Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Clockwork Pineapple is looking to add at least one new corporation to our alliance. We are based in the Syndicate region, and with a few exceptions can be found there year round. (Specifically AAS-8R V)

Things you should know about us:
- We are a PvP centric alliance. In fact all we do is shoot stuff.
- Most of our activity is based around US time zones. (0000-0600 EVE being our most active time) We do have a handful of active Euro’s but lack a dedicated Euro FC. If you can bring one with you, all the better.
- We are not space rich, and we don’t have expensive things. We have no supers to blow up or steal and no titans to bridge through or plot against.
- Small gang PvP is our passion, which is good because our gangs never really break the 25-30 range at their very largest.
- Syndicate is not a ‘spring-board’ for us. We do not aspire to ever become a sov holding alliance. In fact we don’t plan to leave Syndicate. Ever.
- PvP is our end game, and the purpose of our alliance. A good day in Clockwork looks like this: Log in. Join fleet. Blow up some locals. Explode. Log off.

What we are not:
- We are not an elite PvP alliance. PvP is our focus because it’s the most fun you can have in EVE Online, which is a bad game. We do not have our mom’s bring us food at the computer so we can focus on being serious PvP’ers, and we do not text each other at work to run home and FC a fight in the middle of the day.
- We do not get bent out of shape about kill-board efficiency, and while we will mock you for bad fits, we won’t kick you.
- We don’t make YouTube videos about how awesome we are at spaceships or how we beat up on blathering idiots that wildly outnumbered us.
- We never ever have mandatory ops or CTA’s. To my knowledge nobody in the alliance has ever set an alarm to wake up and play EvE. At least I hope not.

A good match should:
- Have around 6-12 active PvPers
- Be willing to relocate to Syndicate or already live there.
- Have at least one regular FC if not more.

A relevant disclaimer: The executor corporation for Clockwork Pineapple is The Greater Goon. The Greater Goon is a Something Awful dot com corporation. You gatta pay 10bux to join. We consider ourselves to be a very chill group of goons, but goons none the less. If you have an anaphylactic aversion to association with goons, then that’s something to consider. We are blue with Goon Swarm Federation and some of their closest brosefs. We are not blue with TEST or BDEAL, nor any other of their tedious ‘pets’. We are not part of the CFC.


If you're interested, you can contact me here, in game, or reach out to TimNeilson (our Diplomat) or Bussunda (our CEO)

I love also you Lexa!



Here's a link to our killboard:

Clockwork Killboard

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Recruitment still open!

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Rote is pretty bad. But we are worse than them, and everyone else in Syndicate is worse than either of us.


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