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Darius III and his ~reelection~

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EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-03-17 23:02:56 UTC
First off, let me say: Heh

Second, here's his spam mail that has been passed around

Quote:
Do you have a CSM candidate for alliance
From: Darius II
Sent: 2012.03.16 17:0
To: Bussunda, TimNeilson

Sorry for the spam mail

I am mailing you this because you are listed as a contact for a smaller allaince. Last year I was one of only a very few CSM that looked out for smaller alliances and corps. Most CSM use their office to further the aims of larger Allaices and coalitions thatthey belong to.This is bad for the players

I hate all things Goon, and for their part the goons hate me back. Mittani mentions me by name in four separate "State of the Goonioun" addresses. If you are anti-goon, helping get me reelected will anger goons, and allow me to troll them like a pro for another year

I have done a lot of trolling during this election cycle, but in all honesty I have been active as CSM. If you could be persueded to wirte an alliance mail with my direct vote link, I would be very much in your debt. I woul ddo whatever I could to possibly repay the favor by doing any of the following

Offering use of our 0.0 stations for docking and space for ratting/minin

Providing any inel I have about anyone not blue to Brick shoud you requir

Making sure my door is always open to listen to any proposals you have that you would like forwarded directly to CC

Again, my apologies for the spam, but voting closes soon, and the vast majority of players do not even cast ballots. My personal race will be very close, and support from an alliance such as yours could easily tip the scales to my favor

If there is something I could do to help persuede you to write an allaince mail promoting my candidacy, please do not hesitate to mail or convo me. Electing me is a sure fire way to put a fork in the eye of Goonswarm. Here is my direct vote page followed by campaign and interview pages. Thanks and I hope to hear from you if you can help me out, D3

(links to forum threads and things you don't care about removed)


I was just wondering how many "anti-goons" there are out there that would seriously pick Darius The Third over the multitude of other candidates out there just because his platform is "lol dum goonies".
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2012-03-17 23:24:12 UTC
Thirdly, let me say, meh.



There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#3 - 2012-03-17 23:29:14 UTC
This post is now about ~tildes~

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-03-17 23:31:01 UTC
Serge Bastana wrote:
This post is now about ~tildes~


I like the way you think~
Alavaria Fera
Imperial Shipment
#5 - 2012-03-18 01:02:31 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Serge Bastana wrote:
This post is now about ~tildes~


I like the way you think~

The Miitani is the way to go ~

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#6 - 2012-03-18 01:13:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Akirei Scytale
Quote:
Mittani mentions me by name in four separate "State of the Goonioun" addresses.


~lol~

I wonder how many times his name was immediately followed by "broke his NDA"?
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-03-18 01:17:10 UTC
that's cool their CEO at least makes a mail for his audience, mine just forwards Trebor's spam
apparently they've been a solid ally to cascade imminent even though we've never blued them afaik
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-03-18 01:19:46 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
that's cool their CEO at least makes a mail for his audience, mine just forwards Trebor's spam
apparently they've been a solid ally to cascade imminent even though we've never blued them afaik


My condolences
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
#9 - 2012-03-18 01:37:29 UTC
When you can't think of a single redeeming thing that you'd bring to the table, never fret. You can always take up arms against the ~goonz~ and pray to your idiot gods that the idiot unwashed masses figure out how to vote.
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-03-18 01:46:26 UTC
It's funny because I think most of their scraper bots work by scraping the forums. Meaning, the exact people that usually have a candidate already in mind or have already voted since polls close in like 2 days.

Heh~
Ima FatBastard
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-03-18 02:03:48 UTC
You'd think, considering his alliances in-game experiences with Goonswarm, that he'd realize it's never a good idea to be anti-Goon.

Unless Brick Squad is really enjoying living in empire these days...
Kalen Vox
Veyr
The Veyr Collective
#12 - 2012-03-18 02:12:50 UTC
I would vote for him based on some of the stuff he said in his mail.

But then I remembered that in fact, he doesn't give a **** about me or my alliance. Stuff about intel or 0.0 stations or any of the other supposed benefits would just be lies, of course. I probably just won't vote.

Although I don't like Goonswarm, as a "representative of a small alliance", they are pretty much irrelevant to me. I couldn't have any effect on them regardless of who is in power in CSM; Darius III, Mittani or whatever. And perhaps it's ignorant of me, but the CSM doesn't seem to have impacted my gameplay in any way I can think of right now. So, even if the whole CSM was Goonswarm, I doubt the difference it would make to most people. The whole "anti-goon" point seems a little... well... pointless in my view.