an easy job my customers dont talk back
[ 2012.03.18 15:05:57 ] Vanreh > lol scooter
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:17 ] Vanreh > damn DT, look
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:23 ] Scooter McCabe > yeah
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:28 ] Scooter McCabe > well talk to you later
[ 2012.03.18 15:06:34 ] Vanreh > whatever you guys got in mind, you ll have me in there, you ll have a blast
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:11 ] Vanreh > talk to you tomorrow, tell your stressed friend to get me in, will send a hooker over his way at one point to help him relax (Referring To Roland As The Stressed Friend)
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:21 ] Scooter McCabe > lol will do
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:25 ] Vanreh > also
[ 2012.03.18 15:07:43 ] Vanreh > you will find me extremely loyal to you, you can recruit me and can profit of unimaginable ways
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:00 ] Vanreh > no matter what you got in mind, you can count on me. Cheers mate
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:06 ] Scooter McCabe > Cheers
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:23 ] Scooter McCabe > If you can get Sundering 3 Titans we can get you in deal?
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:34 ] Vanreh > heheeh
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:50 ] Vanreh > who will fly em ?
[ 2012.03.18 15:08:53 ] Vanreh > sure as hell not me LOL
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:03 ] Scooter McCabe > We got guys in corp who can
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:06 ] Vanreh > i fly enough rust in RL
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:24 ] Scooter McCabe > seriously at least there not MiG Foxbats
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:26 ] Vanreh > get me in ;) I'll help ya guys with the war efforts, come on scooter
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:35 ] Scooter McCabe > I will see
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:44 ] Scooter McCabe > The thing we need most are spies actually
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:54 ] Vanreh > thanks man, take it easy and have a good one !
[ 2012.03.18 15:09:59 ] Vanreh > count me in
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:01 ] Scooter McCabe > sure laster
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:02 ] Vanreh > we ll talk tomorrow
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:05 ] Scooter McCabe > later
[ 2012.03.18 15:10:09 ] Vanreh > o7


So keep spamming Roland with isk, which is funny because he didn't deprive you of anything and that's where your anger should be...