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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1861 - 2012-02-15 12:03:05 UTC
Shexu wrote:
I'm surprised you play at all with that dirty stash now get out of bed and shave it!


There appears to be a woman stuck to these bosoms.

Dodixie > Hek
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#1862 - 2012-02-16 00:40:41 UTC
I've thought about it and "The Lone Welder" might actually make a good comic strip. There's juice in the fridge, I'm off to a POS bash.
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#1863 - 2012-02-16 00:43:29 UTC
Why you Saggin' sis?

The pie is a tautology
Richter Enderas
Kaesong Kosmonauts
#1864 - 2012-02-16 01:51:44 UTC
why do you look so grim? i paid you 20m isk, that's triple my normal going rate
Amber Katelo
Doomheim
#1865 - 2012-02-17 06:38:09 UTC
Look, you can take off the shades, OK... I'll turn off the disco ball.
Natalie Kozy
strutter direct uk
#1866 - 2012-02-17 20:06:34 UTC
I've seen better, now get out!
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#1867 - 2012-02-17 20:18:24 UTC
Natalie Kozy wrote:
I've seen better, now get out!


I've seen you, now get out!

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Davon Kastire
Shields Of The State
#1868 - 2012-02-17 20:19:24 UTC
You again?
Beckie DeLey
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1869 - 2012-02-17 20:30:55 UTC
What's for breakfast?

My siren's name is Brick and she is the prettiest.
Kid Chaos
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1870 - 2012-02-17 20:35:59 UTC
One side, red!
Katherine Starlight
Doomheim
#1871 - 2012-02-17 21:36:12 UTC
Kid Chaos wrote:
One side, red!

I would just scream in horror as it would remind be of beeing raped by 80+ RvB republic fleet firetails
Linda Shadowborn
Dark Steel Industries
#1872 - 2012-02-17 23:55:59 UTC
"where did all the naked guys go?"
Rob Buie
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#1873 - 2012-02-18 08:24:55 UTC
Ive had worse
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1874 - 2012-02-24 11:16:47 UTC
I NEVER had worse!X
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1875 - 2012-02-27 08:01:25 UTC
What did you put in that Quafe last night? I had poor impulse control and triple falloff range on my hybrids.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Dawnmist
#1876 - 2012-02-29 18:37:06 UTC
Lets not stand up yet. I haven't quite finished exploring your body yet :-)
Darth Gustav
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#1877 - 2012-02-29 18:38:51 UTC
Dawnmist wrote:
Lets not stand up yet. I haven't quite finished exploring your body yet :-)


There's no need to pout, we can do it again...

He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom
Nick Bison
Bison Industrial Inc
#1878 - 2012-02-29 19:16:27 UTC
[shudder] I'm never drinking that again!

Nothing clever at this time.
Ann133566
Doomheim
#1879 - 2012-02-29 19:20:05 UTC
Infamy! Infamy you got it in for me! Sad
Yiole Gionglao
#1880 - 2012-02-29 21:01:47 UTC
Kinda funny what didn't happen, huh?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you