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Andre II
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-03-07 15:35:51 UTC
So I used the console commands to marry Irileth

I haven't bought a house yet so I move in with her.

Next time I'm at Dragonsreach I figure "hey, free bed" and start looking

I find one I can sleep in and do so

Wake up

Have Lover's Comfort

look over

see Balgruuf sleeping there..

hears "You have done Whiterun a great service."...

I don't feel comfortable... and quite frankly i think I was raped.

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Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-03-07 15:38:58 UTC
i lol'd

I has all the eve inactivity
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#3 - 2012-03-07 17:01:06 UTC
See kids this is what magic does to your body!

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Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#4 - 2012-03-07 18:59:16 UTC
But you didn't find an arrow in your knee?

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Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-03-07 20:14:38 UTC
I liked the dead body turning up at the wedding bug.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-03-07 20:39:39 UTC
I've got a SS that I'll post later where it looks like they simply threw Kodlack on top of the funeral pyre. His feet and head were wedged between the logs and he's in the most painful looking back stretch I have ever seen.

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Valei Khurelem
#7 - 2012-03-07 20:59:50 UTC
The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#8 - 2012-03-07 23:19:09 UTC
Here we go:

It's bad that they toss him up there.

And then the smith shamelessly goes back to work afterwards.

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-03-08 09:33:30 UTC
You want the best bug I ever had in Skyrim?

As you probably all know, when a dragon gets to about 33% health, it automatically lands. This is because of the monumental number of bugs that occur if the dragon dies in the air and has to crash-land. It's pretty hard to do at low level, but if you DPS a dragon quick enough, it will crash-land. This happened not once, not twice, but three times in Solitude, at which point the dragons invariably embedded their skeletal corpse about halfway into the main road, at which point the physics engine broke and the corpses began twitching and flailing like an epileptic spider at a Skrillex concert

The townsfolk would gather around these spasmodic ex-dragons for a while, watching them flipping the **** out like they'd snorted tainted cocaine at a goddamn 70s discothèque. They'd gawk for a while, then go back to their business, dutifully ignoring the rapidly accumulating pile of spastic dragon ribcage as if it were a loud and irritating beggar. Even the spiced wine saleswoman didn't seem to really give a damn when the violently whirling wings of a slain dragon dashed her produce far and wide across the market square

There must be something in the water.

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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-03-08 11:05:06 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D



cliffracers.


just.... cliffracers.

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Banechild
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#11 - 2012-03-08 17:33:46 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D



cliffracers.


just.... cliffracers.


I made my self an enormous (as in city sized) fireball just for frying them ...
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-03-09 02:41:58 UTC
Banechild wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
Valei Khurelem wrote:
The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D



cliffracers.


just.... cliffracers.


I made my self an enormous (as in city sized) fireball just for frying them ...

even then I don't know if that's enough to get rid of the scourge that is this damned winged plague.

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Parthonax
#13 - 2012-03-09 13:03:01 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D

they already fixed that bug a while ago
to the op lol true bethesda bugs and glitches are epic 
so this is permanence
Parthonax
#14 - 2012-03-09 13:11:08 UTC
Parthonax wrote:
[quote=Valei Khurelem]The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D

they already fixed that bug a while ago
to the op lol true bethesda bugs and glitches are epic as are the mods
so this is permanence
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC
#15 - 2012-03-10 19:23:43 UTC
Liked the Fallout series, gave Skyrim a shot.

Worst marriage related bug is that there is no gender check on the 'Amulet of Mara'.

If people want to marry Redguards, Orcs or ******* lizards, whatever, I don't care.

But the same-sex thing has got to go.
Nothing is more annoying than a burly blacksmith propositioning you EVERY time you want to sell loot.

Or they might as well go all the way, and let people marry the horses, dogs and chickens as well. I mean, why not? At least it would be funny.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2012-03-10 20:47:53 UTC
Khellendrose
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-03-14 11:27:43 UTC
One time I was in Whiterun and decided to shoot a wedge of cheese off of a table. Away with the cheese for no reason. I went ahead and did it. 15 seconds later every guard in the city and Balgruf were attacking me like I murdered a child.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-03-14 14:45:31 UTC
Khellendrose wrote:
One time I was in Whiterun and decided to shoot a wedge of cheese off of a table. Away with the cheese for no reason. I went ahead and did it. 15 seconds later every guard in the city and Balgruf were attacking me like I murdered a child.



YOU CHEESE MURDERERERER.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#19 - 2012-03-14 15:25:32 UTC
You did what with bree??!?!
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#20 - 2012-03-14 15:52:35 UTC
I had the most horrific atrocity happen to me about a week ago. I was finishing up the Stormcloak storyline and was leading the assault on the final stronghold before you attack Solitude. I was my usual bad ass self, breaking the barricade quickly and storming the walls. I subdued the rear guards quickly and was running for the archers on the top wall when I....I.....took an arrow to the knee. Once the battle was over I retreated back to my hovel in Whiterun, donned a suit of imperial armor, and cried in the corner for an hour.

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