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True Facts About The Mittani

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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#1 - 2012-03-14 01:08:02 UTC
Some of you may be curious as to what the illustrious Mittani is so smug about. I aim to compile a list.

For starters:

The Mittani once procured an Erebus, expending only four exotic dancers.

The Mittani once soloed a 10/10 in a single hero Rifter.

The Mittani once ransomed a Revelation in his capsule.

The Mittani invented celestials. All of them. And named every one.

The Mittani does not require stargates, as he is present in EVERY system at ONCE.


Feel free to add to this list below ^-^

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Warrick Sothr
Hellion Evolution
#2 - 2012-03-14 01:09:04 UTC
The Mittani once shutdown Jita for an entire day with nothing but a single noob ship.

The Mittani once hijacked a jump freighter by hiding in the plastic wrap
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#3 - 2012-03-14 01:14:00 UTC
The Mittani is the omnipotent and omniscient autocrat of the most highly disciplined elite fighting force in EVE.

Katrina Oniseki
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#4 - 2012-03-14 01:14:49 UTC
The Mittani can invent a tech II blueprint using only a paperclip, chewing gum wrappers and a magnifying glass.

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-03-14 01:17:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
Mittans is a ****** and has never seen a female vagina

and some other stuff thats vaguely related to the other posts in this thread
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Sasha Azala
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-03-14 01:17:53 UTC
Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#7 - 2012-03-14 01:19:18 UTC
the mittani licked my nuts last night....























































true story.

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Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-03-14 01:19:54 UTC
"The Mittani once ate a bowl full of nails..."

"So"

"Without any milk..."

"Right this way sir"


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Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#9 - 2012-03-14 01:22:26 UTC
Sasha Azala wrote:
Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.


The Mittani once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris into 37S-KO and simultaneously completed all incursions.

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Nikola Aivoras
Mercantilist Corporation of New Eden
#10 - 2012-03-14 01:23:00 UTC
Sasha Azala wrote:
Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.


And MacGyver
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#11 - 2012-03-14 01:31:38 UTC
Nikola Aivoras wrote:
Sasha Azala wrote:
Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.


And MacGyver

Dame Edna

Yeeee! 
Grumpy Owly
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-03-14 01:37:46 UTC
The "bogeyman" checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris before going to sleep. P

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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
#13 - 2012-03-14 01:39:19 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
Nikola Aivoras wrote:
Sasha Azala wrote:
Sounds like you're likening the Mittani to Chuck Norris.


And MacGyver

Dame Edna


Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place...

Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#14 - 2012-03-14 01:45:29 UTC
The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves.

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Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#15 - 2012-03-14 01:55:13 UTC
Hexus Draidin wrote:
The Mittani does not refine. His gaze frightens asteroids into refining themselves.


The Mittani lost a ship once.

Once.

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Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-03-14 01:59:29 UTC
This thread is like a ****** up Dos Equis commercial.
Joshua Aivoras
Tech IV Industries
#17 - 2012-03-14 02:02:16 UTC
Seems legit.

95% of the players are loving EVE, the other 5%? On the forums.
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#18 - 2012-03-14 02:03:21 UTC
The Mittani has 10.0 standing with the Jove Empire and can enter their space at will.

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Takashi Kaeda
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-03-14 02:04:01 UTC
The Mittani once 'liked' one of my posts.
Hexus Draidin
Intersteller Masons
#20 - 2012-03-14 02:20:28 UTC
The Mittani has a special AoE module equipped on all of his vessels known as "The Wizard of EVE". Its power is said to be so great that those present in the system when it is activated forget ever having seen it.

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