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True Facts About The Mittani

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Oxylan
Blood Fanatics
#21 - 2012-03-14 02:34:03 UTC
Chuck Norris is still better than Mittani.

If it bleed we can kill it.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#22 - 2012-03-14 02:49:16 UTC
Mittens is not The Stig

The icy gaze of Mittens is scarier than Medusa's

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-03-14 02:53:28 UTC
This thread made me cringe

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#24 - 2012-03-14 02:59:39 UTC
The Mittani once had sex with me. I, uh, hmmm, I mean, I once had sex with a giruy. I'm confused. Okay, lemme start again. The Mittani is so powerful his thrust are like hammers on my... No no, thats not right. Okay, okay. I think I've got it now. I once saw the Mittani and Chuck Norris making out on a park bench in the Jita 4-4 station just after dark, while Darius III played a fiddle that sounded like cats copulating. True Story.Roll

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Tobiaz
Spacerats
#25 - 2012-03-14 03:08:04 UTC
Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread. Roll

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Frying Doom
#26 - 2012-03-14 03:43:26 UTC
The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.

Don't be a Goonsheep.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Takashi Kaeda
Perkone
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-03-14 03:44:52 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
The Mittani changes his ideas to what he believes people want to hear.

Don't be a Goonsheep.



Says the guy voting for WiS.
Anastasia Shimaya
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-03-14 03:50:01 UTC
Ah so the day Mittani... I mean CCP nerfed TITANS Mittani gets a worship thread.... nice


RIP PL, RAIDEN, NCDot.... pen is mightier then the Tracking Titan
Xavier Holtzman
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#29 - 2012-03-14 03:51:46 UTC
Tobiaz wrote:
Mittani's poo allegedly tastes like chocolate, hence all the brown-nosers in this thread. Roll



This made me laugh uncontrollably.

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Theon Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-03-14 03:54:34 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:
Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina

and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread



I hear the man is married...






Although that might just be to himself
Derth Ramir
Fight The Blob
#31 - 2012-03-14 04:02:02 UTC
The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;)

Fight The Blob.
Landrae
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-03-14 04:02:10 UTC
Hexus Draidin wrote:
Some of you may be curious as to what the illustrious Chuck Norris is so smug about. I aim to compile a list.

For starters:

Chuck Norris once procured an Erebus, expending only four exotic dancers.

Chuck Norris once soloed a 10/10 in a single hero Rifter.

Chuck Norris once ransomed a Revelation in his capsule.

Chuck Norris invented celestials. All of them. And named every one.

Chuck Norris does not require stargates, as he is present in EVERY system at ONCE.



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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#33 - 2012-03-14 05:16:02 UTC
Derth Ramir wrote:
The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;)

The Mittani once flew his Tengu into a swarm of CFC frigates and lost. NOPE, that was Derth :P

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#34 - 2012-03-14 05:37:59 UTC
Hexus Draidin wrote:
Derth Ramir wrote:
The Mittani cant fight the blob like I can ;)

The Mittani once flew his Tengu into a swarm of CFC frigates and lost. NOPE, that was Derth :P

Can I get a link to that killmail? Sounds like it would be hilarious

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Daneirkus Auralex
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-03-14 05:41:02 UTC
The Mittani hates pubbies, including the ones that reply to this thread.
Serene Repose
#36 - 2012-03-14 06:19:19 UTC
IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#37 - 2012-03-14 06:26:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Serene Repose wrote:
IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.


Eve Online General Discussion doesn't include discussion of facts which may (or may not) pertain to a CSM candidate in Eve Online?

Interesting. What do you suspect we can talk about then?

EDIT: The Mittani once modded the mods.

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Frying Doom
#38 - 2012-03-14 06:28:04 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.

Might be moved to another folder but I doubt they would lock the forum over some Goonsheep bleating about their master.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#39 - 2012-03-14 06:37:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Gustav
Frying Doom wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:
IN before the lock as this obviously has nothing to do with EVE.

Might be moved to another folder but I doubt they would lock the forum over some Goonsheep bleating about their master.


That's a lot of written words wasted on people you equate with sheep there, bub!

PS Thanks to democracy in action, he's likely to be your new master for another term, too!

Did you own a Titan?

EDIT: The Mittani blapped Titans with his words!

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#40 - 2012-03-14 10:35:20 UTC
The Mittani's ship doesn't have a warp drive. When he presses the button, celestials warp to him.

The CONCORD gets a popup dialog "You are about to shoot the Mittani - proceed with this dangerous act?" before they can pop him.

The Mittani doesn't own tech moons. He holds them at ransom from the Universe.

The Mittani needs to fit point on his PVE ships, or the rats all warp out.

The Mittani once had to wait in traffic queue. The stargate from Vattuolen to Jita was never rebuilt.

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